Plotty vs. Styley A whole load of things, and I think I brought everything with me. Those frilly dragon statues down there in the instant’s diamond varnish. I’ll wait and do that another time. Bare…

Volta The beginning of the text has been lost, so we don’t know what it was humanity did to provoke his rage, but the poem describes its deadly consequences. A boggy, soggy, squitchy picture surely…

Is That My Sensodyne? Maybe I need to go away to write. Flying by the seat of pants etc. Things that aren’t nice but do you good. Print out forms and scanning back in. What two things couldn’t spea…

Beatmatch Embargo Troubled as the future was, it was the unknown future, and in its obscurity there was ignorant hope. What were the terms? What did we have a right to expect from this life? Norms …

Crop Failure Fad Diet Most of human history isn’t remembered, because all the people are pissed! I mean, this is perhaps too metaphysical for you to understand. Waste of a good hair day – you …

Offshoring The corridors aren’t lit, you carry a lamp with you. Turning into fucking Zizek with the nervous nose twitches. We used to think tech was smart! Now you’re like to the autocorrect, are y…

Stubbornness or Perseverance? A still image is a promise. A video is, always feels like, the delivery. But fake. The screen, once you get used to it, literally never delivers. Open phone, see a lin…

Serendipititty Surgeon’s birthday. Whiteness protection. Yeah, we’ll do that. We’ll get some cleanliness up in that bitch. Years of rainbow washing, pink washing and green washing. Friendpilled vis…

The Sloth That Fell Onto A Speedboat We can hang multiple people at the same time. Like the trucker without media, “better informed” means more regurgitating lines, less space to gradually form opi…

Alright, Archimedes Historically parents didn’t use to not understand their children’s generation. We might forget how to think. My iPhone doesn’t want me to turn off Bluetooth – after the new upda…