Lawful Goodwill
@lawfulgoodwill.bsky.social
Parody account for Goodwill: imagine a second-hand store for magic items
Duck Planter - Suitable as a planter, or as a Druidic focus; do NOT use as a soup bowl (we were warned) #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Duck Planter - Suitable as a planter, or as a Druidic focus; do NOT use as a soup bowl (we were warned) #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Tie of Many Snakes from TJ MinnMaxx
Grants the wearer the ability to speak and understand Yuan-ti's native language and serpents.
Can also cast Poison Spray once per rest and Flesh to Stone once per long rest #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Grants the wearer the ability to speak and understand Yuan-ti's native language and serpents.
Can also cast Poison Spray once per rest and Flesh to Stone once per long rest #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Tie of Many Snakes from TJ MinnMaxx
Grants the wearer the ability to speak and understand Yuan-ti's native language and serpents.
Can also cast Poison Spray once per rest and Flesh to Stone once per long rest #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Grants the wearer the ability to speak and understand Yuan-ti's native language and serpents.
Can also cast Poison Spray once per rest and Flesh to Stone once per long rest #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Bracelet of Indigo Lightning - Grants 3 casting of Witch Bolt per rest; Also creates a 10' cloud of smoke when near water #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bracelet of Indigo Lightning - Grants 3 casting of Witch Bolt per rest; Also creates a 10' cloud of smoke when near water #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Bracelet of the Rainbow - Grants one cast of Prismatic Orb and Color Spray each per rest.
Your skin tone will shift through the colors of the rainbow while attuned
Your skin tone will shift through the colors of the rainbow while attuned
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Bracelet of the Rainbow - Grants one cast of Prismatic Orb and Color Spray each per rest.
Your skin tone will shift through the colors of the rainbow while attuned
Your skin tone will shift through the colors of the rainbow while attuned
Final Fight Ninkenku Cartridge - Allows you to practice the final BBEG battle on your Ninkenku gaming system (sold separately)
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #videogames
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #videogames
December 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Final Fight Ninkenku Cartridge - Allows you to practice the final BBEG battle on your Ninkenku gaming system (sold separately)
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #videogames
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #videogames
Brooch of the Cosmic Bull
Grants you a charging attack on a creature within 30' : Successful hits knock them into the Astral Plane for 1d4 rounds
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Grants you a charging attack on a creature within 30' : Successful hits knock them into the Astral Plane for 1d4 rounds
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Brooch of the Cosmic Bull
Grants you a charging attack on a creature within 30' : Successful hits knock them into the Astral Plane for 1d4 rounds
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Grants you a charging attack on a creature within 30' : Successful hits knock them into the Astral Plane for 1d4 rounds
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
The Unlife's a Beach Vampire t-shirt, available from unlifeisgood.com @Unlife is Good #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #vampire #tshirt
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The Unlife's a Beach Vampire t-shirt, available from unlifeisgood.com @Unlife is Good #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #vampire #tshirt
Slides of Elvenkind from Feat Locker
You have the following abilities:
• You gain the Elven ability to enter a 4-hour trance to get the benefits of a long rest
• You will enter into a barbarian rage for 2d4 rounds if you consume too much sugar
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
You have the following abilities:
• You gain the Elven ability to enter a 4-hour trance to get the benefits of a long rest
• You will enter into a barbarian rage for 2d4 rounds if you consume too much sugar
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Slides of Elvenkind from Feat Locker
You have the following abilities:
• You gain the Elven ability to enter a 4-hour trance to get the benefits of a long rest
• You will enter into a barbarian rage for 2d4 rounds if you consume too much sugar
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
You have the following abilities:
• You gain the Elven ability to enter a 4-hour trance to get the benefits of a long rest
• You will enter into a barbarian rage for 2d4 rounds if you consume too much sugar
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Seraphim Brooch
Angelic wings appear when you touch this brooch, granting a 40' flying speed
After use, you will be celibate for 1d4 days, as you find yourself ill-equipped
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Angelic wings appear when you touch this brooch, granting a 40' flying speed
After use, you will be celibate for 1d4 days, as you find yourself ill-equipped
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Seraphim Brooch
Angelic wings appear when you touch this brooch, granting a 40' flying speed
After use, you will be celibate for 1d4 days, as you find yourself ill-equipped
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Angelic wings appear when you touch this brooch, granting a 40' flying speed
After use, you will be celibate for 1d4 days, as you find yourself ill-equipped
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Cola-flavored Healing Potion
Consuming this drink provides 1d4 temporary hit points, as the magical 'prebiotics' stave off future damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #pepsi
Consuming this drink provides 1d4 temporary hit points, as the magical 'prebiotics' stave off future damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #pepsi
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cola-flavored Healing Potion
Consuming this drink provides 1d4 temporary hit points, as the magical 'prebiotics' stave off future damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #pepsi
Consuming this drink provides 1d4 temporary hit points, as the magical 'prebiotics' stave off future damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #pepsi
Bag of Holding Phone by Furrizon
Functions as a Bag of Holding as well as a Message cantrip - 2,500 gold + 50/month fee
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #phone
Functions as a Bag of Holding as well as a Message cantrip - 2,500 gold + 50/month fee
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #phone
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Bag of Holding Phone by Furrizon
Functions as a Bag of Holding as well as a Message cantrip - 2,500 gold + 50/month fee
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #phone
Functions as a Bag of Holding as well as a Message cantrip - 2,500 gold + 50/month fee
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e #phone
Holy Pumper from Feat Locker
You have the following abilities:
• You gain a +1 increase to Charisma (cannot exceed 20)
• Your kick attacks deal an additional 2d4 radiant damage
You have the following abilities:
• You gain a +1 increase to Charisma (cannot exceed 20)
• Your kick attacks deal an additional 2d4 radiant damage
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Holy Pumper from Feat Locker
You have the following abilities:
• You gain a +1 increase to Charisma (cannot exceed 20)
• Your kick attacks deal an additional 2d4 radiant damage
You have the following abilities:
• You gain a +1 increase to Charisma (cannot exceed 20)
• Your kick attacks deal an additional 2d4 radiant damage
Belt of Strength Improvement from TJ MinnMaxx
Increases Strength score by 1 for each 100 consecutive days wearing the belt; effects end once removed #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Increases Strength score by 1 for each 100 consecutive days wearing the belt; effects end once removed #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Belt of Strength Improvement from TJ MinnMaxx
Increases Strength score by 1 for each 100 consecutive days wearing the belt; effects end once removed #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Increases Strength score by 1 for each 100 consecutive days wearing the belt; effects end once removed #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Never skip leg day Skeleton t-shirt from @Unlife is Good at unlifeisgood.com #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #tshirts #undead
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Never skip leg day Skeleton t-shirt from @Unlife is Good at unlifeisgood.com #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #tshirts #undead
Small business here... Would love a visit to unlifeisgood.com to check out my 'casual undead' apparel and merchandise.
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November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Small business here... Would love a visit to unlifeisgood.com to check out my 'casual undead' apparel and merchandise.
Cran Gelatinous Cylinder from Gnoll Foods Market
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Cran Gelatinous Cylinder from Gnoll Foods Market
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
Once unleashed, this tiny creature has a 10' movement and will cause 1d4 acid damage if it touches you
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #thanksgiving
Little House on the Plane of Fire - only available from Furrizon Fios, the leader in interplanar communication and entertainment #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #tvshow
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Little House on the Plane of Fire - only available from Furrizon Fios, the leader in interplanar communication and entertainment #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #tvshow
Stone Hand from Troll Brothers - Install this at the end of a hallway, triggered by a pressure plate to slide down and crush intruders with 6d10 bludgeoning damage #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #renovationproject
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Stone Hand from Troll Brothers - Install this at the end of a hallway, triggered by a pressure plate to slide down and crush intruders with 6d10 bludgeoning damage #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #renovationproject
Spell Reflection Tiles - Installed in hallways, these tiles will reflect spells, potentially multiplying their damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Spell Reflection Tiles - Installed in hallways, these tiles will reflect spells, potentially multiplying their damage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #homeimprovement
Clothespin of Immobility - Attaches to a garment within 30' with the command word 'drip', causing the item to lock in place
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Clothespin of Immobility - Attaches to a garment within 30' with the command word 'drip', causing the item to lock in place
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
STR save 15 to pull away from it, another STR save 15 not to tear in half; magical garments have Advantage
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Paints of Conjuration - Use these paints to create a 15' square image that becomes real with the command word 'krylon'
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Paints of Conjuration - Use these paints to create a 15' square image that becomes real with the command word 'krylon'
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
2 uses available
Cannot be recharged
#ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #magicitems5e
Abyssal Chicken Nuggets - find them in the hot food section of your local Gnoll Foods Market #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #food 
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Abyssal Chicken Nuggets - find them in the hot food section of your local Gnoll Foods Market #ttrpgtok #dndtiktok #food 
Stone Homestead from Centaury 21
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Stone Homestead from Centaury 21
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold
Built for family of Earth Genasi druids: no yard to maintain, amazing view, easy to defend 235,000 gold