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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀
@lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social
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Author, journalist, editorial director, delighted participant. New book THE MIDLIFE PLOT TWIST coming Fall 2026 http://bit.ly/BowDownBook
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 28d
Well, it's finally a real thing! Our funny, helpful, NOT-just-about-freakin menopause book about getting to get what you want in your 40s and 50s, tentatively titled "Midseason Plot Twist!" (we've been through quite a few changes), will be out in Fall 2026!
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 4h
I’m offering a premium SaaS product: Sexy as a Service with AI capabilities (Always Irate)
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 4h
I can’t stop watching it but in a bad way
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 10h
Everything is terrible but I love a lot of you and that’s something
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 12h
Trash Cat for you
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Mindy Weisberger @laminda.bsky.social · 13h
In the waning hours of world hagfish day, please join me in appreciating not only their prodigious production of gooey, sticky, suffocating slime, but also the fact that they’ve been sliming things up for at least 100 million years 🧪
100-Million-Year-Old Hagfish Complete with Slime Kit Discovered
Scientists recently discovered an important clue about hagfish origins, in a fossil dating to 100 million years ago, that includes traces of preserved slime.
www.livescience.com
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12h
The CFPB is one of the most staunch financial watchdogs for the American people.

The agency has returned at least $20B to the victims of financial fraud and abuse since 2011.

It's no longer protecting consumers now...BECAUSE THIS REGIME DOESN'T WANT IT TO!
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Reuters @reuters.com · 20h
White House budget director Vought plans to shut down CFPB within months, says it's no longer protecting consumers reut.rs/4qjMIyT
White House budget director Vought plans to shut down CFPB within months, says it's no longer protecting consumers
White House budget director Russell Vought said he wants to close the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and expects to do so within the next two to three months.
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 14h
Like, I’d pitch a Shouts & Murmurs about this if I wasn’t so grotesque
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 14h
What is erotica to him, anyway? Chatbots? Scintillating scenarios? I’m actually confused
Sam Altman says OpenAI isn't 'moral police of the world' after erotica ChatGPT post blows up
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said his company is "not the elected moral police of the world" after receiving backlash over his decision to allow erotica on ChatGPT.
www.cnbc.com
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 14h
Thank you!!
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 17h
Thank you!!
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 18h
Urgent! Can anyone recommend a kind, empathetic sex and relationships therapist who can answer a few questions on deadline?
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 1d
Husbo took amazing post-storm photos of the boardwalk and beach in Asbury Park, NJ
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 1d
RIP to a generation’s dorm room sexy playlist staple and a true artist 💔
D’Angelo, Acclaimed and Reclusive R&B Innovator, Dies at 51
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 3d
It’s so much fun
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 3d
I just wanted to order some nice noodles for winter and then
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 4d
Nor’easter? My son Jeffrey went to Nor’wester
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 4d
Hellman’s Light is delicious in tuna and I don’t care what anyone says
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 4d
“No, you be Don Francisco’s sister” 💔
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 5d
I thought crystals were healing
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 6d
I laughed aloud at Microsoft’s Secret
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 6d
I can’t believe that sadness and unemployment mixed with AI and grind bots aren’t scaling
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 6d
LinkedIn has apparently given up trying to find you a job and is now… pivoting to video. Users are not impressed but the bots are bullish!
LinkedIn transforms into a video-first platform for news and entertainment. | Kristen Johanson posted on the topic | LinkedIn
LinkedIn is no longer just the place for job updates and work announcements. Our platform is transforming into a hub for news, entertainment, and professional storytelling—with a video first lens. ...
www.linkedin.com
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 6d
I just need to do one Pilate
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 7d
Trash Cat for you
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Lindsay Goblinswert 💀 @lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social · 7d
I met my writing partner!
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