Theo Lamb
@lambocalypse.bsky.social
Artist. Butch they/them lesbian. 35. Obsessed with The Locked Tomb, my gf, and being a hater to my country.
I leaned over KC on the couch to kiss them and they're too busy scrolling through photos of Matt Mercer to kiss me. Lmao wtf
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I leaned over KC on the couch to kiss them and they're too busy scrolling through photos of Matt Mercer to kiss me. Lmao wtf
Some Lumity just because I can.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Some Lumity just because I can.
November 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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May the right fire burn within me.
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
May the right fire burn within me.
Harrowhark Nonagesimus and her cavalier Ortus Nigenad.
August 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Harrowhark Nonagesimus and her cavalier Ortus Nigenad.
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I really need to name these lesbian losers. I have a story idea and a world. They have backstories. But no names. I'm so bad at names.
July 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I really need to name these lesbian losers. I have a story idea and a world. They have backstories. But no names. I'm so bad at names.
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July 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
The goal is to work on art again and mostly use this account for posting art and sharing posts from others so I made a separate account to yap on. @lambcelot.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The goal is to work on art again and mostly use this account for posting art and sharing posts from others so I made a separate account to yap on. @lambcelot.bsky.social
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If you wanna be pokego buddies heres my code
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If youre a friend and want to be pokego buddies to throw gifts at eachother once in awhile let me know ill give you my code.
July 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If you wanna be pokego buddies heres my code
238509477439
238509477439
"If they work, then they'll get set free."
This sounds so strangely familiar. As if there was a sign outside of a camp somewhere that said something similar in German. Huh. Weird.
This sounds so strangely familiar. As if there was a sign outside of a camp somewhere that said something similar in German. Huh. Weird.
July 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"If they work, then they'll get set free."
This sounds so strangely familiar. As if there was a sign outside of a camp somewhere that said something similar in German. Huh. Weird.
This sounds so strangely familiar. As if there was a sign outside of a camp somewhere that said something similar in German. Huh. Weird.
You like "Your Idol" because you like boys. I like "Your Idol" because I have religious trauma that led me to loving religious imagery in non-religious media. We are not the same.
July 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You like "Your Idol" because you like boys. I like "Your Idol" because I have religious trauma that led me to loving religious imagery in non-religious media. We are not the same.
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I don't know if I have it in me to keep going if I'm about to be even more of a burden on everyone around me.
July 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I don't know if I have it in me to keep going if I'm about to be even more of a burden on everyone around me.
Queer discourse? Try some queer intercourse. That should clear it right up.
June 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Queer discourse? Try some queer intercourse. That should clear it right up.
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None of us are free until *all* of us are free ✨
June 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
None of us are free until *all* of us are free ✨
I need someone to invent eye drops that don't involve me putting drops of liquid into my eyes.
"But Theo, that's what - "
I said what I said.
"But Theo, that's what - "
I said what I said.
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I need someone to invent eye drops that don't involve me putting drops of liquid into my eyes.
"But Theo, that's what - "
I said what I said.
"But Theo, that's what - "
I said what I said.
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the main difference between me in my 30s and in my 20s is that now that when i type out a reply 90% of the time i delete it instead of posting
June 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
the main difference between me in my 30s and in my 20s is that now that when i type out a reply 90% of the time i delete it instead of posting
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150 and I should be set. Anything helps.
June 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
150 and I should be set. Anything helps.
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"Bluesky is dying" "Bluesky is an echo chamber" "Bluesky is full of hateful leftists who scolded me"
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
June 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"Bluesky is dying" "Bluesky is an echo chamber" "Bluesky is full of hateful leftists who scolded me"
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
Grow the fuck up and get a sexual crush on a weird cartoon or video game character like the rest of us and you'll get better results out of this place
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Boards from plane fight #kpopdemonhunters
June 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Boards from plane fight #kpopdemonhunters
I don't need lesbians to be in a piece of media but I do believe they make everything better.
So, if I pretend a boy is a lesbian it's for me.
(Yes this is about the kpop demon hunters movie)
So, if I pretend a boy is a lesbian it's for me.
(Yes this is about the kpop demon hunters movie)
June 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I don't need lesbians to be in a piece of media but I do believe they make everything better.
So, if I pretend a boy is a lesbian it's for me.
(Yes this is about the kpop demon hunters movie)
So, if I pretend a boy is a lesbian it's for me.
(Yes this is about the kpop demon hunters movie)
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When I was young I read any book about the Holocaust that I could get my hands. I was always ashamed of this desire to make sense of great evil.
Today I am thankful. I am thankful because I could be some idiot saying something stupid like "Anne Frank wasn't scared of being deported."
Today I am thankful. I am thankful because I could be some idiot saying something stupid like "Anne Frank wasn't scared of being deported."
June 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When I was young I read any book about the Holocaust that I could get my hands. I was always ashamed of this desire to make sense of great evil.
Today I am thankful. I am thankful because I could be some idiot saying something stupid like "Anne Frank wasn't scared of being deported."
Today I am thankful. I am thankful because I could be some idiot saying something stupid like "Anne Frank wasn't scared of being deported."