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“We ordered something shipped from Africa and had to pay UPS over $300 to reimburse them ….
My ignorance is that I didn't realize WE had to pay...or it got passed on to us. I'm simply not understanding. I only thought Trumps tariffs were paid by the other countries, not us.”

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“Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's starting to think the GOP is anti-women and anti-worker.”

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“There's three restaurants that are good and I've been to all of them twice.”

(Sorry Austinites)

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Nahhh.

Try the guy who interviewed Hunter Biden for 3 hours tbh
Don’t think this needs explanation.

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BREAKING

The WSJ has reviewed a book put together for Jeffrey Epstein’s 50th birthday, as part of that book a letter was submitted by Donald Trump.

Trump’s letter features a drawing of a naked woman and this text which imagines a conversation between Trump and Epstein.

Full Story: bit.ly/45bmsxO
Texas man who lit $100 million+ on fire to elect Trump:

“Wow, amazing that Epstein "killed himself" and Ghislaine is in federal prison for a hoax”

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Even the Babylon Bee guy has had it

“This probably wasn't the best way to handle a hoax.”

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Is the game up?

“They used raped children as a publicity stunt. Not even the democrats have ever pulled that.
Disgusting and Disappointing is an understatement.”

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DOOCY: So what happened to the Epstein client list that the attorney general said she had on her desk? 

LEAVITT: I think if you go back and look at what the attorney general said 

DOOCY: I've got the quote. She said, it's sitting on my desk right now to review.
“We were all told more was coming. That answers were out there and would be provided. Incredible how utterly mismanaged this Epstein mess has been.”

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“A year ago, I wore a maga hat never imagining the fear and pain that Donald Trump would bring to our Latino community. I deeply apologize for my ignorance and for believing that nothing bad would happen to us.

I now understand how wrong I was.”

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“I mentioned in the family chat that 300,000 kids in lowa are on Medicaid - they will all lose coverage.
My brother is like: well it least it's not touching Hawk-i, that's what my kids are on.
"Uhhhhh....
Hawk-i is Medicaid”
"What? They better not."

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Almost like Elon knew Trump was a snake before he let him in 🤔🤭

“…without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa”

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Trump escalates his feud with Elon Musk
We’ve reached the “ready to sabotage the GOP” phase of the Great Musk Crashout

“If this insane spending bill passes, the America Party will be formed the next day.
Our country needs an alternative to the Democrat-Republican uniparty so that the people actually have a VOICE.”

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Been crushed at work! Thanks for checking!
The “MAGA lefty” sure did speedrun her crash out:

“It's so dumb that our choices are a party that wants to kick people off Medicaid and a party that wants to give it to millions of illegal migrants.”

“Poor & working-class folks know they're going to foot the bill.”

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“I'm totally against selling this land. Nobody is going to build "affordable housing" deep in the Olympic Peninsula, which is one of the most beautiful places in the country. I want my kids hiking, fishing, and camping on those lands, not selling them for some tax-credit scam.”

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“I was wrong about Trump
Entire Trump family are nepotistic extractive grifters”
“Getting us into another large scale conflict in the Middle East…
…bait[ed] the Right into cheering on a federal police state”
“The entire MAGA campaign was a fraud. We got duped.
Feels horrible.”

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1. Vincent Scardina, a Trump supporter, gets emotional while discussing his employees who were recently arrested by U.S. immigration authorities.

Scardina owns a roofing company in Key West and says that one-third of his employees are now gone.
Nature is healing

Alex Jones: “I am not in your cult”

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“Time to drop the really big bomb:

@/realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.

Have a nice day, DJT!”

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