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Lain

@lainvhare.bsky.social

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michigan-based queer nonbinary writer of queer romance, silly little guy, tattoo shop receptionist, hockey shit poster (Canes, Rangers, & goalies), Furby enthusiast 🔗 https://instagram.com/lainvhare 🔗 https://instagram.com/garlicfurb

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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 1d

this guy contacted us for a tattoo and the reference images he sent are all AI and i stg even his tattoo request message itself is AI. i don’t like this reality we’re in.

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 2d

i was watching a pirated stream of the Canes game last night & i fell asleep for the last period. when i woke up there was an interview happening & for some reason the voices were like slow motion & warped & it was so disorienting 🥴

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 2d

“Minnesota’s come hard here.”

damn are they allowed to do that with everyone watching that’s crazy

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 2d

okayyy consider me very interested

Katherine McIntyre @katherinemcintyre.bsky.social · 2d

Only two weeks left...

💙Monster Found Families
🖤Beauty and the Beast Retelling
💙Knotting, Library scene with SPICE, Size Difference

One lonely demon. One curious librarian. One tale twisted by time…

Pre-order your copy now:

mybook.to/ThornandSpire

#monsterfucker #mmromance #booksky

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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 3d

treat yo self!!!

Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat

It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros!

#flatcircle #time

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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 2d

the Rangers are playing the Wild & it’s funny ‘cause i went to high school
with a Jared Spurgeon but he grew up to be a mens rights activist loser who didn’t want his half Black daughter to see a therapist who had a BLM sticker on her door 🥴

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Fear Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 4d

I wasn’t exaggerating it rules so hard

Pin from today’s No Kings protest showing Barney and Friends and the phrase “Join Antifa”

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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 4d

checking my phone all Canes game during a wedding and tbh worth it

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 5d

bonkers to go to the doctor for affirmation that you’re becoming a muscle mommy but we all do silly things sometimes.

(note: i no longer identify as muscular or a mommy.)

a man in a suit and white shirt is standing in front of a map .

Alt: tony perkis played by Ben Stiller in Heavywrights. he’s wearing a suit and he’s captioned as saying “can you smell it”

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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 5d

on this day 6 years ago, i went to the doctor thinking something was wrong with me, but it turned out i just had abdominal muscles that were visible for the first time in my life.

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 6d

my gen-z coworker showed me how to do something on the work ipad that i had no clue you could do.
it’s over for me.
i held on as long as i could
but i am now Old.

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 6d

GOALIE FIGHT?????

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Jaws Stone - Horrortober King @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 7d

No Kings, No Masters
2025

An illustration of a dark haired man with his back turned to the viewer. He's smoking a cigarette and wearing a leather jacket full of activist slogans, queer flags, patches etc.

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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 7d

it does depend on the magazine/contest. some don’t consider a personal blog or social media as previously published & some do. posting on something like wattpad WOULD typically be considered previously published. i generally play it safe with anything i plan to submit & keep it off the internet.

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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 8d

for those just joining me, i dont really shitpost anymore. now i make funky ceramic guys and keep to myself

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Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 9d

i do think there should be a post office for people who know how to use a post office and a separate post office for The Others

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 9d

he could fit inside that suitcase tho

logan stankoven with rolling luggage. it is large. he is small.

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 12d

really into writing about brothers/brotherhood & not talking to my own brother

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 14d

tbh i’m not really a huge horror movie fan (but there are some i do love!) but their characters have been fun to make as Furbys with Halloween coming up.

here are two i finished in the past week: Billy the puppet from Saw and Beetlejuice AKA Beetlefurb.

they’re up for adoption: garlicfurb.etsy.com

a 1998 McFurby toy that has been custom painted to look like Billy the puppet / Jigsaw from Saw. there is a photo filter that makes it look like the photo is from a VHS tape.

the Beetlejuice movie cover’s night sky, moon, and hill remade with Canva clipart, but instead of the house and main characters, there is a 1998 McFurby painted green, black, and off-white to look like Beetlejuice. There is moss attached to his face and ears. The title above says “Beetlefurb”

a side view of Beetlefurb that shows his lime green mane and tail, and that his back is painted black and white vertical striped

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 14d

i’m having a rough day but silver linings: there is Canes hockey tonight

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 17d

i made a new profile pic for my furby insta. procreate is good at making it look like i know what i’m doing 🧄

on a pale green background is a digital
painting of a garlic bulb that has a Furby face on it. the furby also has pale green eyes and there are little swoopy accent designs around the garlicfurb in green, pink, and orange.

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 20d

i just took my phone out of my pants pocket at my work desk & my weed pen came out with it & fell onto the floor & it reminded me of the PWHL game i attended in Detroit where i reached into my jacket pocket for my phone & a tampon came out with it & flew thru the air to land a couple feet away.

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 20d

😭

Lain @lainvhare.bsky.social · 20d

to me……Matthew Tkachuk is like when you’re excited to hang out with your friend (NHL) but then she says her fuck ass boyfriend (Matthew) is coming along and you’re like ok…i mean sure, i still like my friend (hockey) but now there’s this guy here and she really wants me to like him for some reason??

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · Sep 18

Whatever you do, please don’t stop reading.

Read for joy. Read for education. Read for resistance. Read banned books. Read books by marginalized authors. Read about experiences that differ from your own.

Just. Keep. Reading.

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