Steve Ullman
@leaveullman.bsky.social
dont post about the internet write about your life!!!
made by a guy I've never met and has a bunch of random files
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
made by a guy I've never met and has a bunch of random files
Is there a place on Bluesky with bullies? Please.
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is there a place on Bluesky with bullies? Please.
Hey Hemingway I can do an even sadder story in just three words bitch:
For sale: baby.
For sale: baby.
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Hey Hemingway I can do an even sadder story in just three words bitch:
For sale: baby.
For sale: baby.
scrolling on this would go sooo hard
August 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
scrolling on this would go sooo hard
Rage, righteousness, such a waste of energy
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Rage, righteousness, such a waste of energy
Homer was older than my parents now he’s younger than me
May 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Homer was older than my parents now he’s younger than me
Tweeting used to be so fun
May 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Tweeting used to be so fun
does anyone make jokes on here
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
does anyone make jokes on here
Perfect joke. Incredible efficiency. Dealt two aces picked up two more on the river
And1 more thing
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Perfect joke. Incredible efficiency. Dealt two aces picked up two more on the river
Conan too good. No one does it like him
March 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Conan too good. No one does it like him
King is so obsessed with the Kennedy assassination he built a career imagining the magical forces responsible for it.
February 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
King is so obsessed with the Kennedy assassination he built a career imagining the magical forces responsible for it.
He quietly dropped out of the mayoral race and is now running for a city council district. Herb!!
The last week of TikTok there was this herb declaring his independent candidacy for NYC Mayor. No policy, no strategy, just, “the truth is, both parties are wrong. They want us to fight each other”
No link to his website or anything because he couldn’t crack 500 followers. I love him.
No link to his website or anything because he couldn’t crack 500 followers. I love him.
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
He quietly dropped out of the mayoral race and is now running for a city council district. Herb!!
Everything I like in a biography. Well researched, detailed, expansive, and with a narrative questioning its central character's motivations.
Still, I wanted more. Hoover's career intersected with 60 years of American history, and I could have read a book on each decade.
Still, I wanted more. Hoover's career intersected with 60 years of American history, and I could have read a book on each decade.
February 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Everything I like in a biography. Well researched, detailed, expansive, and with a narrative questioning its central character's motivations.
Still, I wanted more. Hoover's career intersected with 60 years of American history, and I could have read a book on each decade.
Still, I wanted more. Hoover's career intersected with 60 years of American history, and I could have read a book on each decade.
I knew halfway through this was going to fuck me up. Wealth anxiety. Rapid pacing like Herzog.
However, having finished it, I'm left a little empty by what feels like a pitch for a soon-to-be TV miniseries.
However, having finished it, I'm left a little empty by what feels like a pitch for a soon-to-be TV miniseries.
February 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I knew halfway through this was going to fuck me up. Wealth anxiety. Rapid pacing like Herzog.
However, having finished it, I'm left a little empty by what feels like a pitch for a soon-to-be TV miniseries.
However, having finished it, I'm left a little empty by what feels like a pitch for a soon-to-be TV miniseries.
The only way I win my bracket pool is if Sinner d Zverev in the final. Can’t believe I have to root for Zverev now
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The only way I win my bracket pool is if Sinner d Zverev in the final. Can’t believe I have to root for Zverev now
I read John Ganz and pretend I’m that smart, my dad read David Brooks and pretended the same thing. I get it now.
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I read John Ganz and pretend I’m that smart, my dad read David Brooks and pretended the same thing. I get it now.
Alcaraz has nervy energy and Djokovic, at 38, looks completely unbothered. Unless Carlos can shake off these previous losses, I’m picking Novak in 4.
January 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Alcaraz has nervy energy and Djokovic, at 38, looks completely unbothered. Unless Carlos can shake off these previous losses, I’m picking Novak in 4.
1/5. Almost unreadable, only redeemed by how good Matt Damon is in the Martian. Every character is the same: sarcastic, quipping, competent. I think someone actually says “soo that just happened”. The story reads like an eighth grader’s first draft of a narrative. I’m good!
January 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
1/5. Almost unreadable, only redeemed by how good Matt Damon is in the Martian. Every character is the same: sarcastic, quipping, competent. I think someone actually says “soo that just happened”. The story reads like an eighth grader’s first draft of a narrative. I’m good!
Paper due the next day he’s just like me
Before he leaves office for the final time, President Joe Biden plans to pen President-elect Donald Trump a letter, CNN is told.
Biden plans to leave Trump a letter, following modern presidential tradition | CNN Politics
Before he leaves office for the final time, President Joe Biden plans to pen President-elect Donald Trump a letter, CNN is told.
www.cnn.com
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Paper due the next day he’s just like me
Put me in coach (me if I’m taking a voucher on an overbooked flight is this anything
January 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Put me in coach (me if I’m taking a voucher on an overbooked flight is this anything
*gritting my teeth im so backed up *
Miami is too horny. They need to make this place illegal
Miami is too horny. They need to make this place illegal
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
*gritting my teeth im so backed up *
Miami is too horny. They need to make this place illegal
Miami is too horny. They need to make this place illegal
I gotta learn to post like This Guy. Once a minute for months on end. Need to grind to get ahead.
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I gotta learn to post like This Guy. Once a minute for months on end. Need to grind to get ahead.