Larry Blamire
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Larry Blamire
@larryblamire.bsky.social
Filmmaker, artist, writer and so much more. LOST SKELETON OF CADAVRA, DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, STEAM WARS, THE ADVENTURES OF BIG DAN FRATER.
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That time I started painting surrealism and it crossed into horror. "It Wasn't Until He Turned," acrylic on canvas.
Must be Monday...
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Doing science today... Hmmm... Let's see what happens when I mix a little phthalocyanine with a fair amount of cadmium... then add a touch of dioxazine... a bit of titanium... and just a smidge of chromium oxide...

I shall report back... Hopefully.
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I paint a fair amount of commissions, but I also do a lot of paintings for myself, simply because I enjoy it. Too many perhaps. These must go. To make room for more, of course (Apparently I have a painting problem). If interested in any, make an offer via private message.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It’s a day for floats and balloons…

But forget about fixing that broken toilet…

Wishing you all the best on this day, with much gratitude. You are appreciated. Be safe and well.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My latest painting is a bit of horror-scifi-surrealism. “First Seen as Blur,” acrylic on 12” X 16” canvas panel. Besides selling these paintings I also license the image for book covers, album covers, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
*Started writing about a chair but felt it was beneath me.

*If you sing just “the Professor and Mary Ann” over and over three thousand times you’ll go mad.

*Anyone else going to the big sewer opening?

*Imagine finding a bag on your doorstep and you open it and find your own human head.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
*I’m thinking underling is not a positive aspiration.

*Remember: Goatees are what you wear. Goatese is what goats speak.

*Women tend to ask directions while men prefer to stop at a guess station.

*Nothing moves in the garden once the inertia is in bloom.

*I’m a journeyman hiker at best.
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*Spent some time as a lounge speaker until I was escorted out.

*Refresh my US geography—which is the “fugue state?”

*I often forget I was the first person to develop the backless flame.

*Not many people realize JAWS was based on a real life incident involving Jabberjaw the Shark.
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Here’s what’s on my mind, so it doesn’t have to be on yours…

*A man was arrested for bathing in public but he managed to have it expunged from his record.

*The reason I’m considered steadfast is that my stead always comes in first.

*On my walk today saw a baby harmonica.
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Three Times a Skelly…

The one in the middle is still available.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Jack Palance’s infectiously robust Mr. Hyde, with Billie Whitelaw, in the excellent Dan Curtis TV production THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (1968). He looks a bit like early renditions of the Joker.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hot off the easel, the latest in the Lost Skeleton Gallery of monster portraits, Version 3 of Skelly himself, acrylic on 12” X 16” canvas panel. This is the first one that wasn’t a commission, so this guy is available for purchase. Shoot me a message if interested.
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Finished 1st season of THE GOLD, riveting account of '83 Brink’s-Mat robbery. Impressive deck of characters, terse Neil Forsyth’s script, gritty direction by Aneil Maria & Lawrence Gough. Cast is spot-on, especially magnetic Charlotte Spencer as DI Nicki Jennings, who sometimes resembles Diana Rigg.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A giant of cinema has left us. RIP Tatsuya Nakadai (1932 - 2025).
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yet another… Do pick up the two books I have of these if you haven’t already. Makes wonderful conversation over ironing or scaling fish. Or even ironing fish.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The wonderful Andrea King looking positively feral as she steals the terrific 1950 noir-procedural SOUTHSIDE 1-1000. Recently enjoyed courtesy of @eddiemuller.bsky.social’s Noir Alley on TCM.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Amazing to think that one or more of these can be on a wall close to you or someone you care about. How is that even possible? Make great presents for anyone that doesn’t have them. Make an offer via message. Clockwise from upper left “Floont” “Demmizen” “Ogtott” & “Elymyx,” each a lovely 12” X 16”
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ingrid Pitt & Soledad Miranda shake it but don’t break it in EL SONIDO DE LA MUERTE (SOUND OF HORROR), 1966

Yeah it’s an invisible human-sized dinosaur, but still surprisingly enjoyable, effective “compound/siege horror” like KILLER SHREWS, NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST, ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS etc.
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Happy today!

#halloween
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yet another doodled cartoon...
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Yes.
October 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The 2004 THE ALAMO directed by John Lee Hancock bombed which is too bad since it's very much worth seeing, if for nothing else than to savor the thoughtful, measured, moving performance of Billy Bob Thornton as David Crockett. It's also the closest to actual events, with attention to authenticity.
October 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The only drawback with these were that they broke so easily, so not too many have stood the test of time, even when sitting.
October 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“Demmizen,” my latest GOONALIEN painting, acrylic on 12” X 16” canvas panel.
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Mug shots...
October 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM