Joe
@lecafecheval.bsky.social
Everton, AuDHD, and Horses. he/him
Wore my Everton Xmas jumper to the work party tonight. At Lime Street I got one “blue and white shite” and two sound fellas saying they liked it, so I’ll call that a 2-1 win.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wore my Everton Xmas jumper to the work party tonight. At Lime Street I got one “blue and white shite” and two sound fellas saying they liked it, so I’ll call that a 2-1 win.
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Evertonians this morning
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Evertonians this morning
St Pauli won
Everton won
Everton won
a man says i 'm really crossed up on a netflix ad
ALT: a man says i 'm really crossed up on a netflix ad
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
St Pauli won
Everton won
Everton won
Win at OT for the first time in over a decade
Get smashed at home by Barcodes
Win at Bournemouth for the first time ever
Get smashed at home by Barcodes
Win at Bournemouth for the first time ever
a cartoon drawing of a pony wearing sunglasses and a hat
Alt: DISCORD
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Win at OT for the first time in over a decade
Get smashed at home by Barcodes
Win at Bournemouth for the first time ever
Get smashed at home by Barcodes
Win at Bournemouth for the first time ever
I missed St Pauli’s winner against Gladbach in the Pokal because the DFL Play channel on Samsung cut the stream with about 10 minutes to go and then showed a replay of a BMG U21 game. Nice work, dickheads
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I missed St Pauli’s winner against Gladbach in the Pokal because the DFL Play channel on Samsung cut the stream with about 10 minutes to go and then showed a replay of a BMG U21 game. Nice work, dickheads
One more nail in the rotted coffin that is this flimsy excuse for a nation
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One more nail in the rotted coffin that is this flimsy excuse for a nation
Just been shouted at for leaving at 4-0, to their credit about 50 blues leaving with me told him to fuck off, love this club
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just been shouted at for leaving at 4-0, to their credit about 50 blues leaving with me told him to fuck off, love this club
Envying the dead @ Hill Dickinson Stadium, Liverpool
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Envying the dead @ Hill Dickinson Stadium, Liverpool
My friend is visiting Chicago this weekend
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My friend is visiting Chicago this weekend
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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Man United fans happy to sing “feed the Scousers” until the bill for 3 points shows up
patrick and spongebob are sitting at a table with a plate of pancakes
ALT: patrick and spongebob are sitting at a table with a plate of pancakes
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November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man United fans happy to sing “feed the Scousers” until the bill for 3 points shows up
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Up the confounding, confusing, chaotic, cor-Liverpool-are-below-us, Blues #UTFT
two new york giants football players are posing for a photo
ALT: two new york giants football players are posing for a photo
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Up the confounding, confusing, chaotic, cor-Liverpool-are-below-us, Blues #UTFT
Fucking hell, what a weird game this is.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fucking hell, what a weird game this is.
I’ve seen Everton shoot themselves in the foot so many times. But that was jumping into a thresher.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ve seen Everton shoot themselves in the foot so many times. But that was jumping into a thresher.
St Pauli and NY Giants ruining my Sunday this week, just glad I have a 24hr respite before Everton kick the final nail in
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
St Pauli and NY Giants ruining my Sunday this week, just glad I have a 24hr respite before Everton kick the final nail in
This is what I get for betting on the shite
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is what I get for betting on the shite
Hmm yes, thanks Flashscore, very interesting
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hmm yes, thanks Flashscore, very interesting
Graffiti is the language of the people
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Graffiti is the language of the people
Two of my friends on holiday and sending me pics. Meanwhile I’m like
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Two of my friends on holiday and sending me pics. Meanwhile I’m like
I am the most punished human alive, God has abandoned me and I am living my own personal hell for eternity*
*I have a mild head cold
*I have a mild head cold
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I am the most punished human alive, God has abandoned me and I am living my own personal hell for eternity*
*I have a mild head cold
*I have a mild head cold
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i can't believe i never thought to do this before
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i can't believe i never thought to do this before
Genuinely bragging about this to the Liverpool fan in the bar tonight as if they’re not making millions on the Foo Fighters gigs next year
Bramley Moore to be named “Everton Stadium” during Euro 28 as we host five matches at UEFA EURO 2028 UK & Ireland – four group stage matches and one Round of 16 clash.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Genuinely bragging about this to the Liverpool fan in the bar tonight as if they’re not making millions on the Foo Fighters gigs next year