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cheffity chef chef
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labor and employment attorney / dancer / grandma hobbyist and home chef / fantasy romance enthusiast / ratatouille stan / cottagecore cambrophile / chicagoan turned dallasite
dark curly fuckass bob is BACK baby
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
hosting Friendsgiving today, which means quite the haul at central market
November 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I JUST GOT TO PET A LEMUR IN THE GROCERY STORE???? She held my hand 😭🥹
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Chobani & La Colombe pop up in Plano benefiting the North Texas Food Bank and Minnie’s Food Pantry 🥹🤍🍎
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s got ✨wabi sabi✨
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
90 minute deep tissue and a glass of champagne. Talk to me nice.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I cannot shake the feeling like I’m doing a Bad Job™️ at work and I want to fling my body off of I-635.
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
SMOL BEAN ALERT!!!! two new babies at the Brookfield Zoo in Chicago :’)
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
icon shit. obvi love him bc he’s the voice of remy but this is peak lmfao
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Things I said in my sleep last night:

I'm amending my statement about solicitors and barristers

Overall reliance on credit cards is also higher now

….what was I dreaming about 😂
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Me in 2025.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
four years ago. my baby 😭
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I also got a beta blocker because sources have been telling me it’s bad that my heart rate reaches 196 while I’m dancing
November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
it’s actually unreal how badly I want the mulberry bayswater tote. I swear it would become my baby. fuck a birkin just give me her.
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
well thank god I’ve finally been referred out to go get my ticker looked at.
a cartoon mouse is sitting in a blue bowl
ALT: a cartoon mouse is sitting in a blue bowl
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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This comes as part of an extended chat between Epstein and Larry Summers, in which Summers is defending Trump, and notorious pedophile ring leader Jeffrey Epstein says no, Trump is a very bad person.
Still working our way through approx. 23,000 pages of Epstein related documents released by House Oversight Cmte.

In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump

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November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
who the fuck is madeline (lily allen the woman you are…david harbor if i see you it’s on sight)
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Meanwhile, “did women ruin the workplace?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Epstein: I’m best friends with this pedo running for President, here’s a bunch of stories about how big a pedo he is

NYT: but her emails
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Water is wet
If the Epstein materials were anywhere between exculpatory and bad-but-survivable for Trump, the White House would almost certainly be behind congress pushing to release them. Instead they directed the house to take two months off and are pressuring republicans in the situation room.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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If the Epstein materials were anywhere between exculpatory and bad-but-survivable for Trump, the White House would almost certainly be behind congress pushing to release them. Instead they directed the house to take two months off and are pressuring republicans in the situation room.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM