Steve Ullman
leaveullman.bsky.social
Steve Ullman
@leaveullman.bsky.social
dont post about the internet write about your life!!!
made by a guy I've never met and has a bunch of random files
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Is there a place on Bluesky with bullies? Please.
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hey Hemingway I can do an even sadder story in just three words bitch:

For sale: baby.
September 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
scrolling on this would go sooo hard
August 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Rage, righteousness, such a waste of energy
July 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
July 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is business hard
July 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Homer was older than my parents now he’s younger than me
it's homer's birthday
May 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tweeting used to be so fun
May 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
does anyone make jokes on here
April 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Perfect joke. Incredible efficiency. Dealt two aces picked up two more on the river
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Conan too good. No one does it like him
March 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
King is so obsessed with the Kennedy assassination he built a career imagining the magical forces responsible for it.
February 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
He quietly dropped out of the mayoral race and is now running for a city council district. Herb!!
The last week of TikTok there was this herb declaring his independent candidacy for NYC Mayor. No policy, no strategy, just, “the truth is, both parties are wrong. They want us to fight each other”

No link to his website or anything because he couldn’t crack 500 followers. I love him.
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Everything I like in a biography. Well researched, detailed, expansive, and with a narrative questioning its central character's motivations.

Still, I wanted more. Hoover's career intersected with 60 years of American history, and I could have read a book on each decade.
February 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I knew halfway through this was going to fuck me up. Wealth anxiety. Rapid pacing like Herzog.

However, having finished it, I'm left a little empty by what feels like a pitch for a soon-to-be TV miniseries.
February 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The only way I win my bracket pool is if Sinner d Zverev in the final. Can’t believe I have to root for Zverev now
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I read John Ganz and pretend I’m that smart, my dad read David Brooks and pretended the same thing. I get it now.
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Alcaraz has nervy energy and Djokovic, at 38, looks completely unbothered. Unless Carlos can shake off these previous losses, I’m picking Novak in 4.
January 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
1/5. Almost unreadable, only redeemed by how good Matt Damon is in the Martian. Every character is the same: sarcastic, quipping, competent. I think someone actually says “soo that just happened”. The story reads like an eighth grader’s first draft of a narrative. I’m good!
January 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Paper due the next day he’s just like me
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Put me in coach (me if I’m taking a voucher on an overbooked flight is this anything
January 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
*gritting my teeth im so backed up *
Miami is too horny. They need to make this place illegal
January 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I gotta learn to post like This Guy. Once a minute for months on end. Need to grind to get ahead.
January 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Emperor penguin? Not while I have anything to say about it #Resist
January 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM