Lana Honey Smith • LA • NYC
@lanahs.bsky.social
STEM pro, dreamy darling, very unique companionship.
Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now?
http://allmylinks.com/lanahs
Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now?
http://allmylinks.com/lanahs
Pinned
tour updates:
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
If you haven’t joined my tg channel for unhinged daily thoughts and interesting almost daily pictures you won’t find here, on Twitter, or ig, you’re missing out 😘
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you haven’t joined my tg channel for unhinged daily thoughts and interesting almost daily pictures you won’t find here, on Twitter, or ig, you’re missing out 😘
pov twitter
a dirt road with a blue sky in the background and a gif from gifbin.com
ALT: a dirt road with a blue sky in the background and a gif from gifbin.com
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
pov twitter
just got invited to Denver to a friend’s graduation. Available dates Dec 19-20, 2 hr minimum, extremely limited availability, but please reach out if you’re interested 💖
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
just got invited to Denver to a friend’s graduation. Available dates Dec 19-20, 2 hr minimum, extremely limited availability, but please reach out if you’re interested 💖
tour updates:
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
tour updates:
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
I need the Bluesky team to put me on their team as a software engineer to fix this algorithm. Its parameters for displaying posts is too tight yet too irrelevant. Fixing how timeline and posts display would elevate this app immediately. Put me in coach 😘
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I need the Bluesky team to put me on their team as a software engineer to fix this algorithm. Its parameters for displaying posts is too tight yet too irrelevant. Fixing how timeline and posts display would elevate this app immediately. Put me in coach 😘
can clients react to this post if you’ve found providers here first then went to their ads?
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
can clients react to this post if you’ve found providers here first then went to their ads?
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
I have an IG and TG now where I post almost daily, especially since twitter’s new auto moderation is so sus. You can find the links in my bio 💖
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have an IG and TG now where I post almost daily, especially since twitter’s new auto moderation is so sus. You can find the links in my bio 💖
touring schedule:
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
touring schedule:
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
picture to accompany the multifaceted princess post below 💖😌
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
picture to accompany the multifaceted princess post below 💖😌
I wrote my first substack today about being able to hold the truths between classic gfe and kinky gfe. It’s possible and here’s how 🥞
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
The Safe Word is Curiosity
equal parts confession, exploration, and reassurance to anyone who has ever wondered if being "vanilla" or "kinky" is a reflection of who they are.
lanahs.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I wrote my first substack today about being able to hold the truths between classic gfe and kinky gfe. It’s possible and here’s how 🥞
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
still waiting for my first bsky booking. is it you? 😈
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
still waiting for my first bsky booking. is it you? 😈
still testing 😈🖤
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
still testing 😈🖤
twt doesn’t like this one so I’ll bring it here to see what happens 😈
updated tour dates on my website now
updated tour dates on my website now
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
twt doesn’t like this one so I’ll bring it here to see what happens 😈
updated tour dates on my website now
updated tour dates on my website now
touring PHX, SLC, CHI, SF, LV in the next 4 weeks. See website for more details. Can’t wait to see you there
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
touring PHX, SLC, CHI, SF, LV in the next 4 weeks. See website for more details. Can’t wait to see you there
I did it. Surgery done yesterday. Final iteration Barbie (for now) has arrived
July 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I did it. Surgery done yesterday. Final iteration Barbie (for now) has arrived
“all the pretty girls walk like this this this this this”
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk
July 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“all the pretty girls walk like this this this this this”
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk
“i don’t like your tattoos”
god forbid a girl collects art
god forbid a girl collects art
June 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“i don’t like your tattoos”
god forbid a girl collects art
god forbid a girl collects art
last call for booking until Aug
June 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
last call for booking until Aug
baddie posting pause for a fact check
LA isn’t burning
LA is ~500 sq mi big
(for scale NYC is ~475 sq mi)
DTLA is ~5 sq mi
no building fires
burning looks like what happened in jan
hope this helps
LA isn’t burning
LA is ~500 sq mi big
(for scale NYC is ~475 sq mi)
DTLA is ~5 sq mi
no building fires
burning looks like what happened in jan
hope this helps
June 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
baddie posting pause for a fact check
LA isn’t burning
LA is ~500 sq mi big
(for scale NYC is ~475 sq mi)
DTLA is ~5 sq mi
no building fires
burning looks like what happened in jan
hope this helps
LA isn’t burning
LA is ~500 sq mi big
(for scale NYC is ~475 sq mi)
DTLA is ~5 sq mi
no building fires
burning looks like what happened in jan
hope this helps
feisty on the streets, fantasy in the sheets
(my LA motto right now)
(my LA motto right now)
June 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
feisty on the streets, fantasy in the sheets
(my LA motto right now)
(my LA motto right now)
I’m begging for this app to overtake twitter
But the censorship for spicyw here is also very real
Trying to figure out where we belong is a forever project
Just let us sell ✨ in peace
But the censorship for spicyw here is also very real
Trying to figure out where we belong is a forever project
Just let us sell ✨ in peace
June 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I’m begging for this app to overtake twitter
But the censorship for spicyw here is also very real
Trying to figure out where we belong is a forever project
Just let us sell ✨ in peace
But the censorship for spicyw here is also very real
Trying to figure out where we belong is a forever project
Just let us sell ✨ in peace
happy pride month from your favorite resident bi
May 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
happy pride month from your favorite resident bi
a few days ago, I posted a thread on Twitter about Tryst needing to hire sex workers who are also software engineers (or adjacent) because their site is completely missing that perspective now, but in no way did I disrespect Tryst. Just told them I’m available and interested in being hired
1/3
1/3
May 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
a few days ago, I posted a thread on Twitter about Tryst needing to hire sex workers who are also software engineers (or adjacent) because their site is completely missing that perspective now, but in no way did I disrespect Tryst. Just told them I’m available and interested in being hired
1/3
1/3
providers:
have you booked anyone from BS that doesn’t already follow you on Twitter? 👀
have you booked anyone from BS that doesn’t already follow you on Twitter? 👀
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
providers:
have you booked anyone from BS that doesn’t already follow you on Twitter? 👀
have you booked anyone from BS that doesn’t already follow you on Twitter? 👀
tours:
may 🌺
CHI 11-12
BOS 19-20
LV 21-22
jun 🌸
DEN 1-2
PHX 5-6
SF / SJ 16-17
• duos available in most of these cities
• going on second surgery (reconstruction phase) hiatus in early July so book now or hold your peace until mid Aug
may 🌺
CHI 11-12
BOS 19-20
LV 21-22
jun 🌸
DEN 1-2
PHX 5-6
SF / SJ 16-17
• duos available in most of these cities
• going on second surgery (reconstruction phase) hiatus in early July so book now or hold your peace until mid Aug
May 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
tours:
may 🌺
CHI 11-12
BOS 19-20
LV 21-22
jun 🌸
DEN 1-2
PHX 5-6
SF / SJ 16-17
• duos available in most of these cities
• going on second surgery (reconstruction phase) hiatus in early July so book now or hold your peace until mid Aug
may 🌺
CHI 11-12
BOS 19-20
LV 21-22
jun 🌸
DEN 1-2
PHX 5-6
SF / SJ 16-17
• duos available in most of these cities
• going on second surgery (reconstruction phase) hiatus in early July so book now or hold your peace until mid Aug