your pal, tom
librariantom.bsky.social
your pal, tom
@librariantom.bsky.social
Pretend I'm dead.
How did I not notice that Mick Jagger says 6-7 in the Rolling Stones song Tumbling Dice?
Yes, he says sixes and sevens but allow some poetic liberty. #sixseven #RollingStones
December 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I think this deserved a much bigger laugh. #TaylorSwift says she wears an old Victorian nightgown at home because she wants people to look through her window and think they saw a ghost. Very funny joke. #StephenColbert
December 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This #CHOCOLATE came from England but didn't survive the trip. It cost $17 so I'm still eating it. WOULDN'T YOU?
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Coincidence? No way.
@nytimes.com @nytgames.bsky.social

PUCK ZAMORA #MTV
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I played Christopher Wren in The Mousetrap in high school. On each stage entrance I wore a different necktie. When he disappears later and the others open his suitcase they find it filled with different ties. Is that funny? #AgathaChristie #TheMousetrap
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I love that part in the song "Train" by Blake Babies where they shout "the future is open WIDE."
If you know anyone in that band, tell them thanks for me. #BlakeBabies #music
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If I buy a knockoff #LABUBU but then write #FAKE on it, does it become a REAL something else? #art
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
"What the F Even is This?"
It's freaking awesome that's what it is.
Search Mary Streepy or Streepy Art. #StreepyArt #art
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I have a #penny. It's from 1999.
But it's funnier if Prince says it.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My favorite #football team will always be the Minnesota Vikings. From 1973. That was the only year I watched games or cared about who won.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
A lot of people like #AlienEarth , but all I see are plot holes inconsistencies and things that ruin the show for me. ... So if you want someone to also ruin it for you, I'm that guy.
September 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@hignfyus.bsky.social is back and everyone should watch. And then 41% of you should write angry emails.
September 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think we might need to add this question to our library interview process
"Did you utilize artificial intelligence to prepare for this interview?"
#ai #jobsearch
August 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Always, "it sounded like a freight train." You never hear anyone describe a loud noise as an "elephant tiptoeing into the kitchen for a midnight snack and then stepping on a Lego"
July 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
For once, the #AI gets it right, "THIS IS SPIDER TOWN." #SpinalTap #captions
July 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I had this made because I think it's funny.
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm so tired of this game. There's no way to know what's PURPLE anymore. There are no rules that I understand.. @nytimes.com
#Connections
Puzzle #744
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June 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Does Stephen Colbert ever mention the time he was on Strangers With Candy? I was just watching Ren and Stimpy and it had trailers and I saw something I probably shouldn't have.
@stephenathome.bsky.social
June 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I think it's the dude from Magic Mike, and so this Magic Mike dude shoots an arrow in the
#Versace ad and then runs and catches it in the air. And I think, what does that pay? Would arrow catching cover my rent and car payment? That seems like a job I could do.
June 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Zen and the Art of Pencil Sharpening
"The principle of reaching the desired chiseled point is battle between force and resistance"
I planned to write an entire book on this, but got lazy
June 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm watching a bad 1970s gangster #movie:
We're waiting for Tony.
Tony is here.
I'm going to talk to Tony.
What did Tony say.
He said to talk to Rico.
Well get me Rico.
We're waiting for Rico to show up.
What did Rico say.
He said that it wasn't him.
June 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don't think I'll ever score better
#Hurdle 1250

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score: 15,450
June 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It's like your intentionally messing with my stats,
@nytimes.com

#Connections
Puzzle #724
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June 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I could wear a shirt that says
"LIRVE LARF LORVE"

... but not one that says #LiveLaughLove
June 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Misinformation Bot vs Facial Recognition Software Ensures Our Privacy:
Facial Recognition: "That looks like Tom"
Misinformation Bot: "That's not Tom"
Recognition: "Are you sure?"
Bot: "Absolutely"
Recognition: "Then it's not Tom"
May 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM