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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!)

@lancederg.bsky.social

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loves Big and Memes || 🔞 MINORS BEGONE 🔞 || 28 || icon by @bobertotter.bsky.social || DMs welcome! poke me for whatever whenever! whether to chat or whatnot DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pGDm76KRJX DO NOT DM ME TO GET ME TO COMMISSION YOU

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · Aug 18

hello chat its ya boy
the Lance
commissions've been open for a while now but i figured id update pricing, info and examples! hopefully i get people commissioning me this time haha

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Maldu @chokeylover.bsky.social · 12h

Commission work for
@branandindigo.bsky.social & @zynkolion.bsky.social

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praceph @praceph.bsky.social · Aug 18

yeah bro i looooove spelunking

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 20h

look some nice juicy Lance tits

ych by @chocosplits.bsky.social

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Regil @azsola.bsky.social · 4h

Can the front seat in the car shrink over time? Must be some sort of mechanical issue!
Finished for Tommy Blooper ^^

A heavily overweight fox sitting in a car, barely fitting between the seat and the wheel, noting his clothes teared along the seams.

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BanderSketch (Open for Commissions) @bandersketch.bsky.social · 7h

really like the outfit at the begining wanted to do a lil fanart of it!

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rei!? @rei01.bsky.social · 23h

lateish b-day gift art for @yongdasom.bsky.social

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Darck! @darckhumor.bsky.social · 20h

🎃💪Fightober Raffle
Day 12 - Staredown

Today's winner is @kass-lockheed.bsky.social !
Something's going down, but I feel like we'll all win.

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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 22h

The Criminal

Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

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Mr Kun @themrkun.bsky.social · 1d

Big 'n slick commission wip
✨🐻✨

Traditional handmade illustration of a purple - blue - beige oni bear, made with color pencils on paper. His body glistens and shines with intense highlights, making it seem like he's wet. Various color pencils are visible on the photo.

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Neo 🔜 NFC’26 🇸🇪 @neoxiii.bsky.social · 1d

Here's a frontal view of Freddy to just get a feel for that big bad wolf.

Freddy the big bad wolf in his full attire.

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KoraCat @koracat.bsky.social · 18h

tits

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BadShade @badshade.bsky.social · 23h

FINE, I'll do it myself 😤

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Bei🔞 @ahogedog.bsky.social · 1d

rub rub

an artistic crop, in color, of two size-difference cocks. the larger cock rubs between the legs and beneath the balls of a smaller character that sits perhaps on the larger character's belly. the larger character has grey and white fur as well as a lorem piercing at the base of his cock. the smaller character is colored in a generic blue.

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 20h

look some nice juicy Lance tits

ych by @chocosplits.bsky.social

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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 22h

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 1d

Damn looks like Gold got Big~ and even got a nice package to match!

wonderful YCH's by :iconrygalo: @alecalcove.bsky.social

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Garrett T. Derg @gthederg.bsky.social · 1d

Just in time for Pectober!

🎨 by
@chocosplits.bsky.social

(Reupload 'cause Blooskee murdered the image quality the first time :V)

A big green derg with big green hairy pecs

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Dymitr3 🤖🔞 @dymitr3.bsky.social · Jul 26

The Trojan horse of Emoji Movie

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❄Will❄ @willeternal.bsky.social · 1d

Commission for @ceruli3n.bsky.social

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ToothyDino @toothydino.bsky.social · 3d

That’s no moon…that’s the world’s biggest, puffiest, fluffiest BLIMP!! He just keeps swelling and swelling and swelling, with no signs of stopping! But this wolf’s having a 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏! Just lookit that big ol smile! 🐺🎈💨

Blob Face Icon for @awolfwithhorns.bsky.social

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Peel🔞ut561 @peelout561.bsky.social · 1d

Ref sheet comm for @primalgroudon.pmd.social! Thanks again!

A ref sheet for the client's Groudon, Landon.

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pochiimochii.bsky.social @pochiimochii.bsky.social · 1d

commission for @primalgroudon.pmd.social

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Bloonderg Lance (DMs open!!) @lancederg.bsky.social · 1d

Damn looks like Gold got Big~ and even got a nice package to match!

wonderful YCH's by :iconrygalo: @alecalcove.bsky.social

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Just Call Me Lynn @basicartist1983.bsky.social · 1d

Something something designed with gamers in mind or whatever

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Brent @asure.bsky.social · 2d

I love Maero and his big juicy tits- they're so comfortable. He makes me feel so small and so safe.

Artwork by Grumpyfloof on FA

@maero.bsky.social and his big tits.

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