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“Marxist Dingbat Lawyer” on Lingít Aaní
“Marxist Dingbat Lawyer” on Lingít Aaní
It's not enough to be shot and stuffed--they also must suffer the indignity of this outfit?! Oof!
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It's not enough to be shot and stuffed--they also must suffer the indignity of this outfit?! Oof!
H/t to my FAI crew you all are tough
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
H/t to my FAI crew you all are tough
We need a name for those aspirational leftovers that you put in the purgatory of your refrigerator hoping you'll be virtuous enough to eat them before they go *really* bad, but you never do.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We need a name for those aspirational leftovers that you put in the purgatory of your refrigerator hoping you'll be virtuous enough to eat them before they go *really* bad, but you never do.
FIFA made up a "peace prize" to flatter Trump and put a medal on his neck and Trump stood there mugging clownishly like he wasn't being bribed with a made-up participation trophy. This is top-tier cringe, even for him.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
FIFA made up a "peace prize" to flatter Trump and put a medal on his neck and Trump stood there mugging clownishly like he wasn't being bribed with a made-up participation trophy. This is top-tier cringe, even for him.
I love this quote by Dante:
"I did not die, and yet I lost life's breath: imagine for yourself what I became, deprived at once of both my life and death."
"I did not die, and yet I lost life's breath: imagine for yourself what I became, deprived at once of both my life and death."
December 2, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I love this quote by Dante:
"I did not die, and yet I lost life's breath: imagine for yourself what I became, deprived at once of both my life and death."
"I did not die, and yet I lost life's breath: imagine for yourself what I became, deprived at once of both my life and death."
Confirmed: There is an Oppenheimer of doodles
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Confirmed: There is an Oppenheimer of doodles
Stranger Things Season 5 took so long to come out the whole cast is giving 👇🏼
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Stranger Things Season 5 took so long to come out the whole cast is giving 👇🏼
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November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Do you have a phone number with us? Are you interested in our rewards program? Have you downloaded our app? Do you have our no-fee credit card? Would you like to round up to save a diabetic gorilla's life today?
BRO LEMME BUY THIS SHIT AND GTFO THIS STORE
BRO LEMME BUY THIS SHIT AND GTFO THIS STORE
What a country
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 AM
What a country
I remember this happened to me with NYC. One day I was on the subway & just snapped like I can't do this anymore. I think hearing a leftie NIMBY whine about ppl getting tax exempt food ripped the mask off JNU for me once & for all. I just can't even with the gatekeepers of this horseshit "community"
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I remember this happened to me with NYC. One day I was on the subway & just snapped like I can't do this anymore. I think hearing a leftie NIMBY whine about ppl getting tax exempt food ripped the mask off JNU for me once & for all. I just can't even with the gatekeepers of this horseshit "community"
Honestly, the past few years and especially the past few months have been such a bummer in so many different ways. I am so over this "community" and just surrendering to full recluse mode.
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Honestly, the past few years and especially the past few months have been such a bummer in so many different ways. I am so over this "community" and just surrendering to full recluse mode.
Overheard in public: tier 1 state employee complaining about how now after the ballot measure, everyone in JNU gets a tax exemption on food and it's not just a special perk for senior citizens anymore. I'm just going to leave that here without comment.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Overheard in public: tier 1 state employee complaining about how now after the ballot measure, everyone in JNU gets a tax exemption on food and it's not just a special perk for senior citizens anymore. I'm just going to leave that here without comment.
Say what you will, but past lunatic dictators of other countries were not afraid to dirty their hands as active soldiers for their own misguided, megalomaniacal causes. You know Donald Trump has never so much as handled G.I. Joes or a cap gun.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Say what you will, but past lunatic dictators of other countries were not afraid to dirty their hands as active soldiers for their own misguided, megalomaniacal causes. You know Donald Trump has never so much as handled G.I. Joes or a cap gun.
Switching pharmacies is the dystopian American healthcare system version of repeatedly getting divorced and remarried
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Switching pharmacies is the dystopian American healthcare system version of repeatedly getting divorced and remarried
If it was summer I would totally start a rumor that Sir Paul was in town ...
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If it was summer I would totally start a rumor that Sir Paul was in town ...
I've been meaning to read this for years. It was originally published in the New Yorker as a single issue in 1946. Amazing piece of journalism.
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I've been meaning to read this for years. It was originally published in the New Yorker as a single issue in 1946. Amazing piece of journalism.
I don't believe I'm at risk for this crime, but never hurts to be prepared I guess
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I don't believe I'm at risk for this crime, but never hurts to be prepared I guess
There should be a national holiday called Adulting Blows Day where you just unsubscribe from listservs, sit on hold with airlines & health insurance, reset passwords, put away the same 15 dishes, decipher emails about kid's sports & "circle back" to that thing you meant to finish at work last week.
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There should be a national holiday called Adulting Blows Day where you just unsubscribe from listservs, sit on hold with airlines & health insurance, reset passwords, put away the same 15 dishes, decipher emails about kid's sports & "circle back" to that thing you meant to finish at work last week.
I wonder if ICE cares that there are gangs of civilian thugs impersonating them and kidnapping people off the street or if they're secretly happy for the help.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I wonder if ICE cares that there are gangs of civilian thugs impersonating them and kidnapping people off the street or if they're secretly happy for the help.
My dad is predicting the development of the Chicken Salad Doctrine
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My dad is predicting the development of the Chicken Salad Doctrine