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They/Thembo
Big of heart dumb of ass
Forbes 334.9 million under 334.9 million
Big of heart dumb of ass
Forbes 334.9 million under 334.9 million
I am my Father's prettiest son 😘
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am my Father's prettiest son 😘
You can't tell me what to do, you're not the demon I summoned who then overpowered my mind and now puppets this mortal body to drive our world to ruin
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
You can't tell me what to do, you're not the demon I summoned who then overpowered my mind and now puppets this mortal body to drive our world to ruin
*at the dispensary*
"You guys got a military discount???"
"You guys got a military discount???"
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
*at the dispensary*
"You guys got a military discount???"
"You guys got a military discount???"
My bedroom, my resting bitch place if you will
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My bedroom, my resting bitch place if you will
Time for my quarterly struggle on whether or not to get a reduction/ top surgery
It's a high hurdle for me, not sure what it'll take for me to take the leap
It's a high hurdle for me, not sure what it'll take for me to take the leap
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Time for my quarterly struggle on whether or not to get a reduction/ top surgery
It's a high hurdle for me, not sure what it'll take for me to take the leap
It's a high hurdle for me, not sure what it'll take for me to take the leap
My Dog looking for a way to get my attention
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My Dog looking for a way to get my attention
Being sick can't stop me from looking sick AF
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Being sick can't stop me from looking sick AF
Been sick since last Tuesday, I'm available to cough on you if you want some more time off work 👍🏽🤒
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Been sick since last Tuesday, I'm available to cough on you if you want some more time off work 👍🏽🤒
Making moves to pursue a lifelong dream. A super boring one, but it's mine.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Making moves to pursue a lifelong dream. A super boring one, but it's mine.
My favorite drink is something I like to call California Danger Juice, it's 3/4 soju 1/4 tepache
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My favorite drink is something I like to call California Danger Juice, it's 3/4 soju 1/4 tepache
It was never a phase!
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It was never a phase!
Attending my HOA meeting
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Attending my HOA meeting
Take it from me, the hottest bitch in this crawlspace 😎
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Take it from me, the hottest bitch in this crawlspace 😎
"now by the power vested in me by the State of Delusion....."
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"now by the power vested in me by the State of Delusion....."
Sorry, you mean to tell me mascs with straps will drop down from the ceiling in case of emergency??? 🙏🏽👀
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sorry, you mean to tell me mascs with straps will drop down from the ceiling in case of emergency??? 🙏🏽👀
What a Pred sees looking at me
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What a Pred sees looking at me
Guess what freak enjoyed Predator: Badlands
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Guess what freak enjoyed Predator: Badlands
Nothing hits quite like the knowledge that your friends have massive dongs
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nothing hits quite like the knowledge that your friends have massive dongs
Just my luck, a Titanic survivor in the audience
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Just my luck, a Titanic survivor in the audience
*me, standing over you with a bat* "Can I be blunt with you?"
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
*me, standing over you with a bat* "Can I be blunt with you?"
MFW when the King in Yellow tries to flood my mind with the incomprehensible knowledge of all that has been and will ever be but I wasn't paying attention
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
MFW when the King in Yellow tries to flood my mind with the incomprehensible knowledge of all that has been and will ever be but I wasn't paying attention
Do Chinese men automatically gain a Beijing accent when they hit 40 or smth
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Do Chinese men automatically gain a Beijing accent when they hit 40 or smth
Booty shorts, but they just say are you mad at me
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Booty shorts, but they just say are you mad at me
Why would I believe in myself, that's the dumb bitch who got us into this shit in the first place
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why would I believe in myself, that's the dumb bitch who got us into this shit in the first place
Can't wait to turn up like this to family functions and ruin their night with my happiness
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can't wait to turn up like this to family functions and ruin their night with my happiness