𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃!
laughingshademagus.bsky.social
𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃!
@laughingshademagus.bsky.social
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐬,

𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞,

𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬.
Pinned
💙 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜, 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞. 💙

💙 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐀𝐒 "𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐓" 𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐀, 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 💙
a lightning bolt is visible over the ocean
ALT: a lightning bolt is visible over the ocean
media.tenor.com
I LIKE MEN HOW AND WHY AM I GETTING SWARMED BY ATTRACTIVE WOMEN ! ?
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Wouldn't be the first time - or the last a dragon threatened to take a chunk outta me."

He blows a soft sigh into her face, a playful act of defiance. It smells sweet, almost like a fruity drink.

"I tend to get called handsome, but not adorable - the scars frighten most suitors away anyways."
“Oho~! You got guts, I’ll give ya that… Also quite reckless.”

She leaned in close, just a little.

“Getting close to a dragon, especially when she’s threatened to take a bite or two.. Out of you~”

She giggled lowly, her smirk softened.

“It’s adorable, really..”
" . . . I'm not one to back down from a challenge like that."

A huff followed by a few steps closer, captain's jacket flowing behind him.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
" . . . I'm not one to back down from a challenge like that."

A huff followed by a few steps closer, captain's jacket flowing behind him.
“Hmm… Would you like to come closer and find out?~”

Her eyes narrows a bit as she smirked.
"OKAY BUT LIKE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DRAGON I CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S A FLIRT OR NOT ! ! !"

His cheeks are red, and he's smiling, so he probably doesn't feel too threatened.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"OKAY BUT LIKE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DRAGON I CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S A FLIRT OR NOT ! ! !"

His cheeks are red, and he's smiling, so he probably doesn't feel too threatened.
“Scaroused? That’s a new one, but… Who am I to judge. You look like quite the meal after all~”
"Should I be flustered or afraid . . . Or . . . Scaroused ? Aye, scaroused is good."
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"Should I be flustered or afraid . . . Or . . . Scaroused ? Aye, scaroused is good."
“Wouldn’t you like to know..~”

She enjoyed messing with people.
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
" . . . Wh. What ? What do you mean by that."
“So many delicious options… All of you are bite sized!”
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
💙: you are in my domain now. there is no escape.
//YEAH IT TECHNICALLY IS-\\
💙: i find it really funny that, by technicality, Cyberpunk is a ttrpg verse
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
💙: i find it really funny that, by technicality, Cyberpunk is a ttrpg verse
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
OH FUCK IT'S ALMOST THE HOLIDAY SEASON ! DESNA'S TITS !

[ FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS ]
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Well, you lead the way ! It is your village, after all."

A soft, cheeky smile given to the champion.
"Hmm..."

Facing the sunset once more, he gave it some thought.

"I suppose a meal would be necessary...and a drink, sure. Why not-"
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"I've never seen a wyvern like you before . . ."

He hums, using the hand that Ratha isn't licking to trace along the wyvern's scales gently.

"Hmhm, well, I'm Matthias, yeah ?"

He chuckles softly, continuing his own assault of kindness and affection.
Absolutely enjoying the sudden affection given to him —- ! The Rathalos would give his palm a few licks as a sign of thanks .

It has been awhile since he received such kindness !
Flinching on instinct - after all, wyverns aren't exactly known for their sociable nature where he's from.

However, once the notion of danger passes ?

"Ohhhh well look at 'chu ! Helloooo handsome . . ."

Immediate affection and scratches on the underside of the wyvern's chin.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"I'm a mage - we all have eccentric tastes."

He barks out a sharp laugh, before realizing that Kael . . . isn't letting go of his hand. His face goes from a neutral expression, to something maybe flustered ?

"Well, I . . . I think you're handsome and that's what matters !"

An indignant huff.
"I do not consider myself that. I can accept the... Endearing part, however."

That bushy tail is swaying, just a bit...

"Suppose you have eccentric tastes. That is acceptable."

Strong grip...
"Why can't I call you charming ? I think you're particularly endearing, in your own way."

Giving a firm handshake to the darknut, looking up at him.

"So sue me, I like the handsome knight types."
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
"Well . . . Regardless of spectating, would you care to share a drink with me ? Alcoholic or otherwise."

Matthias asks, allowing his cyan eyes to drift off to the horizon as he waits for the rito champion's response - listening to the wind, and just barely audible, the din of the village just -
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Revali, huh ? That's a nice - WHOA ! You have stunning eyes !"

Matthias laughs softly, cheeks flushed . . . from the cold, obviously.

"Thank you for having me - your home is gorgeous, Sir Revali. I'd love to see your archery skills sometime, aye ? Not now though, still acclimating to this cold."
"Quite a mouthful if I say so myself...Matthias."

Finally, the Rito shifts his view to face the other.

"I am Revali, Champion of the Rito and greatest archer in the world. I welcome you to Rito Village."
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"Oh, me ? Matthias Amastacia, last of the House of Amastacia. Privateer of the Shackles, freedom fighter against the devil-worshipping House of Thrune, and a particularly potent spellsword ! At your service !"

A playful half bow as he turns his head to glance at the rito.

"And you ?"
"Yes. I would say the landscape is quite remarkable in this region of Hyrule. My people are quite privileged to live in such a place. Tell me...just who are you?"
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A sigh, breath fogging in the cold air.

"Mmm, thought it would be nice to go somewhere cold. The views here are certainly something to enjoy as well. Both the landscape, and, ah . . . The company."
"Would you care to tell me what it is that's drawn you here, traveler?"

The Rito breaks the silence, not even having to look at who is sitting next to him.
Coming to sit next to him wordlessly.

Bundled up, almost comically so.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Where is Eve . . . I miss Eve . . .
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Coming to sit next to him wordlessly.

Bundled up, almost comically so.
Sitting on the edge of the cliff at Rito Village, gazing at the sunset.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"Why can't I call you charming ? I think you're particularly endearing, in your own way."

Giving a firm handshake to the darknut, looking up at him.

"So sue me, I like the handsome knight types."
"Take it back: this is... Insufficient."

Shaking his head as he returns it, as well as offering his hand in order to shake it.

"Do not call me charming and, I should bring my own tools. Makes it convenient."
"Well, a good laughing shadow magus can break bones with their fists ! So I trained to do the same."

Matthias offers his hand to take Kael's training sword.

"Next time I'll bring a training sword more fitting for such a . . . Charming knight, hm ? Bigger."
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Well, a good laughing shadow magus can break bones with their fists ! So I trained to do the same."

Matthias offers his hand to take Kael's training sword.

"Next time I'll bring a training sword more fitting for such a . . . Charming knight, hm ? Bigger."
"... Whoa."

Impressed: it's been able to make him flinch before composing himself again.

"Impressive. You did not even use your 'sword'." It's still too small for him to call it such.
Matthias taps either shoulder of the darknut once, twice, then a soft jab in the stomach, the advantageous position of being on the sword giving the magus the edge.

" . . . That's three, over !"

He flips back off the sword, giving a soft bow.

"Whew ! That was fun."
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Matthias taps either shoulder of the darknut once, twice, then a soft jab in the stomach, the advantageous position of being on the sword giving the magus the edge.

" . . . That's three, over !"

He flips back off the sword, giving a soft bow.

"Whew ! That was fun."
Because his pride is frail like wet paper and breakable like dry pasta. And yet, he somehow... Feels validatred, at this experience, all because MAthias conceded.

"Hngh...!"

It's taking him him some effort to repel him, now.
Matthias is surprised at how easy it was to work his opponent into a frenzy.

"Alright alright, you - "

He narrowly dodges another swing with a well-timed duck, and with surprising agility, he jumps up onto Kael's blade on the next swing, balancing on the thin edge.

"Proved your point."
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Flinching on instinct - after all, wyverns aren't exactly known for their sociable nature where he's from.

However, once the notion of danger passes ?

"Ohhhh well look at 'chu ! Helloooo handsome . . ."

Immediate affection and scratches on the underside of the wyvern's chin.
* Playfully gnawing on the [ READER'S ] hand !
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Reposted by 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃!
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Matthias is surprised at how easy it was to work his opponent into a frenzy.

"Alright alright, you - "

He narrowly dodges another swing with a well-timed duck, and with surprising agility, he jumps up onto Kael's blade on the next swing, balancing on the thin edge.

"Proved your point."
"It's what you said! I'm playing fair! So I'm not!"

Maybe enraging him wasn't that bad an idea?! It's making this much more exciting for the human, right? ... Unfortunately, this means he's neglecting to go soft.

"This is! Fun!"
"Okay, well, that's not - "

A grunt of exertion as he has to keep up with Kael's increasing speed. Despite it all though, Matthias is grinning. This is a fun workout for him, though the darknut's swings are getting closer than they were before. The magus is slowing down.

"Not what I meant!"
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"Okay, well, that's not - "

A grunt of exertion as he has to keep up with Kael's increasing speed. Despite it all though, Matthias is grinning. This is a fun workout for him, though the darknut's swings are getting closer than they were before. The magus is slowing down.

"Not what I meant!"
"Since WHEN am I your enemy?!"

He sounds almost enraged at that. He knows they're not, but being compared...! It's enough to make him flare up as he starts going on the offensive!
The thuds of wood rise in speed and frequency...
"Play fair . . . My enemies don't play fair, ever, but fiiine !"

He goes for a strike, trying to bait a swing out of Kael; if successful, he feints, going in for a light tap on the side - an attempt to score a point in their little sparring session !
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM