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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 28m

people who do awful things to children deserve to be turned into shark chum

#sa #csa #evilpeople #pureevil #evil

Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 10h

I don't wish rape upon anyone but he would not be fucking saying that in prison

Ed Hirsch @edhirsch.bsky.social · 12h

bsky.app/profile/edhi...

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 10h

I'm sorry, was that one guy wearing a kevlar vest with no shirt on beneath it? they sure ain't picking the sharpest tools, are they?

"I'm gonna beat your car with a stick till you comply!"

Xennial Farmer @xennialfarmer.bsky.social · 1d

Whatever immunity they think they have will not save them.

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 10h

hey, you pro-lifer MAGAs, you cool with this?

oh right, you don't care about actual babies, just embryos

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12h

The ICE GOONS attempted to murder a baby by hurling a gas canister at it.

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 10h

Mike Johnson is squirrely little bitch, pass it on

#swearherin #mikejohnsoncoward #mikejohnsonisabitch

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 11h

you know how easy it is not commit human rights violations?

I'm doing it right now, taking a gnarly shit, instead of doing fascist shit!

It's so easy!

#dontdoit #humanrights #stopit #fascism

Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 11h

that coward will probably try to sneak out of a window

Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 14h

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 11h

bitch, you had a choice to vote against that fucking bill and you didnt! you dont get to complain now!

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12h

Wait one damn minute‼️

I know Lisa Murkowski isn’t up on her high horse talking about the lack of trust between Republicans and Democrats after she cast the deciding “Yes” on the so-called One Big Beautiful Bill and slipped in backroom deals for Alaska.

She’s part of the problem & needs to own it!

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 11h

"they detained the parents of a Marine"

will be the answer when brass asks why those ICE Nazis are found black and blue in an alley

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 21h

Marine's parents kidnapped at camp
Pendleton

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 11h

LOL LOL LOL LOL

TIME, GO OFF

TRUMP'S NECK PUSSY IS ON THE NOVEMBER COVER

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

#trumpneckpussy #pussyneck #lol #timemagazine

Trump bemoans his Time magazine cover. ‘The picture may be the Worst of All Time’

President Donald Trump appeared on the cover of Time magazine. But he did not like how the picture came out, taking to Truth Social to criticize it.

www.usatoday.com

Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 13h

if you still support the Trumpian GOP Republican Party, you support this shit

#youngrepublicans #racism #gop #neonazis

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 13h

I only feel sorry for a Neo Nazi's wife who lost their fascist POS husband in the way you feel sorry for women who choose shitty, dictatorial men over their own self-interests.

Like...imagine giving up your name to be Mrs. Charlie Kirk. Ew.

#iaintmourning #gfypete #petekegbreath

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 17h

look at this absolute goober

he was chirping at birds and got eepy

oh, to be a cat

#cats #catsofbluesky #sleepyboy

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Mark Twine @majordisgust.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a scam going around via email and text stating the IRS is giving stimulus checks to all citizens this fall. Supposedly $1,072 dollar checks or direct deposits are to start going out this month.

ITS A SCAM! Don’t answer emails or texts purporting to be real.

There are no stimulus checks

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 1d

there is an #apple in the potato bowl

yes, we have a potato bowl

neither I or my parents put it there

did it fall from a grocery bag, maybe?

do we have a #Frenchghost jokester? because apple in French is "une pomme" and potato is "pomme de terre" which is "apple of the Earth"

#weird

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 1d

just got a "university email" entitled "DEAR VALID STUDENTS" and it redirects to a form asking for current passwords and past passwords to other college accounts

yeah, totally legit

#phishingscam #toteslegit #fuckoff #uhhuh

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! I wish Christopher Columbus 5 million more pineapples up his ass in hell and I wish all indigenous people a glorious celebration of your heritage!

#fuckchristophercolumbus #indigenouspeoplesday #colonizer #bipoc

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 1d

some 60 year old incel: all these harlots dressing like sexy witches, vampires, and furries!

me: I totally agree, sir. Uh, where are these harlots so I know where to avoid them?

#harlots #spooky #sexyhalloween

Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 2d

mom: why can't you just try more

because your expectations are so high that even my hardest effort is scorned, so I quit trying to please a person with impossible standards

maybe, just maybe your parents instilled a sense of perfectionism in you that isn't realistic

#gototherapy #toxicparent

Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 2d

I've just been informed that the big blue Bass Pro Shop pyramid is not a photoshopped meme and is a legit store. Also its one of the biggest pyramids in the world.

what the fuck is this timeline

#wtf #bassproshop #pyramid

a white cat is sitting on a box with the words `` why '' written on it .

ALT: a white cat is sitting on a box with the words `` why '' written on it .

media.tenor.com

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 2d

people: otters are so cute!

*rumbling*

person: uh, do you hear that?

*stampede of pedantic nerds come near*

nerds: DID YOU KNOW OTTERS ARE RAPISTS

#weird #otters

Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 2d

just give her own bathroom...

or no! even better! give her a single bucket that says "gender neutral toilet" and some of that awful 1 ply toilet paper.

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 2d

if i ever write a book, I'm gonna anonymously inform several MAGA outlets about its Satanic influences and they'll all buy the book in droves to burn them

follow me for more unethical life hacks

#unethicallifehacks #thisisajoke #satire #dontburnbooks

Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 2d

the only crime I see is your orange daddy pissing on America, couch-fucker

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

WELKER: Are you looking at invoking the Insurrection Act?

VANCE: We have to remember we are talking about this bc crime has gotten out of control

W: Crime is down in both Chicago & Portland

V: Crime is down bc they are so overwhelmed at the local level they are not even keeping stats properly

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Lady C the Libertine 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦🇲🇽🇵🇸 @ladychelsea.bsky.social · 2d

y'all ain't getting paid by this assclown administration

all the more reason to storm the bastille! let's go!

you easily outnumber Secret Service!

#stormthebastille #militaryjunta #removehim #8647 #downwithorangehitler