Leftbobgolfer
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Emotional support Canadian.

I am friends with and related to, SO many people from the U.S.

We're worried about all of you there, but we've got your back, always.

And if $hit gets too crazy, c'mon up, put your feet up and stay for a while!!!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
So we'll received, too. A complete waste of time!
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leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
She was always known for her big crack.
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
That's the "There ARE Kings" dinner.
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Of course it will raise prices.

U.S. builders WANT Canadian lumber but as of yesterday, there's a higher tariff on Canadian lumber than there is on Russian lumber.

Coincidence? Yeah right.
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
You have Spotify?

It's a great tune!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Sounds like a Country Crock of shit to me!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Just cranked it on my way to work today.

"Make myself clear than Shakespeare
I'm here to take money even fake hair
So desperate is what I'm left with
For the record you're affected
Who you elected is so septic
So full of shit, I can't accept it"

spotify.link/y4Q83SH6tXb
Arrest The President
spotify.link
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
The throat lozenge inventor has passed and they've just announced the details of his service.

Along with the location and time, they wanted to stress that there will be no coffin at the funeral.
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Did you hear about the government that got overthrown twice???

It was coup-coup!!!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
My lab partner tried to dump a beaker full of sodium chloride on my head.

I said STOP!!!

That's a salt!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
There are 2 great reasons to install a bathroom fan.

The #1 reason is to remove humidity after a shower.

And the #2 reason.
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
My wife sent me a blank text and so when she got home, I asked her about it.

"Because I'm pissed off and I'm not talking to you!!!"
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
I received a wedding invitation. In the end was printed “Your presence itself is a gift. We don’t want any gifts at the wedding”

What a weird way of not inviting me!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Do you know how to Spot Cruella de Vil at the science convention???

She's the one in the Lab coat!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
Do you know what they call it when you die and come back as a Southern white guy???

Reintarnation!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
What kind of bears are the biggest people pleasers???

Pander Bears!
leftbobgolfer.bsky.social
My kids refused to eat leftovers for dinner so my wife suggested I just throw them out.

I did, but now what do I do with these leftovers???