ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝑰𝑰𝑰
@lieutenantdanrr.bsky.social
"𝑂ℎ, 𝐼 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟, 𝑉𝑖𝑠𝑖. 𝑊ℎ𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑢𝑝 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑜𝑙𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠?"
𝘕𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦.
#Dispatchrp || #mvrphungry.
Penned by: {Splorft}
Pinned
"𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥. 𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕒 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕥. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕘𝕦𝕪, ℝ𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥, 𝕚𝕤 𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕜."
Hmm? Yeah buddy?~
R-- Robert...
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hmm? Yeah buddy?~
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April 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Busty. . Blo - oh, you mean Blazer. Ahem. Yeah sure. Uh, well. First things first; Whats your name?"
@lieutenantdanrr.bsky.social
“Yo….The busty blonde told me to report to you? Said you’d…figure out my team or whatever”
“Yo….The busty blonde told me to report to you? Said you’d…figure out my team or whatever”
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"Busty. . Blo - oh, you mean Blazer. Ahem. Yeah sure. Uh, well. First things first; Whats your name?"
{ Splorft }
You're doing a great job, feels very much like Waterboy is actually here. :3
You're doing a great job, feels very much like Waterboy is actually here. :3
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
{ Splorft }
You're doing a great job, feels very much like Waterboy is actually here. :3
You're doing a great job, feels very much like Waterboy is actually here. :3
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Ravanna Mari Thorne
“Better to be Slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie”
— Multigenerational Kitsune
— Pyrotechnic
— Social Justice Activist
— Registered Nurse
— #MutantAndProud
🏳️🌈🦊🔥💥🌸
#RT and #Fave
#OpenStarter
“Better to be Slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie”
— Multigenerational Kitsune
— Pyrotechnic
— Social Justice Activist
— Registered Nurse
— #MutantAndProud
🏳️🌈🦊🔥💥🌸
#RT and #Fave
#OpenStarter
February 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ravanna Mari Thorne
“Better to be Slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie”
— Multigenerational Kitsune
— Pyrotechnic
— Social Justice Activist
— Registered Nurse
— #MutantAndProud
🏳️🌈🦊🔥💥🌸
#RT and #Fave
#OpenStarter
“Better to be Slapped with the Truth than Kissed with a Lie”
— Multigenerational Kitsune
— Pyrotechnic
— Social Justice Activist
— Registered Nurse
— #MutantAndProud
🏳️🌈🦊🔥💥🌸
#RT and #Fave
#OpenStarter
{ Splorft }
Okay. Gonna try to put all the drama behind - Now that most, if not all ties to that old account are dealt with and should have his mark on it, not mine.
Sorry to anyone I disappointed, but hopefully I can just. . . Put it behind me.
Okay. Gonna try to put all the drama behind - Now that most, if not all ties to that old account are dealt with and should have his mark on it, not mine.
Sorry to anyone I disappointed, but hopefully I can just. . . Put it behind me.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
{ Splorft }
Okay. Gonna try to put all the drama behind - Now that most, if not all ties to that old account are dealt with and should have his mark on it, not mine.
Sorry to anyone I disappointed, but hopefully I can just. . . Put it behind me.
Okay. Gonna try to put all the drama behind - Now that most, if not all ties to that old account are dealt with and should have his mark on it, not mine.
Sorry to anyone I disappointed, but hopefully I can just. . . Put it behind me.
{ Splorft }
I'm going to make a statement since, I'm sure it has come across. I had an account, that I've since left behind and gave to a friend. Yes it was lewd, and yes I probably shared things I missed at the time.
I have since started to do my own art since then. Do I regret it, obviously. +
I'm going to make a statement since, I'm sure it has come across. I had an account, that I've since left behind and gave to a friend. Yes it was lewd, and yes I probably shared things I missed at the time.
I have since started to do my own art since then. Do I regret it, obviously. +
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
{ Splorft }
I'm going to make a statement since, I'm sure it has come across. I had an account, that I've since left behind and gave to a friend. Yes it was lewd, and yes I probably shared things I missed at the time.
I have since started to do my own art since then. Do I regret it, obviously. +
I'm going to make a statement since, I'm sure it has come across. I had an account, that I've since left behind and gave to a friend. Yes it was lewd, and yes I probably shared things I missed at the time.
I have since started to do my own art since then. Do I regret it, obviously. +
He couldn't help but have a smile form on his lips, it's been a new experience for him. A pleasant one at that. He watched him as he was hard at work.
"Hmm, sounds easy enough honestly. Sure does though, flinging yourself against the wall isn't fun unless someone else is doin' it." He joked.
"Hmm, sounds easy enough honestly. Sure does though, flinging yourself against the wall isn't fun unless someone else is doin' it." He joked.
standing upright to lean against him, tail wagging lazily behind him. in the last few days they’ve been friends, he’s proven to be a good one!
“ probably would have to get some measurements, but other than that? simple process, i would imagine. sure beats flinging myself around the walls. “
“ probably would have to get some measurements, but other than that? simple process, i would imagine. sure beats flinging myself around the walls. “
"Nah! Don't mind at all, it's been a minute since I built something anyway so. Let's me get back to using my hands like I like to do."
He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.
He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He couldn't help but have a smile form on his lips, it's been a new experience for him. A pleasant one at that. He watched him as he was hard at work.
"Hmm, sounds easy enough honestly. Sure does though, flinging yourself against the wall isn't fun unless someone else is doin' it." He joked.
"Hmm, sounds easy enough honestly. Sure does though, flinging yourself against the wall isn't fun unless someone else is doin' it." He joked.
Cheese?! Well, hell.
{ Grabbing a giant platter of cheese from the back of the fridge.}
This good?
{ Grabbing a giant platter of cheese from the back of the fridge.}
This good?
What? No. That's your cake. I prefer cheese, anyway.
Steeeeeve. Oh. I know.
{ Grabs a cake from the refrigerator }
I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.
{ Grabs a cake from the refrigerator }
I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Cheese?! Well, hell.
{ Grabbing a giant platter of cheese from the back of the fridge.}
This good?
{ Grabbing a giant platter of cheese from the back of the fridge.}
This good?
"Nah! Don't mind at all, it's been a minute since I built something anyway so. Let's me get back to using my hands like I like to do."
He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.
He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.
“ oh—! yeah? “
he skids to a stop in front of him, hunched over. he’s already got the idea in his head and he’s practically building it in his brain as they speak.
“ ya sure ya wouldn’t mind? i could do it alone, but with company makes it more fun. 🎶 “
he skids to a stop in front of him, hunched over. he’s already got the idea in his head and he’s practically building it in his brain as they speak.
“ ya sure ya wouldn’t mind? i could do it alone, but with company makes it more fun. 🎶 “
He looks directly at the smaller figured male and then chuckles, smiling softly.
"Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"
"Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Nah! Don't mind at all, it's been a minute since I built something anyway so. Let's me get back to using my hands like I like to do."
He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.
He said with a smile before patting him gently on the back, letting him know he was down to help.
Steeeeeve. Oh. I know.
{ Grabs a cake from the refrigerator }
I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.
{ Grabs a cake from the refrigerator }
I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.
No. I will stay right here.
. . .Great. Now I feel bad.
Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~
Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Steeeeeve. Oh. I know.
{ Grabs a cake from the refrigerator }
I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.
{ Grabs a cake from the refrigerator }
I got it for myself cause, birthday soon but. You can have it. As an apology.
. . .Great. Now I feel bad.
Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~
Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~
Hisses!
Slithering under a desk.
Slithering under a desk.
{Grabbing a rolled up paper, he smacks him over the head with it.}
No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.
No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
. . .Great. Now I feel bad.
Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~
Ugh. Sorry, Steve. Come.. uh. Come on out.~
{Grabbing a rolled up paper, he smacks him over the head with it.}
No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.
No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.
Slowly unhinging his jaw-
No Steve! No, please don't - don't do that. Enough chaos as it is. Blaze has enough to stress about. Uhm. So, first day? Are you hungry or just. . . Kinda taking advantage of the chaos?
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
{Grabbing a rolled up paper, he smacks him over the head with it.}
No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.
No! Bad, we don't unhing our jaws in the workplace. Especially not to intimidate our co-workers.
He looks directly at the smaller figured male and then chuckles, smiling softly.
"Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"
"Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"
he skids to a stop at that thought. a big hamster wheel. he turns to him slowly, grinning wide. both large, pointed ears flap up and down.
“ that. is an AMAZIN’ idea—! i could easily construct somethin’ like that in an afternoon! “
“ that. is an AMAZIN’ idea—! i could easily construct somethin’ like that in an afternoon! “
Dear god, he was going crazy. He had no idea what to do at this point aside from maybe dangling a mouse on a string.
"How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"
"How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
He looks directly at the smaller figured male and then chuckles, smiling softly.
"Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"
"Oh, hey! I had a good idea, look at that. I can help, if you like. I do have a little experience with constructing things.~"
No Steve! No, please don't - don't do that. Enough chaos as it is. Blaze has enough to stress about. Uhm. So, first day? Are you hungry or just. . . Kinda taking advantage of the chaos?
He could just eat people-
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No Steve! No, please don't - don't do that. Enough chaos as it is. Blaze has enough to stress about. Uhm. So, first day? Are you hungry or just. . . Kinda taking advantage of the chaos?
( I honestly have no idea how to get you two out of this situation. Blaze sounds, and /looks/ piiiiiiiissed. )
(Robert Help)
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
( I honestly have no idea how to get you two out of this situation. Blaze sounds, and /looks/ piiiiiiiissed. )
And who is Steve?! And why is he eating everyones lunch?!?
Why is Alastor and Jawz getting in trou - ohhhhhhh.
Why is Alastor and Jawz getting in trou - ohhhhhhh.
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
And who is Steve?! And why is he eating everyones lunch?!?
Why is Alastor and Jawz getting in trou - ohhhhhhh.
Why is Alastor and Jawz getting in trou - ohhhhhhh.
Dear god, he was going crazy. He had no idea what to do at this point aside from maybe dangling a mouse on a string.
"How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"
"How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"
“ i dunno if it’d be enough energy output! “
still going in circles. and then bouncing off the walls. boing. circling him again.
“ my body, its energy input and output is higher than a standard humans! more food to eat, more energy to burn off! “
still going in circles. and then bouncing off the walls. boing. circling him again.
“ my body, its energy input and output is higher than a standard humans! more food to eat, more energy to burn off! “
" Huh, well. You should get one of those like, little bicycles you put under your desk. Have you tried those?"
He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.
He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dear god, he was going crazy. He had no idea what to do at this point aside from maybe dangling a mouse on a string.
"How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"
"How about one of those, like hamster wheels. But. Bigger~?"
{Confused Robert noises}
What is even going on in this office?!?!
What is even going on in this office?!?!
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
{Confused Robert noises}
What is even going on in this office?!?!
What is even going on in this office?!?!
Ohhh, yeah. Rule of thumb, fire generally freaks most people out. Especially unplanned fire.
And really? Huh, well i mean. I guess that makes sense. I just uh, didn't expect that. Sorry. Beautiful yes, the stuff is definitely better when cooked!
And really? Huh, well i mean. I guess that makes sense. I just uh, didn't expect that. Sorry. Beautiful yes, the stuff is definitely better when cooked!
oop. don’t hurl. already made the janitor do that earlier and i still feel bad for it. didn’t know fire would freak him out like that.
( patting his back a few times! )
it doesn’t taste like much to me. and my stomach can handle it. stuffs much better cooked though. 🎶
( patting his back a few times! )
it doesn’t taste like much to me. and my stomach can handle it. stuffs much better cooked though. 🎶
Wait - raw?? Like. Raw. Not cooked? Oh, dear heavens I -
{ He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in }
Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!
{ He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in }
Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ohhh, yeah. Rule of thumb, fire generally freaks most people out. Especially unplanned fire.
And really? Huh, well i mean. I guess that makes sense. I just uh, didn't expect that. Sorry. Beautiful yes, the stuff is definitely better when cooked!
And really? Huh, well i mean. I guess that makes sense. I just uh, didn't expect that. Sorry. Beautiful yes, the stuff is definitely better when cooked!
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⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
October 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
⭒˚‧ ︵‿⭒ཐིཋྀ
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘖𝘩, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘐'𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶
ཐིཋྀ⭒‿︵ ‧˚⭒
" Huh, well. You should get one of those like, little bicycles you put under your desk. Have you tried those?"
He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.
He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.
“ pent up energy. it happens somewhat often since i sit still for long periods while working. “
leg bouncing INCREASING. shaking his head. there’s nothing he can do about it. he does eventually spring up and run circles around him on all fours?
leg bouncing INCREASING. shaking his head. there’s nothing he can do about it. he does eventually spring up and run circles around him on all fours?
"You get the zoomies?"
He watched as his pupils get wide, and he shifts his eyes back and forth.
"Do you uh, do you do anything to help with that or. . .?"
He watched as his pupils get wide, and he shifts his eyes back and forth.
"Do you uh, do you do anything to help with that or. . .?"
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
" Huh, well. You should get one of those like, little bicycles you put under your desk. Have you tried those?"
He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.
He asked, before getting ran around in circles, blinking several times like a confused meerkat.
Wait - raw?? Like. Raw. Not cooked? Oh, dear heavens I -
{ He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in }
Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!
{ He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in }
Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!
that’s usually my go-to. ~
( trotting right along right behind him! tail raised and flicking side to side. )
i ain’t a great cook, but i learned to cook meat pretty fast. used to eat it raw before then. blegh.
( trotting right along right behind him! tail raised and flicking side to side. )
i ain’t a great cook, but i learned to cook meat pretty fast. used to eat it raw before then. blegh.
Burgers! I do love me a good burger.
{He points towards the nearest, decent burger joint}
To food!
{He points towards the nearest, decent burger joint}
To food!
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Wait - raw?? Like. Raw. Not cooked? Oh, dear heavens I -
{ He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in }
Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!
{ He almost dry heaved at the thought, but managed to wrangle it in }
Well, lucky for us this place makes some pretty good burgers!
{ Splorft }
This interaction is making me cackle so fucking hard. Ya'll. 😭😭
This interaction is making me cackle so fucking hard. Ya'll. 😭😭
[ loading wheel. genuinely considering her options for a few seconds. ] i can explain.
Get down here.
Now.
Now.
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
{ Splorft }
This interaction is making me cackle so fucking hard. Ya'll. 😭😭
This interaction is making me cackle so fucking hard. Ya'll. 😭😭
"Too long?. . Uh, well, I mean. What exactly do I need to do? I mean. Do we need to go somewhere private or~?" He asked, entirely unsure, acting as if he had never had any type of sexual or suggestive experiences before in his life. He definitely, most assuredly has.
"It would help but I don't want you to feel obligated. I could calm down by staying away but that takes too long..."
"Oh! Well I mean if that's the case, I uh. If it will help you? Or will it make it worse? I honestly have no idea how this works, I'm sorry!" He was nervous, but also wanting to help her if she needed it. Genuinely, how the hell does he get into these situation?
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Too long?. . Uh, well, I mean. What exactly do I need to do? I mean. Do we need to go somewhere private or~?" He asked, entirely unsure, acting as if he had never had any type of sexual or suggestive experiences before in his life. He definitely, most assuredly has.