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@littlemisslizz.bsky.social

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The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · Sep 24

My body is not a temple. It is, at best, Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve in 1988.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 2d

You’re the best.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 2d

This hurts.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 2d

I did not mention violence or Trump anywhere…

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 2d

Ian Watkins was a pedophile & the person who just killed him in jail should get a reward. I said what I said.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 3d

“Don’t respond to that, it’s rage bait”.”

Honestly? I truly don’t care if it’s “rage bait” or not. Words can hurt people - a lot. And I want someone who is hurting to see that somebody else out there actually gives a shit.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 3d

This rules!

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 4d

I have to draw my eyebrows on now before I go out and the hand tremor is STRONG today. This could accidentally go Oscar the Grouch so quickly. Send thoughts & prayers (and a laser level).

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 7d

It’s a complete & total waste of a Harvest Moon to not be bumping Neil Young full blast today.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 15d

The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are:

1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 19d

Everyone who heard Stephen Miller’s wife refer to him as a “sexual matador” should be entitled to financial compensation. Jesus Christ.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 19d

I don’t know why we have to go through this rapture bullshit every year when we all know full well that the only person who would actually get raptured is Danny Trejo.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 19d

Stop doing Nazi shit if you don’t want to be called a Nazi. Easy peasy.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 22d

Clearly “Earth, Wind, and Fire” did not do a good enough job getting y’all to remember that it’s the 21st of September…

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 22d

We don’t even have a day in the United States, where we observe the assassination of RFK, but RFK Jr supports having a day to observe the murder of Charlie Kirk. Just something to think about.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 23d

TIMELINE CLEANSE:

Most things are awful right now but my sister & her wife just had the most perfect baby & now I’m an aunt to a kid who I already know will change the world.

(Also my little brother keeps saying she’s Robert Redford reincarnated.)

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 25d

I’m not going to let grown adults who are still too selfish and lazy to make the trip to Auschwitz-Birkeneau tell me “anti-fascism” is terrorism. Get bent.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 26d

In light of today’s news I’d like to remind you that this is a real newspaper clipping. History repeats itself when we don’t stop it.

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It seems my estimates were off, so I'm sitting here waiting for my next GoFundMe donation to hit, & I just gave my cats their last can of cat food. I will need to get more soon. GoFundMe is a waiting game. If anyone can help, I appreciate it
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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 26d

The air raid sound you hear outside The White House right now that won’t stop isn’t coming from The White House. There are about 10 extraordinarily brave women standing w/ bullhorns outside set on a looping alarm reminding everyone what it sounds like before war tears your entire world apart.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 27d

Few lines in America cinema knee me in the gut quite like “Your girl is lovely, Hubbell.”

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 28d

Nobody is prepared for my Renaissance Fair outfit. And I’m gonna have cute, freshly shorn elf hair just in time for it, too. NOBODY IS PREPARED.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 29d

At least my weird hyper fixations are timeless. Nobody is gonna be talking about a Labubu in 20 years but they will never stop talking about spontaneous combustion.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · Sep 12

They’re blaming this on Etsy witches. Personally, I wasn’t part of that because I’ve been focusing my hexing efforts on Pam Bondi’s hairstylist never being able to give her decent roots.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · Sep 11

The people renaming the USNS Harvey Milk are telling us we should fly flags half staff for Charlie Kirk out of respect.

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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · Sep 10

Steve Scalise was shot in front of all his friends - the actual lawmakers - and it changed nothing.

This will change nothing.

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