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Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · Jun 28

Mystery Kitty. For years now, i spot this graffiti cat all over Zwolle, and around. No one seems to know who the artist is. Last year it appeared in Kampen, though it suspect it has been there for years as well, as Kampen is quite close to Zwolle.

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Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3h

Ah yes, just yesterday i stumbled over a loose tile, hit my head, got cpr, was rushed off to hospital, intubated. Woke up this morning on icu, guess what? Swastika tattoo on my face!

In the EU there was a case of a girl with her face covered with stars, the tattoo artist was at fault. So yeah, no.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 9h

Good news is that it'll fall apart soon, which allows for the American people to tear it down and dance on the rubble properly. It's a house of cards, and I take solace in the fact that it will come down in my lifetime.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 9h

Het is anders wel het dichtst bij de zonnetijd (=natuurlijke tijd) in Nederland (die ligt nog zin 45min vroeger). Dankzij klimaatverandering blijft het hoe dan ook warmer, dus dat buiten zitten lukt heus wel!

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Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 22h

De "natuurlijke" tijd in Nederland is geloof ik nog 45min vroeger dan wintertijd. Mijn biologische klok geeft dat ook aan. Dat, of ik ben een giga ochtendmens, of ik ben een beer en hou voornamelijk winterslaap.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 1d

Kunnen we een kaartje krijgen van waar die boten gebombardeerd worden? Het Caribisch deel van het Koninkrijk ligt op 45 km van de Venezolaanse kust. Bonaire is kennelijk een officieel deel van de EU (want bijzondere gemeente). Maar zelfs zonder, dit is toch absurd?!

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that you didn't vote for the lunatic once doesn't excuse you. It did happen while you were living, right? Not saying that it couldn't happen to me, but I will never hide behind my voting differently, but oh well, guess we got the fascists now. That won't change it. Educate, protest, fight.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 1d

"The rest of the world isn't going to listen very hard when future Americans say 'this isn't who we are '. Donald Trump and the movement behind him are an important part of who we are." David Frum on the SEP 10 episode of the David Frum Show.

(As a non American I agree ->)

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

Ironisch genoeg zit Rutte hier links naast Trump. Hij knikt instemmend en lacht mee. Hij heeft z'n draai tegen Rusland binnen, dus die gouden balzaal? Ach.

Ben benieuwd wat we daar over 10 jaar van zeggen. Medeplichtig door zwijgen?

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

Ik vind de term seksueel misbruik hier echt misplaatst. Het artikel omschrijft vooral aanranding. Dat is echt niet oké, maar geen seksueel misbruik. Volgens het CSG moet er dan sprake zijn van seksuele handelingen, en sprake zijn van ongelijkwaardige machtsverhouding. Dat ontbreekt hier.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

Dit is toch beschamend?! Die normaal! Als ze nou gewoon beter klimaatbeleid voeren, dan hoeft er geen enkele dwangsom betaald te worden. Anders stel ik voor dat we een burger fonds oprichten en het wel zelf doen. Kan de overheid die dwangsommen inderdaad alvast gaan overmaken!

Trouw @trouw.nl · 2d

Regering maakt zich klaar voor meer klimaatzaken, en wil dwangsommen mogelijk uit Klimaatfonds betalen

Het niet halen van de klimaatdoelen heeft geen harde juridische consequenties. Die indruk wekt de regering naar buiten toe althans. Intern waarschuwen ambtenaren voor pijnlijke gevolgen, en adviseren ze geld voor dwangsommen uit het Klimaatfonds te betalen.

www.trouw.nl

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

At his age it would be surprising if he didn't have some hearing loss. But i think the major part here is his assholery (any non-ass would've gotten hearing aids, there's quite neat invisible ones), and some dementia that's rapidly developing.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

This passing on of questions to answer, including Pams gentle tap on his arm there, is a dead give away of "head turning sign". Ppl with early dementia will look at their spouse (or other caregiver) if they don't know. He's doing it several times in this presser. #iykyk

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Q: Do you support efforts to ban apps that track ICE agents' location?

TRUMP: What do you mean by that?

Q: Like, specific apps that are used to track ICE agents

T: I guess we'll do that. I'm not a big app guy. I'm not into that too much. Pam might be. Let's go. Give 'em a good answer there

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

Somebody made up this term to make him remember better. The fact that he is explaining it to the public every time is a dead give away that he's had a repeat of the explanation just before. And he still can't stick to one variant. He's either got an IQ of around 70, or he has dementia. Or both.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

No, he's just an ass that refuses to put in an effort to understand someone who speaks more languages than he does. I will from now on refuse to understand anyone that cannot pronounce Amsterdam correctly. I will direct them to the local sewage facilities...

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Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

The umpteenth, right? He's been crapping all over, stringing way too many offenses together, and he's still president?

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

Exactly!!! One can only hope someone's sending strongly worded letters trying to do some old school diplomacy. We all know that's not gonna work, but at least they'd be trying? We should try going viral on tiktok, that'll get better results.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 2d

He's showing his true colours quickly. The vile turn to attack the journalist asking the question... 🤢

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3d

This is a horror story. I do not care for horror. Hot damn! That 170 systokic pressure gave me the jitters! And then she went and got it up to 240. Ma'am, that's giving your doctor a heart attack! You're not allowed to do that!

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3d

Neither can the rest of the world. I'd had enough after about 3 weeks. This is the worst train wreck we'll ever see. It's nice that we'll be viewing history in the making, live. Unfortunately the wreckage promises to be historical in size and (collateral) damage, and i just can't.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3d

Oh god, Mark Rutte was there?! And he's even nodding in agreement?! Dude, that's not cool. You should've copied Mark Carney, done the quizzical brow thing and maybe even utter a "say what?!".

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump on his new White House ballroom: "In order to do it properly we had to take down the existing structure."

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3d

The highest level of what? Tacky? Shit show? Grift?

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3d

a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom .

Alt: a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom .

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Pauw & De Wit @pauwendewit.bsky.social · 4d

Sylvana Simons zit in de Raad van Advies van de lobbyorganisatie ‘The Rights Forum’. Staat zij achter de poster van deze organisatie?

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Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3d

Ik woon best wel hartje BBB country, ik durf het niet, maar eigenlijk zou onder elke vlag of poster, deze moeten hangen.

Fdf en agractie zijn hier ook booming, ik heb echt geen zin in gezeik of een kras op m'n auto of erger... ik ben best wel een bange piepert.

Owned by AutoCorrect @lauif.bsky.social · 3d

Switzerland has 9m ook living in a land area similar to NL. Japan is twice the size of Florida (roughly), and has 123m inhabitants.

Japan wins this, though: in 2023, they had a mindblowing total of 11 railway accidents. 2 serious incidents (no stats on total dead) jtsb.mlit.go.jp/statistics_r...

Statistics (Railway)

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