I’ve just watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with my boy. It’s my favourite film ever. Bloody love introducing films to my kids. Awesome feeling 🥰
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December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’ve just watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with my boy. It’s my favourite film ever. Bloody love introducing films to my kids. Awesome feeling 🥰
This could be us, but… who are we fucking kidding.
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This could be us, but… who are we fucking kidding.
What a fucking great quote. And she’ll save us from your mental AI obsession! Queen.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What a fucking great quote. And she’ll save us from your mental AI obsession! Queen.
Probably would have been a good idea to practice how to correctly pronounce the names of countries before going on live tv. Ffs. #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Probably would have been a good idea to practice how to correctly pronounce the names of countries before going on live tv. Ffs. #worldcupdraw
Wanna feel like an old gammon?
Dinner ladies are now called ‘child supervisory support officers’
Actual fact.
Dinner ladies are now called ‘child supervisory support officers’
Actual fact.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Wanna feel like an old gammon?
Dinner ladies are now called ‘child supervisory support officers’
Actual fact.
Dinner ladies are now called ‘child supervisory support officers’
Actual fact.
My baubles are wrapped in precious antiques
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My baubles are wrapped in precious antiques
I’m treating myself to cigarette every time I untangle a set of lights
November 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I’m treating myself to cigarette every time I untangle a set of lights
I’m putting the tree and decs up. I fucking hate this day every year. I’m mad allergic to the tree, and my back spends the whole time screaming at me. Merry bloody Christmas
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November 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I’m putting the tree and decs up. I fucking hate this day every year. I’m mad allergic to the tree, and my back spends the whole time screaming at me. Merry bloody Christmas
And they say the perfect man doesn’t exist
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And they say the perfect man doesn’t exist
I’ve been crafting. I’m fucking awful at crafting. How do you lot do it???
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’ve been crafting. I’m fucking awful at crafting. How do you lot do it???
Coffee flavoured tequila is the way forward
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Coffee flavoured tequila is the way forward
Watching the steam rise off my brew, is putting me in an hypnotic state
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November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Watching the steam rise off my brew, is putting me in an hypnotic state