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GAUCHE SUEDE!

@letterkeepingbee.bsky.social

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"𝘉𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭!! 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘣 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒆𝒆!!" 𝗙𝘂𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝘀! --> PENNED BY JOKERUSSY LOVER ❤

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 7d

"...that's what it means to be a 𝙇𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽𝙚𝙚."

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 19h

Reporting for duty!

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 @breakreality.bsky.social · 19h

Where's that mail dude.

＊　𝓐ɪ̲ʀ̲ʜ̲ᴇ̲ᴀ̲ᴅ̲　・风） @nefelibaka.bsky.social · 19h

Application got lost in the mail 🤷

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

Oh, whoops. Something in the air.

(Dust).

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 21h

ACHOOOOOOO-!!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

((BROTHER, THIS BROTHER TOOK AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ROUTE TO THE ONE I'M USED TO. AT ONE POINT, HE LEFT ME OUTSIDE OF A DARK PETROL STATION SO HE COULD GO AND PEE.

I SAT IN THE BACKSEAT AND PRAYED THE ENTIRE TIME.

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

"Man, these Wayne Enterprises dictionaries sure are helpful!"

He's sending a silent thank you to a certain "J.T." who annotated them. It's very helpful.

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

((I'm omw home. In the cab. Smells like cigarettes. Trying not to throw up.

IM SO EXCITED TO GET IN BED, TAKE A COUPLE ADVILS AND NAP

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 1d

Checking dictionary.

"Word: whore...
Synonyms: sluts, Roy Harper..skank.."

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

Of course, sir! Call on me anytime!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

((THAT WAS SO SWEET

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

((OH I THOUGHT THE LINK WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, no-

My name is Gauche. Letter Bee is my job title. I suppose there's not many Letter Bees here. There's no need for us.

But, anyway! I'll be on it. The fastest delivery you would've ever seen!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

[Salute!]

Yes, sir! Letter Bee at your service-!

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

Yes, sir! That's my job.

But, payment-

Kyle Rayner @artistgreenlantern.bsky.social · 2d

@letterkeepingbee.bsky.social you 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 handle it. You owe me one.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 2d

"Word of the day: Genre.

Meaning: 𝙰̶ ̶𝚔̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚘̶𝚏̶ A style or category of literature.

Pronounced Yon-DRA, not gen-ray."

A couple slashes and question marks all over the page, just to display his frustration with the deceptive pronounciation.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Humming as he sets out Roda's food bowl.

"Letter Bee, Letter Bee,
A Lettterrrr Beeee does,
What a Letterrrrr BEEeeee can,
Delivering heeEEEarrttsssS and Letterrsss,
To loverrsss and friendssss."

A pause.

"OW, Roda-!! Quit biting. I don't sing THAT bad!"

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Marital? Martial?

I don't know...

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Huh. Best I can figure out is that everybody in this city wants to engage in post-marital activities.

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—— 𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄₊˚⊹☆ @foolhardyism.bsky.social · 3d

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𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 @sinnersmustdie.bsky.social · 3d

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

< --- Eavesdropping.

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$fracturedthwips.bsky.social$

𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. (new 📌) @fracturedthwips.bsky.social · 4d

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

[Face dropping.]

Oh. Drugs?

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, yeah. I’m sure you’re skilled enough.

Maybe sanitize those after handing off those packages..?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you for your concern, but I'll be quite alright, sir! I mean, I've transported glass and ceramics before too.

[Holding up his handy gloves]

I'm always safe.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you for your concern, but I'll be quite alright, sir! I mean, I've transported glass and ceramics before too.

[Holding up his handy gloves]

I'm always safe.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 3d

Right— Not disappointed. At all.. you gotta be careful delivering those ah.. knitting needles?

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, then, no, sir! I don't see you here today. Sorry to disappoint.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

((MARS?? DON'T WANT TO WHAT??

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GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Okay, then, no, sir! I don't see you here today. Sorry to disappoint.

𝙅𝙖𝙮𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙🪶 @pitdiver.bsky.social · 3d

That’s not— yeah.. Probably mine.

GAUCHE SUEDE! @letterkeepingbee.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, sure! You're...Big Tits, correct? That's the name you received a package to last time, yes?