lilooet
@lilooet.bsky.social
On a small roadway to the danger zone.
I always turn down wedding invitations because I know one of the bride or groom will eventually succumb to my lurid eyes, my suggestive remarks, my emails, and my poster campaign and it's not right.
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I always turn down wedding invitations because I know one of the bride or groom will eventually succumb to my lurid eyes, my suggestive remarks, my emails, and my poster campaign and it's not right.
Are bugs killing me? i think bugs are attempting to take my life.
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Are bugs killing me? i think bugs are attempting to take my life.
Well-timed urban garden guy? (5, 5)
[cryptic]
[cryptic]
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Well-timed urban garden guy? (5, 5)
[cryptic]
[cryptic]
if you think im buying 200 lamb lolliops for 14 of my children, you are absolutely right.
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
if you think im buying 200 lamb lolliops for 14 of my children, you are absolutely right.
If you need calcium, kissing is a very good gateway to teeth.
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If you need calcium, kissing is a very good gateway to teeth.
quite a few contacts scream that i am not atable emotionally but all of them aknowledge that i am shelf stable.
November 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
quite a few contacts scream that i am not atable emotionally but all of them aknowledge that i am shelf stable.
Can you make pizza pops in an air fryer? No one will give me a straight answer. It’s like being in Limbo.
October 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Can you make pizza pops in an air fryer? No one will give me a straight answer. It’s like being in Limbo.
I only eat food I can kill, such as bacteria.
October 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I only eat food I can kill, such as bacteria.
A lot of feedback I get from job interviewers is that I am too erotic to work at the airport.
October 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A lot of feedback I get from job interviewers is that I am too erotic to work at the airport.
Sometimes getting parts of your body removed has unexpected costs, which are approximately $300.
October 11, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sometimes getting parts of your body removed has unexpected costs, which are approximately $300.
Ozem pic is fine but I’ve always lost weight just by having my teeth extracted.
October 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ozem pic is fine but I’ve always lost weight just by having my teeth extracted.
Sometimes when I’m down, I tell my kitchen staff just to broil everything.
October 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Sometimes when I’m down, I tell my kitchen staff just to broil everything.
A lot of people say I own a soccer ball. I don’t.
September 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A lot of people say I own a soccer ball. I don’t.
Suspenseful, timely baseball-film director? (6, 5, 5)
[cryptic]
[cryptic]
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Suspenseful, timely baseball-film director? (6, 5, 5)
[cryptic]
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Someone needs to stand up to these maniacs.
September 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Someone needs to stand up to these maniacs.
Neighbourhood Dad (S01, ep 06)
Neighbourhood dads race against the clock to dry the mayor's dishes but end up jerking each other off for 17 hours.
Neighbourhood dads race against the clock to dry the mayor's dishes but end up jerking each other off for 17 hours.
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Neighbourhood Dad (S01, ep 06)
Neighbourhood dads race against the clock to dry the mayor's dishes but end up jerking each other off for 17 hours.
Neighbourhood dads race against the clock to dry the mayor's dishes but end up jerking each other off for 17 hours.
Your nape is like finely, finger-moulded garlic butter. Your shoulders are like those of a lobster. Your hands are also like lobsters.
September 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Your nape is like finely, finger-moulded garlic butter. Your shoulders are like those of a lobster. Your hands are also like lobsters.
I’m sorry I legally re-named two of your children Slobodan Milosovic while you were away.
September 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m sorry I legally re-named two of your children Slobodan Milosovic while you were away.
A part of my brain wants to order a chimichanga. But reading my notepad, I have very clearly written Do NOT order a chimichanga.
September 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A part of my brain wants to order a chimichanga. But reading my notepad, I have very clearly written Do NOT order a chimichanga.
What sort of maniac calls an attractive woman a snack?
September 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What sort of maniac calls an attractive woman a snack?
Every night I fall asleep thinking haha I didn't get eaten by a bear today. It's great.
September 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Every night I fall asleep thinking haha I didn't get eaten by a bear today. It's great.
Here's one more for your families.
September 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Here's one more for your families.
Why not play a game with me, lilooet?
September 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Why not play a game with me, lilooet?
do americans not stand up and fight back anymore?
August 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
do americans not stand up and fight back anymore?