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lanibug.bsky.social
@lanibug.bsky.social
They/Thembo
Big of heart dumb of ass
Forbes 334.9 million under 334.9 million
I am my Father's prettiest son 😘
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You can't tell me what to do, you're not the demon I summoned who then overpowered my mind and now puppets this mortal body to drive our world to ruin
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
*at the dispensary*
"You guys got a military discount???"
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My bedroom, my resting bitch place if you will
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Time for my quarterly struggle on whether or not to get a reduction/ top surgery
It's a high hurdle for me, not sure what it'll take for me to take the leap
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My Dog looking for a way to get my attention
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Being sick can't stop me from looking sick AF
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Been sick since last Tuesday, I'm available to cough on you if you want some more time off work 👍🏽🤒
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Making moves to pursue a lifelong dream. A super boring one, but it's mine.
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My favorite drink is something I like to call California Danger Juice, it's 3/4 soju 1/4 tepache
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It was never a phase!
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Attending my HOA meeting
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Take it from me, the hottest bitch in this crawlspace 😎
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"now by the power vested in me by the State of Delusion....."
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Sorry, you mean to tell me mascs with straps will drop down from the ceiling in case of emergency??? 🙏🏽👀
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What a Pred sees looking at me
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Guess what freak enjoyed Predator: Badlands
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Nothing hits quite like the knowledge that your friends have massive dongs
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just my luck, a Titanic survivor in the audience
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
*me, standing over you with a bat* "Can I be blunt with you?"
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
MFW when the King in Yellow tries to flood my mind with the incomprehensible knowledge of all that has been and will ever be but I wasn't paying attention
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Do Chinese men automatically gain a Beijing accent when they hit 40 or smth
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Booty shorts, but they just say are you mad at me
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why would I believe in myself, that's the dumb bitch who got us into this shit in the first place
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Can't wait to turn up like this to family functions and ruin their night with my happiness
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM