LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
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LimeriTweets aka WoodyGuth3
@limeritweets.bsky.social
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I am a limericist and musician based in New York City. I write limericks and am considering a migration from Twitter before it becomes X.
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SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY

As he plans his next line of attack
Mike Johnson is starting to crack

..he says like a perv
..Grivalva will serve

But only if I call Congress back.

#adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS

Republicans are pulling the strings
With all of the mud that it slings

..they’ll casually frown
..against #GovernmentShutdown

But won’t dare stand up against Kings.

#NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS

Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today

..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home

& gave them vacation with pay.

#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
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SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS

Mike Johnson the Speaker can say
The government is shutdown today

..from his Washington dome
..he sent the House home

& gave them vacation with pay.

#mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
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‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬

‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬
‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬

‪..he’d like to impress‬
‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬

‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬

‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar

..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert

Are taking their free speech too far.

#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
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FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV

FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
Is acting like a King or a Tsar

..he’d like to declare
..that Kimmel and Colbert

Are taking their free speech too far.

#FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025
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REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER

Republicans were quite quick to jump
And ID each Leftist as a Chump

..they made a Big Error
..saying MURDER IS TERROR

Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump.

#CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited
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TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL

The Press may deliver a scoop
That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop

..they’ll attempt to evoke
..that he just had a stroke

& his face is beginning to droop.

#trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
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EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE

Donald Trump will declare by default
All the Evidence is kept in a Vault

..but he’ll lose some mystique
..when the Survivors speak

About the rapes & sexual assault.

#EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit
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PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES

Donald Trump should be catching some flack
Since it’s too late for him to backtrack

..he preached to the choir
..we need no ceasefire

& now Russia is on the Attack.

#PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset
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TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND

After Russia's recent drone attack
Donald Trump is beginning to crack

..he'd like to ignore
..Putin's liminal war

While Poland just gets the blowback.

#RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState
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TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT

The truth in case there was doubt
Donald Trump may be losing his clout

..his tariffs will reveal
..he loses every deal

That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out.

#Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession
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TRUMP PLANNING A BIRTHDAY PARADE

Donald Trump will celebrate his birth
With a display that shows what he’s worth

..part of the charade
..is he’ll plan a parade

That will be the biggest on Earth.

#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #birthdayparade #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice
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POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS

Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope

..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy

& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.

#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
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POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS

Donald Trump may look like a dope
Deluded & unable to cope

..he acts like a bully
..pretending he’s Holy

& dressing like a Catholic & Pope.

#PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis
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