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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 2d

You know who doesn't get enough credit for resilience? Mona Lisa. That bitch has been THROUGH IT.

One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 3d

Mariners are a heartbreaker, and a Blue Jays/Dodgers series is gonna be so boring. The only pros are that no one has to pay $1,700 for an SRO WS ticket in Seattle and we all get to watch Shohei do Shohei 🤷🏻‍♀️

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 4d

I wish Abraham Lincoln were around to see the standard bearer for his party posting an AI video of himself shitting on NYC out of an airplane. What a time to be alive.

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 4d

Just watched The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix & had to Google midway through to ensure this sociopath was rotting in jail. Somehow I've made it 48 yrs w/o ever calling cops except once during an active break-in & once for a medical crisis for someone. I ask myself this 100x a day: WTF is wrong w ppl?

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 4d

TFW you walk into Costco for ketchup and peanut butter, but they still tryna get you with this type shit

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 5d

NYPD not so subtly dunking on Trump

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 7d

*cries in 48*

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 7d

When I was little, I thought Yiddish was a secret made-up nonsense language that only my family used.

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 7d

Name a corporate-speak metaphor that doesn't involve sports or the military. I'll wait.

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 9d

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 9d

They're so cute when they're asleep

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 12d

*Beavis and Butthead voice*

Heh heh heh heh heh

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 13d

Like bearing witness to (much less experiencing) pure joy is almost impossible to come by these days and a little bit of that is always guaranteed in October baseball

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 13d

Can't wait for the ALCS!

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 13d

With everything about the world near and far being so miserable, that 15 inning Mariners game was an incandescent bright light. Watching grown men jump up and down like little boys. It's fantastic. Baseball is truly giving me life right now.

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 13d

"Dan with Alaska Survey Research" always makes me feel special but I know that playa is texting other women

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 13d

October baseball is 👩🏻‍🍳💋🤌🏼 🔥
GO Ms!!!

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 14d

Omg I feel seen

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 17d

"We live in the worst timeline"

Laughs in "living in Paris under Louis IX, being ruled by a megalomaniacal monarch while shitting in a bucket and throwing it out the window 3x a day and also dying of dysentery due to aforementioned shit defenestration procedure"

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 18d

What is this fungus? Always wanted to know the name.

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 19d

Wow this Yankees game is ASS 😭

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 20d

You must be more than kind. You must never utter a word even slightly suggesting there is anything wrong with these people or what they say or stand for. You must actively heap praise and respect on them, or else your employer will hear from the self righteous guardians of their sacred reputations.

Eph @emonet.bsky.social · 20d

Guys. We should be kind when we speak about people like Charlie Kirk, David Duke, and Adolf Hitler. They’re complicated men. And there are those who love them that we need to respect. I hope you can be a little more polite when speaking to their neverending hatred and bigotry.

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 22d

Oh look the TV president is turning federal funding into a subscription service ala Disney+

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 22d

Hey Juneau voters, the municipal election is October 7. If you are wondering who to vote for for school board, here is a suggestion from someone I trust.

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One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 23d

Grateful for the Radical Left Socialist Universal Basic Income that the State of Alaska just deposited into my and my children's federally-insured bank accounts today.

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