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Local Innocent Heretic Joe

@lilnoisemarine.bsky.social

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A random smooth brain that has Bluesky.

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Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 11h

Also, I find it funny that Spaceking has female space marines being cannon cause of the joke yet people (like in the image) use that as a way to say that 40k shouldn't have them cause "Girls iky" like it's a 80s tree house (I know it's more malicious than that for a lot of them).

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 14h

Like how they say that as if they are the owners of the ip and not the multi million dollar company.

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 6d

It looks like this for me

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 9d

I can't believe that they got taller

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 11d

I love how the 3rd image looks like they are holding the mag with their power fist

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 11d

My old laptop would probably never get fully shut down for several months on end on average, meanwhile my desktop is daily.

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 11d

I still can't believe that 2019 was only 38 years ago, I feel so old 😔

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 17d

"Guards, make this traitor watch cocomelon for the next 18 hours"

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 19d

I'm all ears

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · 19d

Forced to wear the same clothes for years, gets shamed by all when wears new clothes, people confused when they get yelled at.

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Sep 6

Wym? That's normal, they just forgot to turn on the gellar field.

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Sep 6

I'm now imagining one where you can only see their forehead

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Sep 5

Love the Destiny Cabal symbol on the old man's forehead

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Aug 30

Both parties are instantly obliterated from the clash

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Aug 27

"This is the 8th time today you gave me the wrong order, for the last time, I ordered 6 sodas, not a soda and a burger!"

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Aug 20

"I activate my trap card"

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Aug 13

Enjoy your lint burger

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Aug 11

Got bored and made this, thought it be funny

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Aug 11

A grin so smug that it extends off the model like a edit

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Aug 6

What do you mean your work went rotten? /j

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Jul 30

All fun and games till they make it +2' in the next book

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Jul 21

Lucky, you usually get 30 jeanthiefs from one blip

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Jul 21

That's implying that the individual in the picture was the one that sold them and not got them stolen in the first place.

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Jul 14

Must be really easy to do a backflip

Local Innocent Heretic Joe @lilnoisemarine.bsky.social · Jul 14

You know who else tells the same joke as if no one heard it already?