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Ian Heaton

@learphollach.bsky.social

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Docker's son from Bootle. #LivUni #Pharmacology grad, married to Sinéad, Dad to Seán and Sid 🐶. Found somewhere on the left. #Techie #Italophile #Depressed #Paddystinian #LFC 📍Damhliag, Éire

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Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Watching #LandandFreedom because Liverpool beating a bunch of fascists isn't enough.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Lost a fifty and found a twenty.

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Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Thoroughly, thoroughly deserved.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Ball kicked in to the corner quickly.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

That's what's known in the trade as a lucky pee.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Put Mo on Trent's side.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Did that flick off Courtois head?

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, but there's just too much that breaks down through Salah.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Won't get the next one.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

I wonder if the rat has promised Bellingham a blow job if he doesn't score tonight?

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

There's world class goalkeeping, only exceeded by Courtois against Liverpool in the Champions League.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Game's gone. Fuckin bent. Worse than the Celtic one.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah same here. They were painful those early years and us not being in it.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

We're gonna win tonight, I had chicken tikka mo salah for my dinner (by accident). I was meant to pick up chicken jalfeizi.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 1d

After ordering a region-free Blu-ray Player from #Currys at the end of August, and them failing to deliver, I now finally have one. I had to bite the lip and order from #Amazon. I hate the way you're 'guided' towards them when shopping online. Currys are a joke, I gave them every chance to fulfil.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 2d

That was filmed in the place where I did my basic training in the army.

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Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 2d

Bollocks. Cruise ships more steady than cars.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 2d

To be honest, I was one of the stupid ones that tried to make make a difference and even if it's one person you have made a difference. I too suffer with mental health, and although that's very toxic place real life is toxic, people need to realise this, and that place did give opportunity to speak.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 2d

Good woman.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 2d

Ah yeah of course, I get that.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 2d

Not in any way defending him and wouldn't, but I feel the severity of the sentence has come from the fact he defrauded people with money. Had it been the likes of us minions it wouldn't have been as severe.

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Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 3d

The foreigners that that did fuck us up are still having an influence.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 3d

I said that myself to my lad, that was the turnaround.

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Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 3d

I was less than 2m away from a badger once and didn't realise at first. It was surreal seeing it in daylight, even worse when I was on sentry duty during exercise, and about to go full NBC.

Ian Heaton @learphollach.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck them, at least he gets money off the President.