Lauren;
@laurenmaria.bsky.social
Scottish 🏴 panda 🐼🏳️🌈 she/they, safe space. 💜
Ideas for a solo Christmas when you have no means of transport and not a lot of money pls. And don't say a long walk or hike or anything of the sort, I'm not trying to injure myself on Christmas day, thank you.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Ideas for a solo Christmas when you have no means of transport and not a lot of money pls. And don't say a long walk or hike or anything of the sort, I'm not trying to injure myself on Christmas day, thank you.
Tummy hurts and so do my emotions. This year is not being kind.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Tummy hurts and so do my emotions. This year is not being kind.
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Bluesky Users who depend on or benefit from ALT text: What do you want and don't want to hear in artwork descriptions? Any pet peeves? Let me know!
#disabilitysky #alttext #visuallyimpaired #accessibility
#disabilitysky #alttext #visuallyimpaired #accessibility
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bluesky Users who depend on or benefit from ALT text: What do you want and don't want to hear in artwork descriptions? Any pet peeves? Let me know!
#disabilitysky #alttext #visuallyimpaired #accessibility
#disabilitysky #alttext #visuallyimpaired #accessibility
Fried egg, I'm in love.
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Fried egg, I'm in love.
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This #GivingTuesday, instead of asking you to give to us, @randomacts.org is giving to YOU! Sign up here & we’ll give you the support (and if you need it, the funding) to do an act of kindness in your community in 2026: randomacts.org/giving-tuesd...
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This #GivingTuesday, instead of asking you to give to us, @randomacts.org is giving to YOU! Sign up here & we’ll give you the support (and if you need it, the funding) to do an act of kindness in your community in 2026: randomacts.org/giving-tuesd...
Finished watching Interview With The Vampire. Very good show. Very gay. Looking forward to the lestat show next year.
a woman in a suit stands in front of a sign that says amc
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December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Finished watching Interview With The Vampire. Very good show. Very gay. Looking forward to the lestat show next year.
Migraine suck and unpredictable periods suck and health issues SUCKKKKKK and not even in a fun way
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Migraine suck and unpredictable periods suck and health issues SUCKKKKKK and not even in a fun way
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![>>Satire - Skeptical Doctor Asks Woman With Sword Thru Skull If She's Experiencing Any Discomfort [ [pic of doctor] MyBodylsTryingToKillMe.com](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreih5kyxupckhldzc5wsys25ydszluavv264nobnbqvr2jgz6yhjapa@jpeg)
Ripped up a bunch of photos of my brother who abused me throughout my childhood and teenage years. Very therapeutic. May he burn, wherever he is.
I'm not a hateful person, and don't wish harm on folks in general, however...he is one exception. Evil to the core.
I'm not a hateful person, and don't wish harm on folks in general, however...he is one exception. Evil to the core.
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ripped up a bunch of photos of my brother who abused me throughout my childhood and teenage years. Very therapeutic. May he burn, wherever he is.
I'm not a hateful person, and don't wish harm on folks in general, however...he is one exception. Evil to the core.
I'm not a hateful person, and don't wish harm on folks in general, however...he is one exception. Evil to the core.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Ahmed. Ahmed was a driver but he lost his car and his home. He is trying to take care of his four children. Fires who is in dental school, Mohammed who finished his final year of high school, Halal, a 7th grader and Bisan, a 5th grader.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Ahmed. Ahmed was a driver but he lost his car and his home. He is trying to take care of his four children. Fires who is in dental school, Mohammed who finished his final year of high school, Halal, a 7th grader and Bisan, a 5th grader.
@kimrhodes.bsky.social hi, me again, THANK YOU!!! and tell the animals thank you too. I love all of you 🥹💜 and yes you will see me again soon, in April at Crossroads con!
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 AM
@kimrhodes.bsky.social hi, me again, THANK YOU!!! and tell the animals thank you too. I love all of you 🥹💜 and yes you will see me again soon, in April at Crossroads con!
@kimrhodes.bsky.social hello hi, our lovely bestie Emmie posted a video that I think would be neat if you saw. I know insta tags are weird now. Just trying to help spread some extra joy to folks missing out 🫶🏻
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
@kimrhodes.bsky.social hello hi, our lovely bestie Emmie posted a video that I think would be neat if you saw. I know insta tags are weird now. Just trying to help spread some extra joy to folks missing out 🫶🏻
Today was weird. Had 2 stranger see my boobs, and one of them lifted left titty out the way to abuse my underboob with a probe. Pretty sure it's gonna be bruised. Also had zero warning that boob was gonna be manhandled like that 🫠 wild.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Today was weird. Had 2 stranger see my boobs, and one of them lifted left titty out the way to abuse my underboob with a probe. Pretty sure it's gonna be bruised. Also had zero warning that boob was gonna be manhandled like that 🫠 wild.
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Wow... almost a thousand dollars in just the first few hours. Honestly I feel like a character in a corny holiday movie who lost her Christmas spirit so the town comes together to help her get it back. Except the "town" is bluesky. Thank you so much everyone. 🥹
I love Christmas and normally I'd be getting so excited right about now, but this year I'm a little down because it's our first holiday since we lost Fergus. I'm hoping I can spread some cheer and regain a little spirit myself by raising some funds for our local shelter! givebutter.com/n5l31M
Molly's Holiday Fundraiser 2025
Make Winter Merry and Bright in Honor of Fergus
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November 25, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Wow... almost a thousand dollars in just the first few hours. Honestly I feel like a character in a corny holiday movie who lost her Christmas spirit so the town comes together to help her get it back. Except the "town" is bluesky. Thank you so much everyone. 🥹
Woke up to a cameo from @kimrhodes.bsky.social that is a gift from @haylstiel.bsky.social and I needed it very much this morning. I'm keeping the other for tomorrow. But "take care of your own heart for a little while" make me giggle, given I'm off to have an echocardiogram this morning 😅😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Woke up to a cameo from @kimrhodes.bsky.social that is a gift from @haylstiel.bsky.social and I needed it very much this morning. I'm keeping the other for tomorrow. But "take care of your own heart for a little while" make me giggle, given I'm off to have an echocardiogram this morning 😅😂
Anyway, got this cute wee thing at the craft fair
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Anyway, got this cute wee thing at the craft fair
Posted a random unedited video of a haggis dancing on the high street yesterday to tiktok. Nearly 86k views 💀😂
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Posted a random unedited video of a haggis dancing on the high street yesterday to tiktok. Nearly 86k views 💀😂
I already know I'm gonna cry on my birthday. Whether it's good tears or bad, or both, remains to be seen 😅
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I already know I'm gonna cry on my birthday. Whether it's good tears or bad, or both, remains to be seen 😅
[Bon Scott voice]
🎶 ITS A LONG WAY TO THE SHOP IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROLL 🎶
[aggressive bagpipes]
🎶 ITS A LONG WAY TO THE SHOP IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROLL 🎶
[aggressive bagpipes]
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
[Bon Scott voice]
🎶 ITS A LONG WAY TO THE SHOP IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROLL 🎶
[aggressive bagpipes]
🎶 ITS A LONG WAY TO THE SHOP IF YOU WANT A SAUSAGE ROLL 🎶
[aggressive bagpipes]
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Support worker may or may not have clocked my open box of vibrators and I might have to change my identity and move countries now
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Support worker may or may not have clocked my open box of vibrators and I might have to change my identity and move countries now
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Well done, Scotland!!!
a picture of a stuffed animal with the words * aggressive bagpipes * above it
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November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well done, Scotland!!!
Have you even had Asian fusion food if you've not served butter chicken with egg noodles because the rice was gonna take too long to cook
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Have you even had Asian fusion food if you've not served butter chicken with egg noodles because the rice was gonna take too long to cook