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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 11d

Los Angeles only has two weeks of winter. Not in a row, of course. Two or three days here, two or three days there...

Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · 15d

"We built this machine to kill vampires, but it can also heal Superman!"

Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Sep 21

Because who doesn't like garlic toast?

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Sep 21

Revenge is a dish best served with garlic toast.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Sep 18

I've never understood the appeal of sandalwood.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Sep 14

"I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?" - Frank Coniff

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Sep 3

We're Gen X. We adapt to new technology like millennials but we'll still complain about it like Boomers.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Aug 30

The cast of Star Wars appears on The Muppet Show and they sing "When You Wish Upon a Star."
This used to be three different companies.

Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Aug 7

The Gen Z/A kids are doing some great work on youtube but I got one word of advice: check your audio levels, kids! You put really quiet clips right next to really loud ones. Just go through shot by shot and make sure everything's even. Take a tip from a guy who mixes audio for a living.

Lee Presson and the Nails: Mysterious Mose (re-upload in 4k)

Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 27

The whole "Kubrick shot the moon landing" conspiracy is actually true but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted they shoot on location.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 25

Do you like 4k? I've heard that people do, so here ya go!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZsf...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8P...

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 23

I must speak in defense of the crows from Dumbo. Yes, they're horrible stereotypes, I understand that. But they're also the smartest guys in the picture. Our hero is mute, his best friend is comic relief and everybody else in the movie is an idiot. The crows are the only ones who know the score.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 23

Movie premise: a wolf out on the prairie is shot by a hunter carrying an evil curse. The wolf is not killed, he's only wounded and he gets away. And every full moon he turns into a man. Just a naked man standing out on a rock in the middle of the night yelling "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 18

Disney remakes: first they hire actors who can't sing, then they hire singers who can't act.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 16

Lee Presson & Leslie Presley: I Wish I Were In Love Again outtakes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWV1...

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 16

"You're just a critic, we know why you drink so much
Jealousy slowly consuming your gut
The streets that you never knew are just where they always were
Your head is firmly lodged way up your butt, where it belongs!" - Danny Elfman

Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 14

I love John Williams but I must admit I like Danny Elfman just a little bit better. John Williams is one of the greatest film composers of all time, but he was never in a ska band.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 12

I'm the kind of guy who walks into a room and even though you didn't see me walk in, you're still going "what happened? Something weird just happened."

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 5

Lee Presson and the Nails featuring Leslie Presley: I Wish I Were In Love Again

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 4

Today's the day we celebrate all the freedoms America used to represent.

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jul 2

Someone asked Gremlins 2 director Joe Dante if the Key & Peele sketch was true. Joe said "every word of it."

Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jun 29

If you are a member of our patreon page then not only have you already seen the video we're premiering next month, you've also seen hilarious outtakes from it!
Or you can stay here scrolling through bluesky like a dweeb.
www.patreon.com/leepresson

Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jun 27

"If you want to learn about a civilization, study its media." - Frank Zappa

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Lee Presson @leepresson.bsky.social · Jun 25

I want to record an album called "What's With All These Goddamned Ukuleles?" I don't know what kind of album it would be or whether there would be a single ukulele on it.