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A Slut in theory, the funniest person you’ll ever meet. Tell me I’m pretty or at least be my friend.
Obviously;
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Johnathan Bailey the man that you are.

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November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Happy Wicked For Good album release day!

I’ll be an insufferable fag all today.

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November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I love triggering homophobic queers, mostly because it adds years to my life span but also it’s really fun to watch ugly people get more ugly.
a woman in a pink dress with a flower in her hair is sitting in front of a waterfall
ALT: a woman in a pink dress with a flower in her hair is sitting in front of a waterfall
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November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Everybody wish this hunky rubber toy a happy shiny birthday 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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We knew the Epstein case would end with Trump going down. Didn’t realize it also started with him going down.
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*Sigh* I’m so tired of falling in love with mustached men on the internet
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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You know whose opinion actually matters? ⤵️
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Just had my first “I cleaned out for nothing” moment

Can someone add me to the group chat now?
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I sent this photo to a guy yesterday, and he said “are you the green arrow?”

And now I’m getting married and you’re all invited!
Ugh I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your the green arrow but from the universe where he’s gay and kinky.
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Prance my queen!
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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hearing good election results for once
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“No babe, I think your hot for sure, but I feel kinda weird you sent me photos of your niece and nephew right after showing me your dick”
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Recession indicator AHS coming back with a STACKED season.
Cast for Season 13 of ‘American Horror Story’:

• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
*Dies Irae by Giuseppe Verdi blasting in the background*

WHATS. THE. POINT. OF. MATCHING. ON. TINDER. IF. YOU. WONT. RESPOND.
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Okay just watched practical magic and now I wanna recreate that kissing scene with someone to a rendition of “This Koss” by Faith Hill, who’s in? I’m Sally, obvi
October 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Ugh I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your the green arrow but from the universe where he’s gay and kinky.
October 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Dear Diary, I douched correctly for the first time today and it came out clean when he took it out. 🥰🥰🥰
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
So is anyone else getting hit by SPAM bots on @reconnews.bsky.social now? I just reported 4 pages in the last 3 days who messaged me.
October 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Okay guys no big deal I just got my Instagram back….ayeeee
*SIGH*

Meta NUKED my Instagram *AGAIN*

Can we all collectively boo please, the photo I posted wasn’t even that whorey
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
*SIGH*

Meta NUKED my Instagram *AGAIN*

Can we all collectively boo please, the photo I posted wasn’t even that whorey
September 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh so JFF is TRASH. Got it…..
September 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
OSCAR VAN RHIJN BEING SUN DADDY ON FOUNDATION. MY TWO NERDY OBSESSIONS COLLIDING OMG.
August 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Of course I leave my AirPods at home so I can’t look coy and mysterious in downtown SF.
a group of people standing in front of a city
ALT: a group of people standing in front of a city
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August 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Slavery was bad.
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August 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM