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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

he does not know any better but together someone may break through to him

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

i have to apologise to you

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

i used to look up to you

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

i have taken my magnifying glass over this cartoon and have concluded that this is most likely not generated through video generation software such as chat g p t stay vigilant my beautiful friends and family

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

i am your parents

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

and i want to produce one billion pounds so I may buy whatever i please but for me that dream remains far off

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

oh my god is he okay

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

i am going to be funny and say that they are looking at a mouth watering meal far off in the distance

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

do not make me cross again

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

that is just a white dot who do you think that you are fooling here

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

this of course is fabricated because jack as he calls himself bears the weight of a thousand stones with him

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

why is he talking about footprints like some sort of soccer player

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

they put poison into the chocolate to kill people i worked at the factories for five years and saw it with my very own eyes why do you think it happens so much

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

that is just a bird
You are impressing no one

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

oh yes i see it now your character depiction truly does resemble an egg it makes sense now

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

does your guilt not wear you down over time
do your countless crimes not wear a long streak into your soul
believe me everyone gets their comeuppance eventually

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

do they know that this is incredibly illegal

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

is to steal really an achievement
back in my day i worked fourty hour weeks at the factory to earn my currency which i used to obtain legal tender

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

bill gates has in person decided to make sure that his heavenly creations remain locked to his burning empire

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

a horse would not wear a shirt and yet no pants it would glisten shamefully in the sunlight akin to a shine of fabergé egg

Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

feeble minded that you are
i collect marbles of gold and ivory in lieu of video games crafted for gaming of the younglings

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · 4d

i mean language young she

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · Sep 2

the link does not work

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · Aug 9

i mean language young they

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Lesbian Paul @lesbianpaul.bsky.social · Aug 9

i still get it