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Von Dutchie
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How my almost 17 year old lets me know he saw my car
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Drive my daughters car today for the 1st time. How is it fair that a 20 year old gets heated seats ???? At her age I was lucky if my car even HAD seats !
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
If you are in the McDonalds drive thru in Camarillo, CA custom ordering for the 6 people in your car …. Get the fuck out of your suburban and go inside !!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Wouldn’t it be a hoot if President Biden outlives Frump ???
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I love watching what my kids are up to. Tonight my daughter was in the city (San Francisco) and I caught her crossing the Golden Gate Bridge !
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I saw 3 massage parlors getting raided in my town yesterday. There goes my plans for Black Friday
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m already done with family ! Can we just call it at this point ??
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ok I name all of my vehicles. My old truck is Trixie and my Camaro is Betsy. What should I name this one ?
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Bought a new truck today ! So I’m going to apologize ahead of time, there will be no Christmas gifts for you all this year.
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s been raining for like a week straight and I am NOT ok !!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Goodmorning everyone !!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Not to brag but I actually knew the question to Final Jeopardy tonight and none of the contestants got it right !
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I’m freezing !!!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by Von Dutchie
QUIET PIGGY
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I think I’d do well in the 40s
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
And the rainbow afterwards
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Had to take a break from working to snap this photo of these gorgeous clouds over my neighborhood.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
AITA for laughing out loud at someone that just wouldn’t take my advice and I warned them not to do it their way and what I warned them about actually happened exactly the way I said it would ???

I guess im going to hell
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I need a beer and a massage !
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM