Jubilee୨୧ Parody
@liltinselelf.bsky.social
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A little misfit elf who can't make toys. It led to her unfathomable abandonment by her biological parents. Thankfully , she is loved and protected by @merryandbright.bsky.social and @frostbittenginger.bsky.social
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@twintales.bsky.social
· Jan 5
/ can people act grown and not interfere with my ships?! You ever fucking think that the reason my ship left if because people were antagonizing the hell out of her?! Leave her tf alone and my mind your mother fucking business, goddamn. Act grown. My god!!!
Yeah. I'm not too happy about it. You ever just want to send your own kid to an orphanage or ship them to Canada?!!
Be a mom they said, it's fun, they said....
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" Yeahhhh, but think about it like this, yanno. You can make appliances for the children. Easy bake oven is a good example. What about, Easy Toast Toaster? Or! A waffle iron. "
" that's not the point. I tried to make a teenager mutant ninja turtle action figure. The most easiest toy to make. And I made a green toaster.". Grumpy elf noises.
" Oh for the love of Mike and Ike's. Barbie Jeeps? Those small electric cars? You can literally make a little kid a mini Honda or a small Prius?" Noelle was trying to see a positive here.
" what adult is believe in Santa? Just speaking logistics here. The kids believe in Santa. Cars? Not fun. For kids. Because they have wait until they get older."
" yeah that's gotta be difficult . But, adults need toys too. They might want a new car.."
——she tried. She really did.
——she tried. She really did.
She knows how to make household appliances. Cars. Tables and chairs. But, not toys. What kind of elf can't make a toy?!
Goes out Ill have my electric type energetic power but they only can use it up until thier energy runs if theres a fire Squirtal or my other water type can put it out ect never heard of an Elf that cant make toys" petting Mewoth "you say you're not dumb but yet you tried to make Spaghetti in a
"the real question is what Elf sets a Toaster on fire and you must be a speical kind of Elf how many elf you see running around with Pokemon its okay to be a misfit you just probably need help from others"
She knows how to make household appliances. Cars. Tables and chairs. But, not toys. What kind of elf can't make a toy?!
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" what the frostbite is wrong with you? You can't put spaghetti in the toaster! And when in fuck did we get a toaster."
Her eyes went wide. For the first time in her life. She, Noelle Kringle. Had said a curse word.
Her eyes went wide. For the first time in her life. She, Noelle Kringle. Had said a curse word.
Spaghetti, she has found, cannot be toasted.
When did they get a toaster?!! And how did the toaster she wasn’t aware they had catch on fire?!