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LanX68k
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stoner dragon. i post when i feel like it.

🏳️‍⚧️ they/she, 31
how operating systems must feel when you plug in a charger and they go "Plugged in, not charging"
December 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i hate how youtube's algorithm works. i'll look up the soundtrack to a game for literally one or two songs and all of the sudden it's like "Wow! You seem really interested in this game! Would you like half of your recommended to be about that game only for the next six months?" like oh my god, stop.
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
it looks like people online are beginning to realize that we don't need constant attention and validation from random strangers for every little thing we do in our private lives, and i really like that. i'm old enough to remember what the world was like before social media and FUCK do i miss it.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
RAM IS $400 FOR A 32GB KIT AND I'M STILL USING DDR4 RAM (ALSO A 32GB KIT)
December 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
me when i incorrectly guess the punchline to a joke/meme
buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet and looking at the camera in a blurry photo .
ALT: buzz lightyear from toy story is wearing a helmet and looking at the camera in a blurry photo .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
love how saying you prefer playing FPS games against bots can get you the same reactions as admitting to being a sex offender. what a wonderful little world we live in.
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
neurotypicals get soooooo mad when you tell them you're still dependent on family for various things at any age above like, 12. like i'm sorry i have the worst autism & anxiety issues ever recorded in human history and can't do anything even remotely as well as you can. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
please... no... i'm not ready for christmas... how is it almost christmas already...
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i think i like regular racing games more than kart racers as evident by the fact that i despite playing mario kart nowadays, but seem to really enjoy the forza horizon series.
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
me: "i don't wanna play MMOs anymore, they take up too much of my time away from all the good singleplayer games."

also me: "man, i really wanna play FFXI again."
October 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
it sucks when all of your friends and favorite youtubers can't even hear or see the word "pokemon" without going on tirades about graphics, difficulty, sales figures, revenue, etc... and all you can do is say nothing because you've loved pokemon all your life and therefore, aren't a real gamer.
October 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
me talking about my favorite games vs. me actually playing them
September 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
actually, gender is tied to a signed 32-bit integer, so there are exactly 2,147,483,647 genders, possibly way more should IRL receive a 64-bit client update sometime in the future.
September 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
you ever take the fattest rip of some mary wanda and see this message flash in your head
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
for the first time in my 31 years of living, i managed to get intoxicated from alcohol consumption at a furry convention this weekend. i'm a fatass, so three shots does nothing, but like six of them seem to get me rolling.
September 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
💛💙
August 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
August 29, 2025 at 5:47 AM
i finally beat randomized ocarina of time
August 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
August 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
if starting zelda randomizer runs and never finishing them was a job, i'd be rich as shit
August 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
another oot randomizer run (out of dozens i've given up so far because i greatly overestimate my skill at this game) starting out great
August 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the chrono trigger OST poorly-emulated through zsnes
What song coming out of these?
August 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Timmy Turner
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
there should be an album that's like one of those haunted house ambient CDs but it's just a 2-hour recording of a packed team fortress 2 server
August 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"i asked chatgpt"

i asked toon link
July 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM