Lauren
@larrygoose.bsky.social
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Goofy ass and wife of kevjg
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2yo has started telling the baby “I’m so glad you came here :)” which you know. Some stuff is good in the world
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I can tell I’m getting old because I don’t care what 6-7 means. I’m going to see how long I can go without figuring it out
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Unsure why “be” and not “we”. It’s not my place to understand
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They saw a Halloween decoration in someone’s yard of a bunch of witches holding hands around a cauldron and said “oh! They’re doing be are marching, around and around and around :)”
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2 and 3yo have come up with a game where they both hold the same object and chant “be are marching” while marching around the house together
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Rack Shack and Benny!
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They actually made another version about having learned their lesson. I reject!!!!!!
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I showed Kevin the Bunny song from Veggietales and he immediately discovered that there was a controversy over it because they’re singing about how they love the bunny more than god etc. It’s literally a villain song about false idols!!!
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3yo: [kissing my arm]

Me: awww :) love you bud

3yo, to 2yo: ok let’s pretend we’re mosquitos on mama’s arm,
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a fascist president, a corrupt president, a vindictive president, a senile president we might endure — but a pelagian president?
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Trump: "I want to be good because you want to prove to God so you go to that next step, right? So that's very important to me."
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This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...
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[mario voice] lex-a-pro
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He thinks rolling his hands and clapping are super funny
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Baby chuckles in his sleep, no doubt dreaming of me being hilarious
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Someone found us a secondhand baby doll crib that’s basically a tiny pack n play. My 3yo son uses it as a dumpster for his pretend construction site lol
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I’m sorry that guy was insane at you. I think cars and driving are actually terrifying and we all just forget that constantly
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Yeah he was like “no I saw you guys, I get it, I have 3 kids” etc
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Oh yeah it was also just pure instinct, I didn’t make a decision it just emitted from me lol
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Anyway he was chill about it, no ill will
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The guy said he saw us etc but it’s a weird parking lot where people regularly act like animals and I was wearing the baby and pushing a cart and holding hands with J so it was a littler harder to just like, quickly usher him out of the way etc
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Full guttural screamed at a car in a parking lot for getting too close to my kid for my liking. Not angry just “STOP” Didn’t know I had it in me, also made my kids cry in the process. My bad (everyone is fine)
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Me: buddy do you want the same truck sneakers just the next size up?

3yo: no, I want different trucks, building a hotel, ok?

Me: um,