Lex Jaeger
@lexj.bsky.social
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Neurotic introverted cougar trying to be social. Older but not old. Professional number-cruncher and wordsmith. Not-so-secretly obsessed with underwear. 18+ only, NSFW but don't go crazy. Ohio but deep Kentucky roots. X lexjaeger
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This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.

Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
Promo poster for Season One, and art done by Zillyhoo on FA more than a decade ago:
Happy Fursuit Friday!

Halloween is two weeks away - last year Lex was Walter White.
#FursuitFriday
#BreakingBad #WalterWhite
And, for appearing zonked-out and confused, in a bed, in his underwear.
Haha, the same works for Zoom meetings in corporate America, I can attest; but you have to be careful.
Grab a slot if you're a "sharp-dressed fur"! Very happy with mine.
This bespoke tailoring was a personal indulgence for Lex, who's spent a lot of time in suits. I do appreciate a good fit.

Amazing work by @infurnationale.bsky.social who really knows their stuff when it comes to menswear, and was a pleasure to work with.
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Being an introvert means loving people deeply but only in theory, from afar, and ideally over text with time to think
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The vice president of the United States is a clownish dipshit, Exhibit 64,532
This is so good!! Bravo.
Very scenic! But, is that... poison ivy?
Daddy, won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County...

I just want to go to Paradise.
This is a feeling...
If there's ever been someone who deserves a wedgie...
Every honorable member of our military leadership, and every member of Congress should call out this absolute bullshit.

The "Commander in Chief" does not get to politicize our military - this is an extremely dangerous trajectory.
Just a fucking disgrace that any president would say this to active duty military. But I expect it from this asshole, who has never respected the apolitical military tradition we’ve had since Washington. No, what’s more disgraceful is the silence of Republican vets in Congress.
Ngl, hard to go wrong with these ❤️.
Meijer, I am 30 or 40 years old, and it is October 4th.
I love @drevin.bsky.social 's style!
It's that time of year again...Cinnamon bun day!
Showing the whole world how we conduct diplomacy now. As gangsters via social media.
Trump says if Hamas doesn’t agree to his plan by 6 PM Sunday all hell will break loose like nobody has ever seen before.
13 years ago today I lost my Dad.
Or my Dad died, I should say; Alzheimer's had already made him "lost" well before.

I wish I had known him more.
I hope today is a tipping point. I'm hopeful, not optimistic.

I hope our seasoned & dedicated military leaders call out the utter insulting bullshit spewed at them by these cowards. And I hope that all on the sidelines, if they care about the Constitution, say enough is enough to all this fuckery.
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
OwO what's this?
NSFW Lex art commission is underway...
+1 on the chocolate and coconut. I'll bet you like Samoas, too.
Worse than soixante-dix or quatre-vingt-dix, lol?