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snapping turtle denier
jackalope hunter
illegal beans dealer
visibility enthusiast

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Portrait of Dr Ripley “Pancake” Jones by https://bsky.app/profile/geraldinepiche.bsky.social

http://thelastmerrymaker.com
Dune or the Road
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
the malls are empty and would make excellent dormitories
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“these streets will make you feel brand new”
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
my neighbor is like the Lorax met the Onceler and said “Never Again.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Time for some thrilling heroics
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sounds like throwing hoagies is legal again
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“Foresight is so often blind”
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Imagining myself listening to Even Better Than Ezra
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I am a cloud
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Today might just be a day to remember
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
What matters is how it moves
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think we are underestimating ourselves as a future resource for our future AI overlords. We argue about AI erotica but how long before they start judging each other for providing it?
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Limp Bizkit was wasted on us as children
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
restaurant where the dry aged steaks are presented in terrarium like iguana
restaurant where you pick your sous vide steak like a lobster
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
restaurant where you pick your sous vide steak like a lobster
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
was gonna post a selfie but I look like a real asshole today
November 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
a man no doubt 30 years my elder asked me if I qualified for the senior discount, then offered me the last of his Halloween candy after I told him I did not.
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Words have lost all meaning and that’s pretty cool.
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’d post a video of him attacking it but he’s more like an Irish setter
October 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Every home needs a ritual toilet to flush in ceremony
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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halloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bet lawyers are hella vibe coding right now
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Empathy for the Machine
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What happened to the bakers of old? The milkmen? What of the toothpaste tube packers?
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM