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Leftist Squidward
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New to Blueski, trying to make some friends, ha ha!!

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Struggling with mine and my partner’s age gap. She’s early 20s (just turned 29 last month) and I’m late 30s (about to turn 31 soon)
October 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I used to tell my partner I didn’t think I had ADHD but this year I’ve read more books than ever and I did it by juggling 4 books at a time and joining 3 book clubs so who knows
July 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dems are *so* desperate to rehabilitate terrible presidents who did unspeakable things to countless innocent people. Just frothing at the mouth to shift further right while pretending it’s justified anti-trumpism
July 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
We’ve regressed to levels of echo chamber so deep that no one knows anything anymore and if you state a thing that’s been a well known fact for almost 100 years you’re actually doing woke revisionism
July 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Devastating update about this
Currently potty training my puppy and the one constant in my life is that she respects her bean bag too much to piss on it. It has to be true. If I don't have this, I have nothing.
June 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s a millennial rite of passage to see your friends’ letterboxd accounts exclusively become reviews of kids’ films bc they’re now raising children
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Currently potty training my puppy and the one constant in my life is that she respects her bean bag too much to piss on it. It has to be true. If I don't have this, I have nothing.
June 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I know everyone’s shitting on the new Andre piano album but the song “That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn’t Control ... Sh¥t Was Wild” off New Blue Sun still absolutely bangs.
May 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Still think it’s kinda mad that Stormzy, dropped a song called BACKBONE and immediately after said “fuck Palestine” and partnered with McDonald’s
May 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Recently finished RF Kuang’s Yellowface
May 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Love having a smart watch bc half of my day is now spent reading notifications like “PLEASE get 9 hours of sleep tonight PLEASE I’m begging you to rest like a normal person just once or you will die”
April 28, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Evidence that America-brain is a problem for progressives as well as conservatives over there. This problem is not exclusive to the US, it is the basic nature of capitalism.
Fucked up, but true…👇

And. Now. We. Will. All. Suffer. ✨
April 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It is actually mind blowing to me that some of my friends still don’t understand why liberally using AI all the time is terrible
April 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Cancelled tv show that you will never stop thinking about
March 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Steve Jobs was wrong about a lot of things. He was wrong to neglect his kids, he was wrong to think a herbal diet would cure his cancer, but damn it he was so right for green-lighting a second season of Severance
March 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I thought I’d be dead by 30 and instead I’m in 3 separate queer book clubs, 1 circuit class in the park with the local neighbourhood mums and 1 joint venture to listen to every single song by Robbie Williams and Take That (Escapology is an amazing album)
March 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m writing my first proper novel as an adult and I’m realising every major political story I’ve ever worked on boils down to: Libs enable fascism
March 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM