Lars Timpa
@larstimpa.bsky.social
I don't drink the Kool-Aid unless I know who's handing me the glass.
"And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep."
"And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep."
Yeah, but it's the DOJ. Everybody knows they lie and make stuff up.
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yeah, but it's the DOJ. Everybody knows they lie and make stuff up.
When a Democrat does something criminal, other Democrats tell him to resign.
When a Republican does something criminal, other Republicans nominate him for President.
When a Republican does something criminal, other Republicans nominate him for President.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When a Democrat does something criminal, other Democrats tell him to resign.
When a Republican does something criminal, other Republicans nominate him for President.
When a Republican does something criminal, other Republicans nominate him for President.
@ms.now
But Trump doesn't know (or maybe doesn't remember) he has no pardon power over state convictions. And everyone around him is afraid to tell him.
OR... maybe they *want* to embarrass Trump and make him look stupid... passive aggression can be nasty.
But Trump doesn't know (or maybe doesn't remember) he has no pardon power over state convictions. And everyone around him is afraid to tell him.
OR... maybe they *want* to embarrass Trump and make him look stupid... passive aggression can be nasty.
December 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
@ms.now
But Trump doesn't know (or maybe doesn't remember) he has no pardon power over state convictions. And everyone around him is afraid to tell him.
OR... maybe they *want* to embarrass Trump and make him look stupid... passive aggression can be nasty.
But Trump doesn't know (or maybe doesn't remember) he has no pardon power over state convictions. And everyone around him is afraid to tell him.
OR... maybe they *want* to embarrass Trump and make him look stupid... passive aggression can be nasty.
He's cheap. He'll say he was saving money on fuel.
That's what he'll SAY.
And MAGA will believe him.
That's what he'll SAY.
And MAGA will believe him.
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
He's cheap. He'll say he was saving money on fuel.
That's what he'll SAY.
And MAGA will believe him.
That's what he'll SAY.
And MAGA will believe him.
Since everyone Trump supports for office is losing, I can't think there'll be a lot of takers.
I said it in 2017. If all GOP stand together, united, they could tell Trump, "Yes, you can do this. But not that." The Party wouldn't now be circling the drain.
Trump doesn't get it.
Fear. Wears. Off.
I said it in 2017. If all GOP stand together, united, they could tell Trump, "Yes, you can do this. But not that." The Party wouldn't now be circling the drain.
Trump doesn't get it.
Fear. Wears. Off.
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Since everyone Trump supports for office is losing, I can't think there'll be a lot of takers.
I said it in 2017. If all GOP stand together, united, they could tell Trump, "Yes, you can do this. But not that." The Party wouldn't now be circling the drain.
Trump doesn't get it.
Fear. Wears. Off.
I said it in 2017. If all GOP stand together, united, they could tell Trump, "Yes, you can do this. But not that." The Party wouldn't now be circling the drain.
Trump doesn't get it.
Fear. Wears. Off.
For a second I thought that was a picture of Ghislaine Maxwell.
I gotta cut back on my politics intake.
I gotta cut back on my politics intake.
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
For a second I thought that was a picture of Ghislaine Maxwell.
I gotta cut back on my politics intake.
I gotta cut back on my politics intake.
And when the courts force Trump to give the tanker back and pay damages to Venezuela, it comes out of our tax money. Trump 's losing more and more Republicans and MAGA as I write this.
I'll say it again. Trump will be the first US President to go on trial in The Hague.
I'll say it again. Trump will be the first US President to go on trial in The Hague.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
And when the courts force Trump to give the tanker back and pay damages to Venezuela, it comes out of our tax money. Trump 's losing more and more Republicans and MAGA as I write this.
I'll say it again. Trump will be the first US President to go on trial in The Hague.
I'll say it again. Trump will be the first US President to go on trial in The Hague.
@ms.now
Is this right? Mike Rogers is ending the HASC investigation into the double-tap kill, because 'it was legal'?
Rogers was threatened or bought. I'm betting bought.
I think Trump promised to make him next Secretary of Defense.
Is this right? Mike Rogers is ending the HASC investigation into the double-tap kill, because 'it was legal'?
Rogers was threatened or bought. I'm betting bought.
I think Trump promised to make him next Secretary of Defense.
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
@ms.now
Is this right? Mike Rogers is ending the HASC investigation into the double-tap kill, because 'it was legal'?
Rogers was threatened or bought. I'm betting bought.
I think Trump promised to make him next Secretary of Defense.
Is this right? Mike Rogers is ending the HASC investigation into the double-tap kill, because 'it was legal'?
Rogers was threatened or bought. I'm betting bought.
I think Trump promised to make him next Secretary of Defense.
@ms.now
If Trump lies to a reporter, if someone in his administration lies to a reporter, in an interview or on camera, and the reporter says,
"That's not true. Why are you lying?"
It doesn't mean the reporter is biased.
It means the reporter is doing his job.
If Trump lies to a reporter, if someone in his administration lies to a reporter, in an interview or on camera, and the reporter says,
"That's not true. Why are you lying?"
It doesn't mean the reporter is biased.
It means the reporter is doing his job.
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@ms.now
If Trump lies to a reporter, if someone in his administration lies to a reporter, in an interview or on camera, and the reporter says,
"That's not true. Why are you lying?"
It doesn't mean the reporter is biased.
It means the reporter is doing his job.
If Trump lies to a reporter, if someone in his administration lies to a reporter, in an interview or on camera, and the reporter says,
"That's not true. Why are you lying?"
It doesn't mean the reporter is biased.
It means the reporter is doing his job.
I thought we were trying to stay ahead of China. My god, how big a payoff did Trump get?
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I thought we were trying to stay ahead of China. My god, how big a payoff did Trump get?
Why am I thinking of Joan Rivers?
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Why am I thinking of Joan Rivers?
GOP history - Richard Nixon proposed a form of national health insurance in 1974, the Comprehensive Health Insurance Plan (CHIP). Universal coverage through mandated employer-sponsored plans, subsidized care for the poor, and a public option. Dems wanted single-payer. He ended up promoting HMOs.
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
GOP history - Richard Nixon proposed a form of national health insurance in 1974, the Comprehensive Health Insurance Plan (CHIP). Universal coverage through mandated employer-sponsored plans, subsidized care for the poor, and a public option. Dems wanted single-payer. He ended up promoting HMOs.
So Rubio has solved the Gaza crisis, the Russian invasion, the Myanmar civil war, the Pakistani/Afghan conflict, the Cambodia/Thailand war, the impending invasion of Venezuela and all the other places people are being killed?
Oh, wait, that's Witcoff's job.
Must be nice to have so much free time.
Oh, wait, that's Witcoff's job.
Must be nice to have so much free time.
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
So Rubio has solved the Gaza crisis, the Russian invasion, the Myanmar civil war, the Pakistani/Afghan conflict, the Cambodia/Thailand war, the impending invasion of Venezuela and all the other places people are being killed?
Oh, wait, that's Witcoff's job.
Must be nice to have so much free time.
Oh, wait, that's Witcoff's job.
Must be nice to have so much free time.
Either WAY overindulged at Thanksgiving... or pregnant?
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Either WAY overindulged at Thanksgiving... or pregnant?
So anybody can kick Trump in the head?
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
So anybody can kick Trump in the head?
And no consumer will choose a car with low MPG, which means auto makers will not go back to making big boats with big V8 engines. They'll continue to develop hybrids and EVs, because that's what consumers are trending towards. So what Duffy is saying is meaningless drivel.
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
And no consumer will choose a car with low MPG, which means auto makers will not go back to making big boats with big V8 engines. They'll continue to develop hybrids and EVs, because that's what consumers are trending towards. So what Duffy is saying is meaningless drivel.
I'd rather have details from the October Jobs Report and GDP Report.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'd rather have details from the October Jobs Report and GDP Report.
But did consumers actually buy more items? I think not. Probably less.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
But did consumers actually buy more items? I think not. Probably less.
I originally thought Trump's bruises on his hands were from an IV line for chemo. Then I remembered that MRI with contrast is injected in the hand. To find tumors. Or diagnose vascular dementia.
Also monoclonal antibodies are injected that way.
Lecanemab and Donanemab. For Alzheimer's.
Just sayin.
Also monoclonal antibodies are injected that way.
Lecanemab and Donanemab. For Alzheimer's.
Just sayin.
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I originally thought Trump's bruises on his hands were from an IV line for chemo. Then I remembered that MRI with contrast is injected in the hand. To find tumors. Or diagnose vascular dementia.
Also monoclonal antibodies are injected that way.
Lecanemab and Donanemab. For Alzheimer's.
Just sayin.
Also monoclonal antibodies are injected that way.
Lecanemab and Donanemab. For Alzheimer's.
Just sayin.
Or end up as the next Mrs. Trump.
Maybe it just means Trump likes her tits.
Maybe it just means Trump likes her tits.
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Or end up as the next Mrs. Trump.
Maybe it just means Trump likes her tits.
Maybe it just means Trump likes her tits.
And because Jesus was so 'woke', Kirk would have been Judas.
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And because Jesus was so 'woke', Kirk would have been Judas.
"Release the Epstein files"
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"Release the Epstein files"
Don't forget to also blame Governor Morrisey of West Virginia.
He didn't have to send the Guard to DC. He could have refused.
He didn't have to send the Guard to DC. He could have refused.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Don't forget to also blame Governor Morrisey of West Virginia.
He didn't have to send the Guard to DC. He could have refused.
He didn't have to send the Guard to DC. He could have refused.