Landscape Judger
@landscapejudger.bsky.social
pedestrian infrastructure, trying to make the Bradlee Shopping Center a cool "third place," a Quaker on Quaker Lane, Alexandria VA
PSA The Twig Thrift Store on Columbus
has some great scarves
has some great scarves
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
PSA The Twig Thrift Store on Columbus
has some great scarves
has some great scarves
Finally a breather, I can breathe out, be happy and hopeful for a moment, and attend to pressing concerns like
what lip gloss should I get
what lip gloss should I get
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Finally a breather, I can breathe out, be happy and hopeful for a moment, and attend to pressing concerns like
what lip gloss should I get
what lip gloss should I get
Thanks to the Yacht Rock "Dock"(<--- get it)umentary on HBO
in addition to being a continual fan of the Dan
I am now an Ambrosia head
in addition to being a continual fan of the Dan
I am now an Ambrosia head
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Thanks to the Yacht Rock "Dock"(<--- get it)umentary on HBO
in addition to being a continual fan of the Dan
I am now an Ambrosia head
in addition to being a continual fan of the Dan
I am now an Ambrosia head
For the 50-plus set:
where do you all go dancing?
where do you all go dancing?
November 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
For the 50-plus set:
where do you all go dancing?
where do you all go dancing?
chose your player
and why
Swings Coffee vs. Hypergoat
and why
Swings Coffee vs. Hypergoat
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
chose your player
and why
Swings Coffee vs. Hypergoat
and why
Swings Coffee vs. Hypergoat
I'm larding the holiday weekend and don't want to let it go
is Twix French toast a thing?
is Twix French toast a thing?
November 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'm larding the holiday weekend and don't want to let it go
is Twix French toast a thing?
is Twix French toast a thing?
A scene from the play, My Husband (A Gearhead) Grills Chicken
the grill
the chicken
the one thousand sensors and gauges and probes
the grill
the chicken
the one thousand sensors and gauges and probes
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A scene from the play, My Husband (A Gearhead) Grills Chicken
the grill
the chicken
the one thousand sensors and gauges and probes
the grill
the chicken
the one thousand sensors and gauges and probes
I close my eyes
I put my hand into the Halloween candy bag
I fish around
There's only one candy left...
It's a mini Almond Joy.
I put my hand into the Halloween candy bag
I fish around
There's only one candy left...
It's a mini Almond Joy.
November 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I close my eyes
I put my hand into the Halloween candy bag
I fish around
There's only one candy left...
It's a mini Almond Joy.
I put my hand into the Halloween candy bag
I fish around
There's only one candy left...
It's a mini Almond Joy.
RETVRN?
"Greek writer Athenaeus of Naucratis records in his book The Deipnosophists that, in ancient times, the Greek island of Rhodes had a custom in which children would go from door-to-door dressed as swallows, singing a song, which demanded the owners of the house to give them food"
"Greek writer Athenaeus of Naucratis records in his book The Deipnosophists that, in ancient times, the Greek island of Rhodes had a custom in which children would go from door-to-door dressed as swallows, singing a song, which demanded the owners of the house to give them food"
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
RETVRN?
"Greek writer Athenaeus of Naucratis records in his book The Deipnosophists that, in ancient times, the Greek island of Rhodes had a custom in which children would go from door-to-door dressed as swallows, singing a song, which demanded the owners of the house to give them food"
"Greek writer Athenaeus of Naucratis records in his book The Deipnosophists that, in ancient times, the Greek island of Rhodes had a custom in which children would go from door-to-door dressed as swallows, singing a song, which demanded the owners of the house to give them food"
FYI
Bring it back?
"it is only in the 2000s that saying "trick or treat" has become common in Scotland and Ireland. Prior to this, children in Ireland would commonly say "help the Halloween party" at the doors of homeowners."
Bring it back?
"it is only in the 2000s that saying "trick or treat" has become common in Scotland and Ireland. Prior to this, children in Ireland would commonly say "help the Halloween party" at the doors of homeowners."
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
FYI
Bring it back?
"it is only in the 2000s that saying "trick or treat" has become common in Scotland and Ireland. Prior to this, children in Ireland would commonly say "help the Halloween party" at the doors of homeowners."
Bring it back?
"it is only in the 2000s that saying "trick or treat" has become common in Scotland and Ireland. Prior to this, children in Ireland would commonly say "help the Halloween party" at the doors of homeowners."
Halloween chocolate candy, a simple ascending list
Kit Kat (flavor of the moment like Witches Brew Marshmallow) < Kit Kat (regular)
< Kit Kat (dark)
Kit Kat (flavor of the moment like Witches Brew Marshmallow) < Kit Kat (regular)
< Kit Kat (dark)
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Halloween chocolate candy, a simple ascending list
Kit Kat (flavor of the moment like Witches Brew Marshmallow) < Kit Kat (regular)
< Kit Kat (dark)
Kit Kat (flavor of the moment like Witches Brew Marshmallow) < Kit Kat (regular)
< Kit Kat (dark)
What's the most esoteric Kit Kat flavor you've personally had?
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What's the most esoteric Kit Kat flavor you've personally had?
Just two of my failed Halloween costumes:
*** a mushroom**** but everyone said "why, you're an umbrella!"
**** woodland nymph **** but everyone said I was a fairy, (like, waaa? they are two TOTALLY different things y'all, check your myths. Nymphs have no wings.)
*** a mushroom**** but everyone said "why, you're an umbrella!"
**** woodland nymph **** but everyone said I was a fairy, (like, waaa? they are two TOTALLY different things y'all, check your myths. Nymphs have no wings.)
October 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Just two of my failed Halloween costumes:
*** a mushroom**** but everyone said "why, you're an umbrella!"
**** woodland nymph **** but everyone said I was a fairy, (like, waaa? they are two TOTALLY different things y'all, check your myths. Nymphs have no wings.)
*** a mushroom**** but everyone said "why, you're an umbrella!"
**** woodland nymph **** but everyone said I was a fairy, (like, waaa? they are two TOTALLY different things y'all, check your myths. Nymphs have no wings.)
Daughter: a jellyfish
Husb: Snoopy
Son: Luke Skywalker
Me: ??? what Halloween costume would tie these disparate threads together?
Husb: Snoopy
Son: Luke Skywalker
Me: ??? what Halloween costume would tie these disparate threads together?
October 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Daughter: a jellyfish
Husb: Snoopy
Son: Luke Skywalker
Me: ??? what Halloween costume would tie these disparate threads together?
Husb: Snoopy
Son: Luke Skywalker
Me: ??? what Halloween costume would tie these disparate threads together?
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Need someone who is good at photoshop and logo design to make the map of the city form the crest on top of a rooster's head.
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Need someone who is good at photoshop and logo design to make the map of the city form the crest on top of a rooster's head.
Me making that third cup of coffee
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me making that third cup of coffee
How your email finds me
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
How your email finds me
College applicant daughter is making a jellyfish costume for Halloween
and instead of saying, "fun!"
I said,
"Upload and *add this as an activity* to the Common App"
my mind has been so o'ertaken by this process
and instead of saying, "fun!"
I said,
"Upload and *add this as an activity* to the Common App"
my mind has been so o'ertaken by this process
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
College applicant daughter is making a jellyfish costume for Halloween
and instead of saying, "fun!"
I said,
"Upload and *add this as an activity* to the Common App"
my mind has been so o'ertaken by this process
and instead of saying, "fun!"
I said,
"Upload and *add this as an activity* to the Common App"
my mind has been so o'ertaken by this process
Cloves
*can be as polarizing as cilantro* is something I'm learning from my family's Thanksgiving pie menu group chat
there's a real anti-cloves faction out there
*can be as polarizing as cilantro* is something I'm learning from my family's Thanksgiving pie menu group chat
there's a real anti-cloves faction out there
October 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Cloves
*can be as polarizing as cilantro* is something I'm learning from my family's Thanksgiving pie menu group chat
there's a real anti-cloves faction out there
*can be as polarizing as cilantro* is something I'm learning from my family's Thanksgiving pie menu group chat
there's a real anti-cloves faction out there
Trying to be cool
don't try
I just boasted to my college son about this new band I heard
BLIND IMPALA
don't try
I just boasted to my college son about this new band I heard
BLIND IMPALA
October 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trying to be cool
don't try
I just boasted to my college son about this new band I heard
BLIND IMPALA
don't try
I just boasted to my college son about this new band I heard
BLIND IMPALA
Season opener of Soup Season
is Italian sausage, kale, and potato soup.
is Italian sausage, kale, and potato soup.
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Season opener of Soup Season
is Italian sausage, kale, and potato soup.
is Italian sausage, kale, and potato soup.
What exactly makes Alexandria Pastry Shop so depressing?
October 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
What exactly makes Alexandria Pastry Shop so depressing?
apple crisp >>>> apple pie
change my mind
change my mind
October 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
apple crisp >>>> apple pie
change my mind
change my mind
This is how I feel when I turn on the light box
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgrJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgrJ...
Maxell Cassette Commercial, Blown Away Guy, 500 Plays, with restored sound
YouTube video by CreativeAudioWorks
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This is how I feel when I turn on the light box
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgrJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgrJ...
To those of you who are seasonally affected, when do you start using your light box?
October 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
To those of you who are seasonally affected, when do you start using your light box?