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─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

. . . !

[ shocked at veigar suddenly biting him out of nowhere ! then , a disgusted look expressed through his own optics . ]

stop biting me . this isn't going to make me change my mind , veigar . i don't even think i /have/ eggs .

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

[biting him on the arm!! growly growly. it's not penetrating anything, at least...]

grrgghgrghh. why are so so bad at LISTENING!!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

. . . .

[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]

stop looking at me like that .

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

. . . .

[ crossing his arms . giving veigar that disappointed look that you can feel , even despite teemo's helmet . ]

stop looking at me like that .

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

[airplane ears as he stares at him like this without saying a word]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

okay now i'm DEFINITELY not giving you any eggs . stop -

stop that . stop

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

give me the eggs.

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

i am not cooking you eggs . look , i think i have some granola bars in my bag . you can have one of them .

[ that's not working on him ! teemo stands his ground ! ]

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

enough yapping!! make me eggs!!

[trying to boss him around!]

with honeyfruit on top!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

. . .

[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]

okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

. . .

[ low sigh . scratching his own nape . ]

okay , what about a sandwich ? there's no way you can burn that .

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

it's not burnt!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

what could possibly be so different ? 💧

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

what could possibly be so different ? 💧

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

but YOUR food is different from MY food. pleaseeeeee

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

i wouldn't have ignored you !
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

i wouldn't have ignored you !
. . . well , actually - if you're telling me to make food then i would have ignored you . you're grown , you can make your own food .

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

it was just something to call you over! you would've ignored me otherwise!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

actually , this is a blow-gun .

[ pointing a finger up and everything ! correcting the other , while sounding like a complete nerd . ]

LuKhun @avioletstorm.bsky.social · May 3

“HAND GUN.” Spoken in a thriller-esque American English tone.

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

not until you explain what you just described me as . what do you mean your wife ? !

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

good, i have your attention!! make me food

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

What ?

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

What ?

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 3

my wife teemothy teemo.

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 3

[ spinning his gun around inbetween his fingers . ]

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─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

you don't know what those mutations are going to do to you ! this can kill you , veigar ! this can kill /us/ !

[ huff . optics glancing over at the crafted c4 within his own gloved paw , examining it closely . ]

i'd rather not risk becoming a mutated yordle , veigar .

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 2

and let them get our mutations?! that's not how it should work!!

[he grumped, but eventually gave up and crossed his arms.]

fineeee. you're impossible!! i'm trying to make us stronger! detonation is part of that process!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

no , i'm not letting you set this thing off ! i'm fine the way i am , veigar - and so are you .

[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]

use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

no , i'm not letting you set this thing off ! i'm fine the way i am , veigar - and so are you .

[ keeping it up to a point where he is unable to reach the bomb . nudging him away just for good measure ! ]

use /this/ on our enemies ! not on ourselves , you dumbass !

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 2

>:[ !!!

give that BACK!! don't interrupt science, you big oaf!!!

[reaching for it, trying to take it back!]

we could be big mutated beasts together!!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

why would you want that -- i mean , you don't know what sort of stuff would happen to you if -- ❗❗

[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

why would you want that -- i mean , you don't know what sort of stuff would happen to you if -- ❗❗

[ instinctively , teemo snatched the c4 right out of that giant hand of veigar's while he was yapping . hearing that veigar was about to set that bomb off ? ! no way ! ]

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 2

i WANT to be messed up real bad! bigger body, another set of arms, insanely good vision, fur made of STONE!! imagine all the upgrades to myself if i could do if i got exposed to the right amount of radiation!!!~

i'm gonna set this off RIGHT NOW!!!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

[ blankly staring at the c4 wiggling around in that big hand of his , before letting out a little chuckle . he was right , radioactive stuff does tend to be really dangerous . ]

make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

[ blankly staring at the c4 wiggling around in that big hand of his , before letting out a little chuckle . he was right , radioactive stuff does tend to be really dangerous . ]

make sure you're being safe with those types of things , veigar . radiation exposure can mess you up real bad .

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 2

radioactive materials make for better explosives!! like the hiiiiighly radioactive stuff.

[wiggling a c4 around in his big hand!]

this is my newest creation! uehehee..

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

. . . .
why ?

[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

. . . .
why ?

[ squint . just staring at those no-thought eyes . just trying to understand what's up with veigar . ]

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 2

oh. nothing! just staring at things too long! the things that burn your eyes!!

[blinking like a frog.]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

. . . huh ?
what's with that look . 💧

( ? ? )

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

. . . huh ?
what's with that look . 💧

( ? ? )

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · May 2

uweehhh??

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─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · May 2

[ tapping his foot impatiently against the floor . ]

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─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · Apr 3

[ drowsy walk . dragging his blowgun across the floor . ]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · Mar 18

[ he’s laying down . lazy eyes . . . ]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · Mar 13

[ he’s grieving . ]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · Mar 11

[ does a backflip for No reason ]

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · Feb 25

you can be as muscular as me . it just takes a lot of time and energy , and also commitment .

[ just letting the smaller yordle dangle from his bicep , gently flexing his arm to try and entertain him . ]

you can do it . then , you'll have your own build to admire .

𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐃 𝐕𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐑. @explosiveordinance.bsky.social · Feb 25

i wish i could be as muscular! it's admirable!

[dangling from his arm, he just enjoyed the ride.]

and even if i did, you wouldn't be able to see it. my fur is so dark... i can actually /see/ yours, though!

─ 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋-𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𓈒 @lastscoutstanding.bsky.social · Feb 25

ah !

[ damn , that speed ! giving him an unamused glare , before flexing the bicep he attached to . sigh . . . ]

what is with you and my build ? i mean , i know i look nice but - damn . . . 💧

[ sweat drop . well , this is something he has to deal with now . ]