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my teens, regarding Kevin McCallister in Home Alone: “He ate.”
December 21, 2025 at 6:49 AM
my teens, regarding Kevin McCallister in Home Alone: “He ate.”
Lock Screen mood with music choice…GO!
December 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Lock Screen mood with music choice…GO!
hate is strong and mocks the song of peace on earth
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
hate is strong and mocks the song of peace on earth
my trans teen N°1: “you look upset”
me: “yeah, I am. I don’t necessarily want to tell you why because I don’t want you to be upset. Just, yanno, the government trying to make your existence illegal, again.”
N°1: “be gay do crime” *dab*
me: “yeah, I am. I don’t necessarily want to tell you why because I don’t want you to be upset. Just, yanno, the government trying to make your existence illegal, again.”
N°1: “be gay do crime” *dab*
December 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
my trans teen N°1: “you look upset”
me: “yeah, I am. I don’t necessarily want to tell you why because I don’t want you to be upset. Just, yanno, the government trying to make your existence illegal, again.”
N°1: “be gay do crime” *dab*
me: “yeah, I am. I don’t necessarily want to tell you why because I don’t want you to be upset. Just, yanno, the government trying to make your existence illegal, again.”
N°1: “be gay do crime” *dab*
Dang, another power outage overnight and 2/3rds of my kids have no school today 🤷🏻
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Dang, another power outage overnight and 2/3rds of my kids have no school today 🤷🏻
me on twitter: “Oi, Michael, we miss you on bluesky.”
Michael Christopher Sheen the following day on threads:
Michael Christopher Sheen the following day on threads:
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me on twitter: “Oi, Michael, we miss you on bluesky.”
Michael Christopher Sheen the following day on threads:
Michael Christopher Sheen the following day on threads:
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the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
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in order: purchasing on bandcamp, streaming or purchasing from qobuz, streaming from most other platforms (apple music, tidal, deezer, etc.), or pirating (if financially unable to afford other options) are all valid alternatives to supporting the spotify corporation.
December 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
in order: purchasing on bandcamp, streaming or purchasing from qobuz, streaming from most other platforms (apple music, tidal, deezer, etc.), or pirating (if financially unable to afford other options) are all valid alternatives to supporting the spotify corporation.
apropos *gestures emphatically at the current state of clowning in the good omens fandom*
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
apropos *gestures emphatically at the current state of clowning in the good omens fandom*
4 randomly selected Michael Sheen photos.
Do it for better mental health!
Do it for better mental health!
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
4 randomly selected Michael Sheen photos.
Do it for better mental health!
Do it for better mental health!
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Michael Sheen: go3 exists and there's nightingales
GO fandom
GO fandom
a volcano with flames coming out of it 's mouth
ALT: a volcano with flames coming out of it 's mouth
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Michael Sheen: go3 exists and there's nightingales
GO fandom
GO fandom
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
YALL!! I finally found a recording of The Christmas Song without the e-slur! Instead it’s got the lyrics “folks dressed up in winter clothes” 🧣🧤🧦❄️
The Christmas Song by No Angels on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 2:40
music.apple.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
YALL!! I finally found a recording of The Christmas Song without the e-slur! Instead it’s got the lyrics “folks dressed up in winter clothes” 🧣🧤🧦❄️
*watching Wicked part 1 with firstborn child*
The Wizard: “There was discord. There was discontent.
…and back where I come from, everybody knows that the best way to bring folks together is to give ‘em a real good enemy.”
firstborn: “is he from ‘murica?”
The Wizard: “There was discord. There was discontent.
…and back where I come from, everybody knows that the best way to bring folks together is to give ‘em a real good enemy.”
firstborn: “is he from ‘murica?”
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
*watching Wicked part 1 with firstborn child*
The Wizard: “There was discord. There was discontent.
…and back where I come from, everybody knows that the best way to bring folks together is to give ‘em a real good enemy.”
firstborn: “is he from ‘murica?”
The Wizard: “There was discord. There was discontent.
…and back where I come from, everybody knows that the best way to bring folks together is to give ‘em a real good enemy.”
firstborn: “is he from ‘murica?”
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
a GO fic where Aziraphale is Rick Steves
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
a GO fic where Aziraphale is Rick Steves
if joy from inside out was male presenting he would have suspenders i don’t make the rules
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
if joy from inside out was male presenting he would have suspenders i don’t make the rules
“honestly, sometimes I wonder if people who make movies have seen real life”
- me when I’m watching The Noel Diary
- me when I’m watching The Noel Diary
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
“honestly, sometimes I wonder if people who make movies have seen real life”
- me when I’m watching The Noel Diary
- me when I’m watching The Noel Diary
POV your eldest child knows how to use procreate:
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
POV your eldest child knows how to use procreate:
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it is 1998. I am obsessing over tv shows based on marvel comics and ignoring the news about Bill Clinton which is boring. I am 8.
it is 2025. oh no
it is 2025. oh no
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
it is 1998. I am obsessing over tv shows based on marvel comics and ignoring the news about Bill Clinton which is boring. I am 8.
it is 2025. oh no
it is 2025. oh no
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
“If you don’t start abiding by the rules I’m going to make you listen to only rage against the machine all day tomorrow!”
- an actual thing I said to my 15 year old at bedtime
- an actual thing I said to my 15 year old at bedtime
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
“If you don’t start abiding by the rules I’m going to make you listen to only rage against the machine all day tomorrow!”
- an actual thing I said to my 15 year old at bedtime
- an actual thing I said to my 15 year old at bedtime
Stfu
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Stfu
“Why can’t there be a worldwide rule to keep your opinion to yourself especially when it’s a very rude one.”
-the 13 year old during my explanation of ice and anti-immigrant sentiment/racism
-the 13 year old during my explanation of ice and anti-immigrant sentiment/racism
November 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“Why can’t there be a worldwide rule to keep your opinion to yourself especially when it’s a very rude one.”
-the 13 year old during my explanation of ice and anti-immigrant sentiment/racism
-the 13 year old during my explanation of ice and anti-immigrant sentiment/racism