Lego Cobra Kai
@legocobrakai.bsky.social
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Sending hashbrowns to the internet on Bluesky. It's an app on my smartphone. (Not endorsed by LEGO Group. Minifigures are custom made on genuine LEGO parts.)
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"Excuse me. Mr. Toe-Gucki live here?"
"It's Toguchi."
"Oh, excuse me. Mr. Toguchi. Registered letter for you, sir."
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"What about you? You just gonna toil away all day here?"
"No, I am binging Storage Wars. Only have 16 episodes left."
"You're gonna watch eight hours of people scavenging through abandoned storage units?"
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"Oh, there he is. Sensei with the green thumb." #CobraKai
"Ready?"
"I'm still not sure what we're supposed..."
"Fight!"
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"I don't know how they do things in Austria, or Slovakia, or wherever the hell you from, but you in the Valley now, and we got a way of doing things around here."
"You're right. We'll settle it the old way."
"I'm glad you agree. Uh, wait. Um, what's the old way?"
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"This dysfunction will cease. When I raise the microphone to resume the tournament, we will project complete professionalism."
"What do you mean, when you raise the microphone?"
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"You also wanna roll back the clocks to when women couldn't vote?"
"If it'll shut you up, then yeah."
"Oh, you misogynistic..."
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"We'll have one vegan food vendor. And 50% of all T-shirt sales will go to the Sekai Taikai discretionary fund." #CobraKai
"You weren't worried about cutting costs when you cut my blue mats."
"Your blue mats had a fungus that the lab deemed a health hazard."
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"We cannot afford to pay for three different vegan food vendors."
"People need to eat, Gavin. This isn't the Fyre Festival."
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"Now that the senseis have agreed to finish the Sekai Taikai we must all work together to ensure this competition concludes without any more drama." #CobraKai
"Which is why I'm here, in the Valley." #CobraKai
"The stakes have never been higher." #CobraKai
"The winning fighters and dojos will reap the benefits of victory." #CobraKai
"With all the media attention, our tournament will now reach an audience far greater than before." #CobraKai
"Our remaining fighters are hard at work. Training for their chance to become world champions." #CobraKai
"It's been a month since the decision to resume the Sekai Taikai. The tragic events of Barcelona are now behind us." #CobraKai
"It's true. if that's what you all want."
"Bring 'em on."
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"Dad. Is it true? Is the tournament back on?" #CobraKai
"Well, it's a hell of a shindig, Mr. Party Planner. What you got in store for next year?"
"Oh, forget that. I'm calling it early retirement on party planning."
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"Thank you to everyone in our family, old and new. Here's to the next step forward." #CobraKai
"And the family that we have chosen." #CobraKai