Leftbobgolfer
@leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Allergic to magat morons, love dogs and love those deserving of 2nd chances. Always happy to follow back.
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Emotional support Canadian.
I am friends with and related to, SO many people from the U.S.
We're worried about all of you there, but we've got your back, always.
And if $hit gets too crazy, c'mon up, put your feet up and stay for a while!!!
I am friends with and related to, SO many people from the U.S.
We're worried about all of you there, but we've got your back, always.
And if $hit gets too crazy, c'mon up, put your feet up and stay for a while!!!
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@leftbobgolfer.bsky.social has swears! They've used 475 profanities in their last 10,772 posts.
🥇 "shit" (79 times)
🥈 "ass" (28 times)
🥉 "hell" (26 times)
🥇 "shit" (79 times)
🥈 "ass" (28 times)
🥉 "hell" (26 times)
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
@leftbobgolfer.bsky.social has swears! They've used 475 profanities in their last 10,772 posts.
🥇 "shit" (79 times)
🥈 "ass" (28 times)
🥉 "hell" (26 times)
🥇 "shit" (79 times)
🥈 "ass" (28 times)
🥉 "hell" (26 times)
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Reposted by Leftbobgolfer
Same
The older I get the more I understand why the grinch wanted to stay home with his dog.
a green cartoon character with a blue background
ALT: a green cartoon character with a blue background
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November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Same
Sad to report you won't be getting your made in America Trump phone.
Trump Mobile phone customers left waiting after months of delay share.google/M41AwFEjV2rT...
Trump Mobile phone customers left waiting after months of delay share.google/M41AwFEjV2rT...
Trump Mobile phone customers left waiting after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
share.google
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sad to report you won't be getting your made in America Trump phone.
Trump Mobile phone customers left waiting after months of delay share.google/M41AwFEjV2rT...
Trump Mobile phone customers left waiting after months of delay share.google/M41AwFEjV2rT...
During Thanksgiving dinner I asked my grandma if she could pass the cranberries.
Oh yeah, she said. They go right through me!!!
Oh yeah, she said. They go right through me!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
During Thanksgiving dinner I asked my grandma if she could pass the cranberries.
Oh yeah, she said. They go right through me!!!
Oh yeah, she said. They go right through me!!!
I spent $100 on a belt, and it doesn't even fit.
Huge waste!!!
Huge waste!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I spent $100 on a belt, and it doesn't even fit.
Huge waste!!!
Huge waste!!!
Do you know which musical group used to drive a truck for Quaker?
Hall and Oates!
Hall and Oates!
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Do you know which musical group used to drive a truck for Quaker?
Hall and Oates!
Hall and Oates!
I'm completely addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers.
I just can't quit cold turkey!!!
I just can't quit cold turkey!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm completely addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers.
I just can't quit cold turkey!!!
I just can't quit cold turkey!!!
My wife warned me not to get her something too expensive for Christmas.
So I got her a new set of beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count!
So I got her a new set of beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count!
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My wife warned me not to get her something too expensive for Christmas.
So I got her a new set of beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count!
So I got her a new set of beads for her abacus.
It's the little things that count!
Did you know Jesus was originally called Gary???
Yup, right up until Mary stubbed her toe!
Yup, right up until Mary stubbed her toe!
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Did you know Jesus was originally called Gary???
Yup, right up until Mary stubbed her toe!
Yup, right up until Mary stubbed her toe!
Haven't posted my buddy Stella in a while!
Hi everybody!
Hi everybody!
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Haven't posted my buddy Stella in a while!
Hi everybody!
Hi everybody!
Well, you got through it ok?
Did you have any red hat rubes at dinner???
Anyway, get going!!!
You've got people to beat up for that cheap blender!!! :)
Happy Friday everybody!!!
Did you have any red hat rubes at dinner???
Anyway, get going!!!
You've got people to beat up for that cheap blender!!! :)
Happy Friday everybody!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Well, you got through it ok?
Did you have any red hat rubes at dinner???
Anyway, get going!!!
You've got people to beat up for that cheap blender!!! :)
Happy Friday everybody!!!
Did you have any red hat rubes at dinner???
Anyway, get going!!!
You've got people to beat up for that cheap blender!!! :)
Happy Friday everybody!!!
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When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
Reposted by Leftbobgolfer
🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
🔥POWERFUL AD ABOUT ICE AGENTS: “What will you say when your kids ask you about your day? A mask can’t hide you from your neighbors, your family, God… you can walk away, but the shame will follow you home.”
Anybody ever do the Thanksgiving Cousin Walk???
Sure got a kick out of hearing this is the term they've coined for it.
Sure got a kick out of hearing this is the term they've coined for it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Anybody ever do the Thanksgiving Cousin Walk???
Sure got a kick out of hearing this is the term they've coined for it.
Sure got a kick out of hearing this is the term they've coined for it.
I filed a patent for a 2-player game where robots fight each other.
But the guy at the patent office said it was too similar to Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
I shouted, “You blocked my knockoff!”
But the guy at the patent office said it was too similar to Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
I shouted, “You blocked my knockoff!”
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I filed a patent for a 2-player game where robots fight each other.
But the guy at the patent office said it was too similar to Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
I shouted, “You blocked my knockoff!”
But the guy at the patent office said it was too similar to Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.
I shouted, “You blocked my knockoff!”
Did you hear about the Soup Kitchen run by Republicans???
They told everybody who came to just help themselves.
They told everybody who came to just help themselves.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Did you hear about the Soup Kitchen run by Republicans???
They told everybody who came to just help themselves.
They told everybody who came to just help themselves.
My password got hacked again!
Tired of having to find a new wife with a different birthday!
Tired of having to find a new wife with a different birthday!
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My password got hacked again!
Tired of having to find a new wife with a different birthday!
Tired of having to find a new wife with a different birthday!
I hired a painter to do a family portrait, but he keeps drawing us as Star Trek villains.
Turns out he’s a Khan artist!
Turns out he’s a Khan artist!
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I hired a painter to do a family portrait, but he keeps drawing us as Star Trek villains.
Turns out he’s a Khan artist!
Turns out he’s a Khan artist!
What state has the highest number of self-identifying prostitutes per capita?
Idaho!
Idaho!
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What state has the highest number of self-identifying prostitutes per capita?
Idaho!
Idaho!
What do you call a doctor who specializes in Adam’s apples?
A guyneckologist.
A guyneckologist.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What do you call a doctor who specializes in Adam’s apples?
A guyneckologist.
A guyneckologist.
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
Canadians love all of you. Have a great day, eh.
Canadians love all of you. Have a great day, eh.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
Canadians love all of you. Have a great day, eh.
Canadians love all of you. Have a great day, eh.
What a great story!
Always a good reminder there are still good people in this fkd up world.
www.cnn.com/travel/car-b...
Always a good reminder there are still good people in this fkd up world.
www.cnn.com/travel/car-b...
His car broke down on Thanksgiving 1980 and he entered an empty house. Then the occupants came home | CNN
When John Morris’ car skidded off the road in a blizzard, he had to think on his feet. It turned into a Thanksgiving he’d never forget.
www.cnn.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
What a great story!
Always a good reminder there are still good people in this fkd up world.
www.cnn.com/travel/car-b...
Always a good reminder there are still good people in this fkd up world.
www.cnn.com/travel/car-b...
They really need to warn a guy before posting articles that make you laugh that hard.
nationalpost.com/news/canadia...
nationalpost.com/news/canadia...
Canadians visiting U.S. parks to pay more than triple starting next year
Under America-first pricing, foreigners buying an annual pass will have to pay $US250 next year, up from the current price of US$80.
nationalpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
They really need to warn a guy before posting articles that make you laugh that hard.
nationalpost.com/news/canadia...
nationalpost.com/news/canadia...
Watch the parade from your TV, please.
Just sayn'
Just sayn'
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Watch the parade from your TV, please.
Just sayn'
Just sayn'