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We are now officially in a more garbage timeline than the Kelvin Timeline.

The only thing worse would be if we find ourselves needing to suddenly ponder what a god needs with a starship.

#startrek #dumpsterfire2025
I rolled initiative this morning, and year 45 is looking surprisingly good. Bring on the monsters.

Time to take down a gelatinous cube!

(Caveat: I do think we all might be rolling with disadvantage at the moment)

#dnd #nerd #birthday
Hear me out: If we "send the worst to SV jails" incl US persons but disproportionate to offenders' race, it's #DEI so an illegal initiative.

"The worst" are maj. white:

Domestic terrorists: ~75% (Brookings 2021)
Murderers: ~8k, vs ~6k Black ~5k oth/unk (FBI 2023)

That's some catch, that #catch22
I feel like we're on Alderaan and roughly 1/2 the population is like: "Sure, Sen. Palpatine says iffy stuff like 'We will build a big, beautiful Death Star' and 'I shall rule the galaxy,' but I don't like how Jedi ran the last millennium so this whole Order 66 thing is really for the best."
The ice cream place around the corner sent me an unprompted email about their new loyalty program, at 11pm, in the middle of winter. I believe I have earned a reputation, and I shall strive to live up to the expectations of my neighbors.
Ruby is on high alert for mindless drones who think diversity is an impediment to perfection. Resistance is not futile.

#cats #startrek #idic