Lagarta
@lagarto.bsky.social
Big momma gator ΘΔ🐊 poly/pan Fast is best speed 🚲🏍️🏊🚵🎿⛷️💚🐾 ⚙️GEAR BUILDER⚙️ Dominatrix & vegetarian chef LagartoGear.com
Gourmet low fat popcorn :
Air popped in a microwave silicone popping pot, no oil
Put popped corn in a bowl and spray it down with olive oil cooking spray, add salt, msg, and dill
Air popped in a microwave silicone popping pot, no oil
Put popped corn in a bowl and spray it down with olive oil cooking spray, add salt, msg, and dill
July 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Gourmet low fat popcorn :
Air popped in a microwave silicone popping pot, no oil
Put popped corn in a bowl and spray it down with olive oil cooking spray, add salt, msg, and dill
Air popped in a microwave silicone popping pot, no oil
Put popped corn in a bowl and spray it down with olive oil cooking spray, add salt, msg, and dill
Fruit salad... Needs more honeydew
July 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fruit salad... Needs more honeydew
Chronic depression leads to iconic presentation
Chana Masala, from scratch by @echowolf.bsky.social, with a little bit of sous-cheffing by Lagarta
Chana Masala, from scratch by @echowolf.bsky.social, with a little bit of sous-cheffing by Lagarta
July 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Chronic depression leads to iconic presentation
Chana Masala, from scratch by @echowolf.bsky.social, with a little bit of sous-cheffing by Lagarta
Chana Masala, from scratch by @echowolf.bsky.social, with a little bit of sous-cheffing by Lagarta
True Szechuan, sauce by @echowolf.bsky.social ,vegetable, tofu, and rice by Lagarta
Ma Po Tofu style, vegan
YOUR TONGUE WILL TINGLE, but it's not spicy. The feeling is other worldly!
Ma Po Tofu style, vegan
YOUR TONGUE WILL TINGLE, but it's not spicy. The feeling is other worldly!
July 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
True Szechuan, sauce by @echowolf.bsky.social ,vegetable, tofu, and rice by Lagarta
Ma Po Tofu style, vegan
YOUR TONGUE WILL TINGLE, but it's not spicy. The feeling is other worldly!
Ma Po Tofu style, vegan
YOUR TONGUE WILL TINGLE, but it's not spicy. The feeling is other worldly!
Movie you've watched more than 6x using a gif (post what you want)
July 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Movie you've watched more than 6x using a gif (post what you want)
Japanese curry with a Szechuan style tofu thrown in at the end, it barely needs to cook, basically just Cube it up and throw it in. When it's hot it's ready to serve. So good this way!
July 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Japanese curry with a Szechuan style tofu thrown in at the end, it barely needs to cook, basically just Cube it up and throw it in. When it's hot it's ready to serve. So good this way!
Roasted jalapeño, roasted tomatillo, roasted garlic, green chili, cilantro
And when you have the end of the bag of Costco restaurant style lime tortilla chips, you crunch them up and eat it like breakfast cereal
And when you have the end of the bag of Costco restaurant style lime tortilla chips, you crunch them up and eat it like breakfast cereal
June 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Roasted jalapeño, roasted tomatillo, roasted garlic, green chili, cilantro
And when you have the end of the bag of Costco restaurant style lime tortilla chips, you crunch them up and eat it like breakfast cereal
And when you have the end of the bag of Costco restaurant style lime tortilla chips, you crunch them up and eat it like breakfast cereal
Stuffed bell peppers:
Filled with my special recipe spicy Spanish rice and Oaxaca shredded cheese
Next time I make these I'm going to use a sauce and top them with cheese too. This is just V1.0
Filled with my special recipe spicy Spanish rice and Oaxaca shredded cheese
Next time I make these I'm going to use a sauce and top them with cheese too. This is just V1.0
June 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Stuffed bell peppers:
Filled with my special recipe spicy Spanish rice and Oaxaca shredded cheese
Next time I make these I'm going to use a sauce and top them with cheese too. This is just V1.0
Filled with my special recipe spicy Spanish rice and Oaxaca shredded cheese
Next time I make these I'm going to use a sauce and top them with cheese too. This is just V1.0
Bahn Mi inspired (Vietnamese):
If you go to a banh mi place and get the veggie, they will put no cheese. Some just do vegetables, others add thin sliced cooked tofu that's pretty awful. I like cheese on my sandwich, here is my compromise, with their same vegetables - and on whole grain French loaf.
If you go to a banh mi place and get the veggie, they will put no cheese. Some just do vegetables, others add thin sliced cooked tofu that's pretty awful. I like cheese on my sandwich, here is my compromise, with their same vegetables - and on whole grain French loaf.
May 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Bahn Mi inspired (Vietnamese):
If you go to a banh mi place and get the veggie, they will put no cheese. Some just do vegetables, others add thin sliced cooked tofu that's pretty awful. I like cheese on my sandwich, here is my compromise, with their same vegetables - and on whole grain French loaf.
If you go to a banh mi place and get the veggie, they will put no cheese. Some just do vegetables, others add thin sliced cooked tofu that's pretty awful. I like cheese on my sandwich, here is my compromise, with their same vegetables - and on whole grain French loaf.
My girl wanted some Fettuccine Alfredo, I made Linguine Alfredo (from scratch) because I don't like the super wide noodles.
Because I like it healthy I sauteed some broccoli and onion, and put all that at the bottom of my bowl.
Cream, hard parmesan, butter... it's like mac and cheese but elevated!
Because I like it healthy I sauteed some broccoli and onion, and put all that at the bottom of my bowl.
Cream, hard parmesan, butter... it's like mac and cheese but elevated!
May 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
My girl wanted some Fettuccine Alfredo, I made Linguine Alfredo (from scratch) because I don't like the super wide noodles.
Because I like it healthy I sauteed some broccoli and onion, and put all that at the bottom of my bowl.
Cream, hard parmesan, butter... it's like mac and cheese but elevated!
Because I like it healthy I sauteed some broccoli and onion, and put all that at the bottom of my bowl.
Cream, hard parmesan, butter... it's like mac and cheese but elevated!
I wanted potato and I wanted vegetable so I tried to figure out the best way to do that. The answer? Home fries with kitchen sink spices. That's 11 different herbs spices and seasonings. See photo for details. Wok sauteed broccoli, diced onion, precooked potato <cubed> topped with cheese at the end.
May 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I wanted potato and I wanted vegetable so I tried to figure out the best way to do that. The answer? Home fries with kitchen sink spices. That's 11 different herbs spices and seasonings. See photo for details. Wok sauteed broccoli, diced onion, precooked potato <cubed> topped with cheese at the end.
I have posted my margarita recipe before but this is elevated. We had some drinks served at Breckenridge with Tajin on the rim and I thought that was pretty amazing. My lioness loves it and insists we do this instead of salt.
1:1:1 decent tequila, Hiram Walker triple sec, fresh squeezed lime juice
1:1:1 decent tequila, Hiram Walker triple sec, fresh squeezed lime juice
May 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I have posted my margarita recipe before but this is elevated. We had some drinks served at Breckenridge with Tajin on the rim and I thought that was pretty amazing. My lioness loves it and insists we do this instead of salt.
1:1:1 decent tequila, Hiram Walker triple sec, fresh squeezed lime juice
1:1:1 decent tequila, Hiram Walker triple sec, fresh squeezed lime juice
Thai garlic and chili sauce from scratch by @echowolf.bsky.social
Sauteed tofu in sesame oil with salt and pepper, broccoli pan-fried on the second half over brown jasmine rice
Sauteed tofu in sesame oil with salt and pepper, broccoli pan-fried on the second half over brown jasmine rice
April 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Thai garlic and chili sauce from scratch by @echowolf.bsky.social
Sauteed tofu in sesame oil with salt and pepper, broccoli pan-fried on the second half over brown jasmine rice
Sauteed tofu in sesame oil with salt and pepper, broccoli pan-fried on the second half over brown jasmine rice
French bread pizza with sauce from scratch, topped with provolone and broiled at 400° in a toaster oven. The French loaves are from Walmart, they cost $1 each
Peasant food, elevated
Peasant food, elevated
April 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
French bread pizza with sauce from scratch, topped with provolone and broiled at 400° in a toaster oven. The French loaves are from Walmart, they cost $1 each
Peasant food, elevated
Peasant food, elevated
Beanaroni and Cheese:
(with chopped spinach)
Black beans, Spanish rice or white rice, spinach, pepper jack cheese, cheddar cheese. Add Cholula and chipotle Tabasco after heating up. Optional: serve with chips
(with chopped spinach)
Black beans, Spanish rice or white rice, spinach, pepper jack cheese, cheddar cheese. Add Cholula and chipotle Tabasco after heating up. Optional: serve with chips
April 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Beanaroni and Cheese:
(with chopped spinach)
Black beans, Spanish rice or white rice, spinach, pepper jack cheese, cheddar cheese. Add Cholula and chipotle Tabasco after heating up. Optional: serve with chips
(with chopped spinach)
Black beans, Spanish rice or white rice, spinach, pepper jack cheese, cheddar cheese. Add Cholula and chipotle Tabasco after heating up. Optional: serve with chips
Lagarto Vegan Chili
Celery, carrots, onions, kidney beans, black beans, pinto beans, tofu mashed like ground beef, blended whole smoked chipotle peppers in sauce, diced jalapenos, garlic, petite diced tomatoes.
SPICY A-F (8.5/10)
Celery, carrots, onions, kidney beans, black beans, pinto beans, tofu mashed like ground beef, blended whole smoked chipotle peppers in sauce, diced jalapenos, garlic, petite diced tomatoes.
SPICY A-F (8.5/10)
April 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Lagarto Vegan Chili
Celery, carrots, onions, kidney beans, black beans, pinto beans, tofu mashed like ground beef, blended whole smoked chipotle peppers in sauce, diced jalapenos, garlic, petite diced tomatoes.
SPICY A-F (8.5/10)
Celery, carrots, onions, kidney beans, black beans, pinto beans, tofu mashed like ground beef, blended whole smoked chipotle peppers in sauce, diced jalapenos, garlic, petite diced tomatoes.
SPICY A-F (8.5/10)
Baked potato: cubed then topped with melted cheddar, seasoned with chopped chives, crushed red pepper, facos, black pepper, msg, salt, granulated onion, granulated garlic, and sour cream
April 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Baked potato: cubed then topped with melted cheddar, seasoned with chopped chives, crushed red pepper, facos, black pepper, msg, salt, granulated onion, granulated garlic, and sour cream
Whole grain pizza, one is pepperoni half half with veggie that includes jalapeno and red onion, the other is my standard spinach and tapenada for the vegetarian gator
I make both of the whole grain dough and sauce from scratch
I make both of the whole grain dough and sauce from scratch
April 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Whole grain pizza, one is pepperoni half half with veggie that includes jalapeno and red onion, the other is my standard spinach and tapenada for the vegetarian gator
I make both of the whole grain dough and sauce from scratch
I make both of the whole grain dough and sauce from scratch
Soy ginger stir fry:
Edamame, red bell pepper, soybean sprouts, carrot, Jasmine rice
Edamame, red bell pepper, soybean sprouts, carrot, Jasmine rice
April 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Soy ginger stir fry:
Edamame, red bell pepper, soybean sprouts, carrot, Jasmine rice
Edamame, red bell pepper, soybean sprouts, carrot, Jasmine rice
Soy ginger asparagus, carrot, and rice for 2, with margaritas
February 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Soy ginger asparagus, carrot, and rice for 2, with margaritas
Chana Masala (Himalayan)
SUPER COMPLEX spice blend and clarified butter (ghee)
Made by my soul mate @echowolf.bsky.social
SUPER COMPLEX spice blend and clarified butter (ghee)
Made by my soul mate @echowolf.bsky.social
January 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Chana Masala (Himalayan)
SUPER COMPLEX spice blend and clarified butter (ghee)
Made by my soul mate @echowolf.bsky.social
SUPER COMPLEX spice blend and clarified butter (ghee)
Made by my soul mate @echowolf.bsky.social
Bok choy are so gentle I sauteed them in a pan for 2 minutes with soy sauce, Sesame oil, and some minced garlic. I put them on top of my stir fry. If I put them in the stir fry they would have just been destroyed.
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bok choy are so gentle I sauteed them in a pan for 2 minutes with soy sauce, Sesame oil, and some minced garlic. I put them on top of my stir fry. If I put them in the stir fry they would have just been destroyed.
My *traditional Thanksgiving vegetarian lasagna*, one month late
*(my tradition)
*(my tradition)
December 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
My *traditional Thanksgiving vegetarian lasagna*, one month late
*(my tradition)
*(my tradition)
That's my new combo, half Alfredo pizza half spinach tapenade pizza with red sauce
Alternating bites on each is divine
Alternating bites on each is divine
December 14, 2024 at 2:06 AM
That's my new combo, half Alfredo pizza half spinach tapenade pizza with red sauce
Alternating bites on each is divine
Alternating bites on each is divine
All from scratch, including the sauces. The pepperoni and the Alfredo are both on white flour, the spinach tapenade is on whole grain flour dough. My pizza game is getting really strong. I could open a restaurant and do better quality than 9 out of 10 companies selling pies right now.
December 14, 2024 at 2:03 AM
All from scratch, including the sauces. The pepperoni and the Alfredo are both on white flour, the spinach tapenade is on whole grain flour dough. My pizza game is getting really strong. I could open a restaurant and do better quality than 9 out of 10 companies selling pies right now.