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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 2d

ELI DELI #45 - Kyle Lawyerman
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: Eli and Freddy are back at Freddy's house. The book is placed on the living room couch.

ELI: Gosh, your house is so gorgeous, Freddy! How can you even afford a place like this? Or like, just a house in general.

FREDDY: I thought I told you. I have a secret double life as a criminal defense lawyer.

Panel Two:

ELI: Oh come on, you always say that! I'm being serious this time!

FREDDY: I am too!! I went to Xella's friend's print shop and made a fake law degree-

Panel Three:

FREDDY: -and now I'm one of the highest paid lawyers in the whole state! I've never been caught, cuz no one ever believes me when I try to-

ELI: Oh fine, keep your secrets, then-

Panel Four: Eli gets up while the TV starts playing a commercial.

ELI: I'm gonna go make us some dinner!

FREDDY: Um, alright.

TV COMMERCIAL: Have you ever been accused of a murder you didn’t commit? Or maybe you did commit murder, but like, everyone's just blowing it way out of proportion? My name's Kyle Lawyerman, and I'm here to help!

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 1d

you turn the corner and spot a shop with its windows boarded up and its signage removed. painted on the front in big red letters reads "SONIC ADVENTURE FOR $4" with an arrow that points to a mysterious, dimly lit room

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 1d

looking through the ps3 store is like walking through a dead mall that's still technically open but half the businesses are closed down and also there's a dead body in the parking lot

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 2d

so many eli.........

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 2d

finally got off my ass and scheduled 23 future eli deli strips on comicfury yahoooo

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 2d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Kyle Lawyerman

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 2d

ELI DELI #45 - Kyle Lawyerman
#comic #webcomic #elideli

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 3d

Lineart of a cheerful Eli in a flower dress stretching out her arms up in the air.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 6d

i gotta shoot blood out of my eyes

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 6d

i've been too depressed lately i gotta get into the halloween spirit! i gotta get scary and spooky!!!!

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 9d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Seven

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 9d

ELI DELI #44 - Seven
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: Eli picks up the mysterious book and shows it to Freddy.

ELI: Freddy check out this book, haha! "The Haunted Book of Evil." It's got a lot of "spooky" pictures of ghosts and ghouls in it.

FREDDY: Hehe, what's even spookier is the lack of a price tag. We could use this as a coffee table book. Then all we'd need is a coffee table.

Panel Two: Eli tries getting back Kale's attention, who's still in a screaming match with Shrimp.

ELI: Excuse me, miss?

KALE: Huh? Oh, you're still here.

ELI: How much is this book? Is it for sale?

Panel Four:

KALE: Seven.

ELI: Seven... dollars?

KALE: Sure.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 13d

shes not a very good hitman #sandra #scooby

Left: Sandra, covered in blood, looks down at the body of her latest victim. She's holding a gun in her right hand, and is propping up her partner in crime, Scooby the cat, with her left arm. She makes note of her now ruined dress. "Damn... I really liked this fit." Scooby replies with a "MROW!"

Bottom: Sandra looks up while talking about murder weapons in a speech bubble.

Right: Sandra is awoken by a very hungry Scooby, who keeps biting her left ear in anger. A drowsy Sandra sits upright and tells the very recently fed cat to, "knock it off... I'm trying to sleep..."

All drawings are black pen sketches on a white background.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 13d

hallow ween.....

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 13d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Discovery

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 13d

ELI DELI #43 - Discovery
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: At the checkout desk, Eli makes conversation with the cashier, Shrimp's sister.

ELI: So just to be clear, a six year old doesn't actually run this flea market, right?

KALE: Nah, that would be me. Shrimp's just a weird brat. Our mom dropped her into a witch's cauldron when she was two, and I think it fried her brain.

ELI: Into a... a what??

SHRIMP: (off-panel) KALE!!!

Panel Two: Shrimp wiggles next to a large window.

SHRIMP: The sun's back, and It's hurting my poor eyeballs! Get over here and dim the windows immediately!

KALE: Go dim them yourself!

SHRIMP: No you!

KALE: No you!

Panel Three: The sisters continue yelling "no you" at each other, just as Eli looks down and notices something on the floor.

Panel Four: That something is a mysterious book titled, "The Haunted Book of Evil."

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AAAAAHlice 🎃 🎃 🎃 @floofrights.bsky.social · 15d

dress the possum (short)

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 15d

rendering now 👀 woohoo

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 17d

still workin on the thing btw

Chilli is taken aback by a very powerful purple hair dryer.

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 17d

still workin on the thing btw

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 20d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Frying the Shrimp

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 20d

today's strip was supposed to be called "Frying The Rice" (because shrimp haha get it) but then I accidentally titled it "Frying The Shrimp" when I posted it here. so i guess that's what its called now. title doesn't really make any sense now but oh well. gonna stick to my guns. go with the flow

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 20d

ELI DELI #42 - Frying The Shrimp
#comic #webcomic #elideli

Panel One: Eli and Freddy are confronted by the small child in the robe.

ELI: Wh-who are you??

SHRIMP: The name's Shrimp! And this whole shop is my domain!

FREDDY: Oh cool. I didn't know they let five-year olds run flea markets.

Panel Two:

SHRIMP: I'M SIX, YOU TICK-COVERED BALLSACK!!!

FREDDY: Wow, uh, okay. My bad.

Panel Three: Shrimp jumps up and down repeatedly to meet at Eli's eye level.

SHRIMP: You two aren't shoplifters, are you?! Or loiterers?! Or one of those disgusting couples who copulates in public spaces?!?!

ELI: Ohhhhhh my god no, w-we're not doing anything like that! We're just shopping!

Panel Four:

SHRIMP: You better be... buy as much of my inventory as you can, and then hand your Benjamins to my sister at the checkout! And whatever you do, don't cross me...

Shrimp walks away.

FREDDY: Sure thing, little buddy!

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AAAAAHlice 🎃 🎃 🎃 @floofrights.bsky.social · 21d

im selling a few character designs/adoptables!

each design is $30 usd, and im only accepting paypal right now. you can dm if you're interested or have any questions!

look below for more info on these guys!!!

#adoptables #adoptablesforsale

Three adoptables for sale. A yellow dog with a demonic-possessed arm, a humanoid-robot with a speaker as their head, and a rabbit with a hoodie that can shoot fireballs from their hands. All design are $30 USD, PayPal only. Dm if interested.

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aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 22d

aaaaaaaaand now its back up lmao of course

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 22d

the wifi has been out for nearly 24 fucking hours i am going to scream

aaaaalice @licegirlz.bsky.social · 23d

you can read previous eli deli strips over on comic fury: elideli.webcomic.ws

Eli Deli

Lil Shrimp

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