Swizzle Necklace
@laudelau.bsky.social
Anatomist, chartered scientist, all round good egg. Lot of work for charity, don’t like to talk about it etc. Prescribed as freely as any decongestant
Just a lump of carbon - but coal or diamond? You decide.
Just a lump of carbon - but coal or diamond? You decide.
My colleague brought coffee in for me. I really do work with some lovely people.
December 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My colleague brought coffee in for me. I really do work with some lovely people.
Hello all. I’m doing a very plausible impression of a zombie today. Still, in 13h it should all be over….
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Hello all. I’m doing a very plausible impression of a zombie today. Still, in 13h it should all be over….
I’m curious as to the identity of Nance’s Latest Tenants…
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I’m curious as to the identity of Nance’s Latest Tenants…
This is the battery!
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is the battery!
Well, I’d better stir my stumps!
(It’s amazing what you can make stew out of)
(It’s amazing what you can make stew out of)
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Well, I’d better stir my stumps!
(It’s amazing what you can make stew out of)
(It’s amazing what you can make stew out of)
I’m back at work on Wednesday…..
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I’m back at work on Wednesday…..
Heart sounds I+II + *insert Phil Collins drum solo here*
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Heart sounds I+II + *insert Phil Collins drum solo here*
There has been a fox in my garden! *
*not a euphemism
*not a euphemism
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There has been a fox in my garden! *
*not a euphemism
*not a euphemism
If I were to smuggle anything out of Morocco, it would be a camel.
Natch
Natch
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If I were to smuggle anything out of Morocco, it would be a camel.
Natch
Natch
Ah, that’s better. Much better
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Ah, that’s better. Much better
Good morning all. Today, Nance and I are considering sonder
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Good morning all. Today, Nance and I are considering sonder
I’ve been Christmas shopping today. Hardly bought anything. And I’m not at all bothered.
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’ve been Christmas shopping today. Hardly bought anything. And I’m not at all bothered.
Just lit one of these. Smells amaaaaaazing. I wish I’d bought their entire stock
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just lit one of these. Smells amaaaaaazing. I wish I’d bought their entire stock
What a lot of fuss pots were out and about in that Liverpool today. Particularly in the White Company
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What a lot of fuss pots were out and about in that Liverpool today. Particularly in the White Company
I’m thinking a butler’s tray table is required
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I’m thinking a butler’s tray table is required
It would appear that the people up the Asda think it’s Christmas Eve. It’s crazy there!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It would appear that the people up the Asda think it’s Christmas Eve. It’s crazy there!!
Well, it was a pretty tough shift. 12.5 hours of graft.
But I’m off now!!!
But I’m off now!!!
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Well, it was a pretty tough shift. 12.5 hours of graft.
But I’m off now!!!
But I’m off now!!!
Ok. Do your worst, night shift *
*don’t really
*don’t really
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ok. Do your worst, night shift *
*don’t really
*don’t really
So tonight I was only working until 0100 am then a few hours sleep, then a course tomorrow.
The course is now cancelled. This means a full night tonight. This could be interesting…..
The course is now cancelled. This means a full night tonight. This could be interesting…..
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So tonight I was only working until 0100 am then a few hours sleep, then a course tomorrow.
The course is now cancelled. This means a full night tonight. This could be interesting…..
The course is now cancelled. This means a full night tonight. This could be interesting…..
Well that was a whole week crammed into 12.5 hours
Blimey I’m tired
Blimey I’m tired
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well that was a whole week crammed into 12.5 hours
Blimey I’m tired
Blimey I’m tired
Expecting an Announcement from Her People
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Expecting an Announcement from Her People