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Me, on my deathbed: Please, just go brush your teeth.
My 7 yo, who is at least 57 by then (I hope): I just need to show you this dance first.
*proceeds to floss while I shuffle off this mortal coil *
My 7 yo, who is at least 57 by then (I hope): I just need to show you this dance first.
*proceeds to floss while I shuffle off this mortal coil *
February 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Me, on my deathbed: Please, just go brush your teeth.
My 7 yo, who is at least 57 by then (I hope): I just need to show you this dance first.
*proceeds to floss while I shuffle off this mortal coil *
My 7 yo, who is at least 57 by then (I hope): I just need to show you this dance first.
*proceeds to floss while I shuffle off this mortal coil *
Me: I really need to cut back on sugar.
Also me:
Also me:
February 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Me: I really need to cut back on sugar.
Also me:
Also me:
Sometimes all it takes is one more tiny stressor to upset the apple cart and then I’m crying at work again.
January 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sometimes all it takes is one more tiny stressor to upset the apple cart and then I’m crying at work again.
Imagine how many murders people got away with when Thanos snapped.
“Oh, that asshole? He just disappeared. Must’ve been snapped.” (wipes blood off hands)
“Oh, that asshole? He just disappeared. Must’ve been snapped.” (wipes blood off hands)
January 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Imagine how many murders people got away with when Thanos snapped.
“Oh, that asshole? He just disappeared. Must’ve been snapped.” (wipes blood off hands)
“Oh, that asshole? He just disappeared. Must’ve been snapped.” (wipes blood off hands)
12 Days of Christmas… Mom edition:
12 presents for wrapping
11 meals for cooking
10 loads of laundry
9 outings for planning
8 rooms to vacuum
7 stockings for stuffing
6 beds for making
5 bathrooms cleaned
4 batches of cookies
3 grocery trips
2 airport runs
And a ham to put in the oven
12 presents for wrapping
11 meals for cooking
10 loads of laundry
9 outings for planning
8 rooms to vacuum
7 stockings for stuffing
6 beds for making
5 bathrooms cleaned
4 batches of cookies
3 grocery trips
2 airport runs
And a ham to put in the oven
December 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
12 Days of Christmas… Mom edition:
12 presents for wrapping
11 meals for cooking
10 loads of laundry
9 outings for planning
8 rooms to vacuum
7 stockings for stuffing
6 beds for making
5 bathrooms cleaned
4 batches of cookies
3 grocery trips
2 airport runs
And a ham to put in the oven
12 presents for wrapping
11 meals for cooking
10 loads of laundry
9 outings for planning
8 rooms to vacuum
7 stockings for stuffing
6 beds for making
5 bathrooms cleaned
4 batches of cookies
3 grocery trips
2 airport runs
And a ham to put in the oven
What in the everloving fuck.
December 10, 2024 at 11:50 PM
What in the everloving fuck.
Not Lucy reading a TV Guide with herself on the cover.
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
December 1, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Not Lucy reading a TV Guide with herself on the cover.
Like a boss.
Like a boss.
I haven’t posted anything here yet and the longer I wait, the more I feel like it has to be a super good post, so now I feel all this pressure to make this post amazing. But how do I do that? Sincerity? Humor? The perfect mix of both? Should I comment on current events or share something personal? I
November 27, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I haven’t posted anything here yet and the longer I wait, the more I feel like it has to be a super good post, so now I feel all this pressure to make this post amazing. But how do I do that? Sincerity? Humor? The perfect mix of both? Should I comment on current events or share something personal? I