Len Duran
@lenduran.bsky.social
Husband, forever GM, photographer, jack of all trades.
You can’t change your password?
Something literally everyone has been able to do for a minimum 25 years.
Do you need me to tie your shoes and wipe your ass for you too, you little bitch?
Something literally everyone has been able to do for a minimum 25 years.
Do you need me to tie your shoes and wipe your ass for you too, you little bitch?
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You can’t change your password?
Something literally everyone has been able to do for a minimum 25 years.
Do you need me to tie your shoes and wipe your ass for you too, you little bitch?
Something literally everyone has been able to do for a minimum 25 years.
Do you need me to tie your shoes and wipe your ass for you too, you little bitch?
15 minutes is not a break
September 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
15 minutes is not a break
How to tell your boss is a micromanager:
When you call them a micromanager to their face a they proceed to white knuckle clutch their pearls and immediately say "I hate micromanaging and wish I could just be a regular manager!"
When you call them a micromanager to their face a they proceed to white knuckle clutch their pearls and immediately say "I hate micromanaging and wish I could just be a regular manager!"
September 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How to tell your boss is a micromanager:
When you call them a micromanager to their face a they proceed to white knuckle clutch their pearls and immediately say "I hate micromanaging and wish I could just be a regular manager!"
When you call them a micromanager to their face a they proceed to white knuckle clutch their pearls and immediately say "I hate micromanaging and wish I could just be a regular manager!"
Me with Hell Let Loose
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me with Hell Let Loose
When someone advertises as an instructor but they ignore your messages 👌🏽
August 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When someone advertises as an instructor but they ignore your messages 👌🏽
My day job actually has me physically shaking from stress.
July 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My day job actually has me physically shaking from stress.
Can you imagine getting absolutely skull fucked and team wiped laughably easy and you decline the surrender? Can you imagine being that fucking stupid.
#marvelrivals
#marvelrivals
June 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Can you imagine getting absolutely skull fucked and team wiped laughably easy and you decline the surrender? Can you imagine being that fucking stupid.
#marvelrivals
#marvelrivals
We were too busy with nerd stuff yesterday for me to post about it, but yesterday was my beautiful wife's birthday (my favorite day of the year)!
We spent most of the day at #PhoenixFanFusion where my wife Stephanie and some of our girl friends were dressed up as the #dcbombshells and slayed!
We spent most of the day at #PhoenixFanFusion where my wife Stephanie and some of our girl friends were dressed up as the #dcbombshells and slayed!
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We were too busy with nerd stuff yesterday for me to post about it, but yesterday was my beautiful wife's birthday (my favorite day of the year)!
We spent most of the day at #PhoenixFanFusion where my wife Stephanie and some of our girl friends were dressed up as the #dcbombshells and slayed!
We spent most of the day at #PhoenixFanFusion where my wife Stephanie and some of our girl friends were dressed up as the #dcbombshells and slayed!
My bag of Sun Chips got stuck and are hanging on by smallest amount
Same Sun Chips. Same.
Same Sun Chips. Same.
June 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My bag of Sun Chips got stuck and are hanging on by smallest amount
Same Sun Chips. Same.
Same Sun Chips. Same.
The thing I enjoy about working days now is that sleeping in still naturally wakes me up at 8am
May 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The thing I enjoy about working days now is that sleeping in still naturally wakes me up at 8am
That one asshole in the training class keeping everyone from going to break because he has to ask questions on shit we just covered.
April 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
That one asshole in the training class keeping everyone from going to break because he has to ask questions on shit we just covered.
My boss who got me hooked on #GhostEnergy informed me that Costco fucking finally has them in bulk. I don't believe in God, but if there is one, he wants me to be happy and sleepless.
March 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My boss who got me hooked on #GhostEnergy informed me that Costco fucking finally has them in bulk. I don't believe in God, but if there is one, he wants me to be happy and sleepless.
Boasting about being difficult to hangup on is not the flex you think it is.
March 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Boasting about being difficult to hangup on is not the flex you think it is.
January 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Can you imagine being so fucking cringe you thought The Game was ever funny.
January 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Can you imagine being so fucking cringe you thought The Game was ever funny.
Having frequent bad experiences with a company's customer service team?
It's probably because they keep notes on your record about how much you're an asshole.
Come correct or get corrected.
It's probably because they keep notes on your record about how much you're an asshole.
Come correct or get corrected.
December 21, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Having frequent bad experiences with a company's customer service team?
It's probably because they keep notes on your record about how much you're an asshole.
Come correct or get corrected.
It's probably because they keep notes on your record about how much you're an asshole.
Come correct or get corrected.
Can you imagine being such an entitled piece of shit you ask for a letter from the president of a company for something that can only be fixed by lowly customer service agent.
December 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Can you imagine being such an entitled piece of shit you ask for a letter from the president of a company for something that can only be fixed by lowly customer service agent.
My day job out of context
Customer: "I'm stupid and angry. Explain how this thing works!"
Len: *explains how it works*
Customer: "That's not how it works!"
Customer: "I'm stupid and angry. Explain how this thing works!"
Len: *explains how it works*
Customer: "That's not how it works!"
December 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
My day job out of context
Customer: "I'm stupid and angry. Explain how this thing works!"
Len: *explains how it works*
Customer: "That's not how it works!"
Customer: "I'm stupid and angry. Explain how this thing works!"
Len: *explains how it works*
Customer: "That's not how it works!"
Len: "Have a great day!"
Client: "Have a good weekend!"
Ok, go ahead and one up me like that, dick 😒
Client: "Have a good weekend!"
Ok, go ahead and one up me like that, dick 😒
November 30, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Len: "Have a great day!"
Client: "Have a good weekend!"
Ok, go ahead and one up me like that, dick 😒
Client: "Have a good weekend!"
Ok, go ahead and one up me like that, dick 😒
"My taxes pay your salary" energy. Dude was almost bumper to bumper with the cop for like two miles and even tried to go around him a couple of times.
#Phoenix #ArizonaDrivers #entitled
#Phoenix #ArizonaDrivers #entitled
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
"My taxes pay your salary" energy. Dude was almost bumper to bumper with the cop for like two miles and even tried to go around him a couple of times.
#Phoenix #ArizonaDrivers #entitled
#Phoenix #ArizonaDrivers #entitled
Found a local small stakes poker game last night and apparently there was a big UFC fight going on as well.
November 17, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Found a local small stakes poker game last night and apparently there was a big UFC fight going on as well.