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Tommy Keegs

@liltommykeegs.bsky.social

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Longtime #favoriteKeeganchild. Deservedly so. Happily partnered and vaccinated, in that order Available for weddings and bar mitzvahs. Also have an art 🦋. DM me, if you enjoy naked drawings, not all by me, but possibly of me, too!

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Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Mar 21

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Mar 4

Can't wait to buy this on #47's #onlinefleamarket
#russianwhore #wheresthepeevideo #notmydictator

The current excuse of a leader, wearing the most appropriate headgear he's put on in years.

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Feb 25

An (illegally placed) ad, at a London bus stop. Timely. Truthful. #tesla

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Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Feb 20

Leave it to @dailystar.co.uk to get the headlines right!

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Feb 16

Just a handful of reasons #47 is the worst thing to ever happen to this country.

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Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Feb 2

My friend Mana is one of the actors in this hilarious ad! If only this had aired months ago!

youtu.be/Mc8cTwjtE3k?...

Tax Breaks

YouTube video by Families Over Billionaires

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Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Jan 27

Now you'll learn about "skeets" instead of "tweets"! Welcome aboard!

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Jan 20

45 out of 50. Might actually be 46, but not positive about Idaho, of all places!

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Jan 19

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Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Jan 19

Sadder, but true.

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Jan 19

Sad, but true.

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Jan 12

@mclic.bsky.social and I just got back from seeing Ronnie Burkett's WONDERFUL JOE at @lincolncenter.bsky.social . To say it was beautiful and touching would be an understatement! ❤️

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Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Jan 3

The sights you take for granted... Working outside of Macy's, it didn't occur to me to look up. Glad I finally did. #empirestatebuilding #holidaycolors #heraldsquare #urbanspace #naturalolivewood

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Dec 31

Happy New Year! If you're headed to the ball drop in Times Square, swing by and see me in Herald Square beforehand! Here til 8!

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Dec 13

Up and out of the house for a #privateshoppingevent at the original @macyss.bsky.social
Not invited? I'll still be here til 4 today! Come visit!
#naturalolivewood ##heraldsquare #macys #familybusiness #madeintunisia

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Nov 29

Am I really up at 6 am, selling my wares at #Macys?
Well, technically they are #@naturalolivewood 's wares, but yes.
Yes I am.
Come visit!

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Nov 28

Of course I stole this; if I recalled from where, I'd credit them. But they probably stole it, too! Happy Thanksgiving from the land stolen from our indigenous neighbors!

Tommy Keegs @liltommykeegs.bsky.social · Nov 26

If you're bored or shopping this holiday season, I'm often at Macy's, Bryant Park, or Union Square, hocking gift items from @naturalolivewood Come visit me!

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